Report, edit, etc...Posted by dumbducky on 2006-08-23 at 19:59:12
QUOTE(Jammed @ Aug 23 2006, 01:40 PM)
I just remembered this. We were playing a Thing game. The Thing got in a bad situation - it was being hunted by 4 survivors. At some moment, we all were shooting it, and The Thing was running away. One of the survivors paused the game, and said this:
Shoot the duck !
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Shoot the duck !
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-08-24 at 11:20:12
QUOTE
Voyager: What sort of triggers are there in a money map? 
Me: Taxes triggers
Me: Taxes triggers
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-08-24 at 21:28:32
QUOTE
Lister: Hang on. These guys aren't Nazis -- they're all wearing different period costumes. There's one looks like Al Capone, there's another like Mussolini, Richard III, Napoleon. Smeg, it's like all the worst people in history have been brought together in one place. Oh my God, there's James Last! I recognize him from Rimmer's record collection.
Cat: What are they doing?.
Lister: Well, just lining up in ... in some kind of firing squad. Woah Woah! Hang on, hang on. Someone's being brought out, they're tying him to a stake. It's Winnie the Pooh.
Cat: What?
Lister: Winnie the Pooh, I swear! He's refusing the blindfold.
Cat: They're tying Winnie the Pooh to a stake?
[Sound fx of gun shots. Lister looks shattered.]
Lister: That's something no one should ever have to see.
Cat: What are they doing?.
Lister: Well, just lining up in ... in some kind of firing squad. Woah Woah! Hang on, hang on. Someone's being brought out, they're tying him to a stake. It's Winnie the Pooh.
Cat: What?
Lister: Winnie the Pooh, I swear! He's refusing the blindfold.
Cat: They're tying Winnie the Pooh to a stake?
[Sound fx of gun shots. Lister looks shattered.]
Lister: That's something no one should ever have to see.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by i-beat-u on 2006-08-25 at 00:26:51
Doodan :
Find out as much as you can about her without actually ASKING her for any information (such as last name, address, phone number, blood type, etc...). Make a shrine in your closet comprised of candles, inscence, candid photos of her (with the centerpiece photo being a picture that she awkwardly agreed to pose for), as well as love letters written in blood. Write her no less than 100 poems and leave them for her in places she'll find them (sign them "Secret Admirer" for an added effect). If you've worked up the nerve to call her, call her no less than 50 times a day. Once she's aware of who you are and you know where she lives, stand out on her lawn outside her window and play lovesongs on a boombox (I recommend "I Wanna Know What Love is" by Foreigner, and "When a Man Loves a Woman" by Percy Sledge). If you've got lots of money, bribe her father. If she files a restraining order, then backoff for a few days. Moniter her activity and when you find out she's leaving town, chase her to the airport with flowers and make a dramatic scene.
If that doesn't work, I just don't know what will...
Find out as much as you can about her without actually ASKING her for any information (such as last name, address, phone number, blood type, etc...). Make a shrine in your closet comprised of candles, inscence, candid photos of her (with the centerpiece photo being a picture that she awkwardly agreed to pose for), as well as love letters written in blood. Write her no less than 100 poems and leave them for her in places she'll find them (sign them "Secret Admirer" for an added effect). If you've worked up the nerve to call her, call her no less than 50 times a day. Once she's aware of who you are and you know where she lives, stand out on her lawn outside her window and play lovesongs on a boombox (I recommend "I Wanna Know What Love is" by Foreigner, and "When a Man Loves a Woman" by Percy Sledge). If you've got lots of money, bribe her father. If she files a restraining order, then backoff for a few days. Moniter her activity and when you find out she's leaving town, chase her to the airport with flowers and make a dramatic scene.
If that doesn't work, I just don't know what will...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-08-25 at 03:49:07
Statistics are how we justify facts, but we need people to make statistics. If man is flawed then so is that which relys on him, hence facts being void.
No matter how well i can explain this, it will never ring as true in your mind as it can in my heart.
You need to understand that other people can never understand as well as you yourself can inside.
In essence i am not satisfied with my own vocabulary. Because when i say something to someone, i always think of a way i couldve said it better. When i hear what i say i get mad at myself, for the point im making isnt coming back to me as i so strongly project it.
Metal is but one way to stop an army. Words are another.
Religion is what happens when hope and an idea go hand in hand down the same lane in a persons mind. Religion is a bad idea, but ideas, and hope, are all we truely have.
When you shoot me today, you take down a symbol of this nations people. You strike down a man. But you will never destroy my words, for my ideas can be reached by no bullet.
Nothings perfect.
-Le0n
No matter how well i can explain this, it will never ring as true in your mind as it can in my heart.
You need to understand that other people can never understand as well as you yourself can inside.
In essence i am not satisfied with my own vocabulary. Because when i say something to someone, i always think of a way i couldve said it better. When i hear what i say i get mad at myself, for the point im making isnt coming back to me as i so strongly project it.
Metal is but one way to stop an army. Words are another.
Religion is what happens when hope and an idea go hand in hand down the same lane in a persons mind. Religion is a bad idea, but ideas, and hope, are all we truely have.
When you shoot me today, you take down a symbol of this nations people. You strike down a man. But you will never destroy my words, for my ideas can be reached by no bullet.
Nothings perfect.
-Le0n
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DoomGaze on 2006-08-25 at 04:33:18
QUOTE
"When I was a boy my grandfather died, and he was a sculptor. He was also a very kind man who had a lot of love to give the world, and he helped clean up the slum in our town; and he made toys for us and he did a million things in his lifetime; he was always busy with his hands. And when he died, I suddenly realized I wasn't crying for him at all, but for the things he did. I cried because he would never do them again, he would never carve another piece of wood or help us raise doves and pigeons in the back yard or play the violin the way he did, or tell us jokes the way he did. He was part of us and when he died, all the actions stopped dead and there was no one to do them just the way he did. He was individual. He was an important man. I've never gotten over his death. Often I think, what wonderful carvings never came to birth because he died. How many jokes are missing from the world, and how many homing pigeons untouched by his hands. He shaped the world. He did things to the world. The world was bankrupted of ten million fine actions the night he passed on."
~Granger (Fahrenheit 451)
QUOTE
"Everyone must leave something behind when he dies, my grandfather said. A child or a book or a painting or a house or a wall built or a pair of shoes made. Or a garden planted. Something your hand touched some way so your soul has somewhere to go when you die, and when people look at that tree or that flower you planted, you're there. It doesn't matter what you do, he said, so long as you change something from the way it was before you touched it into something that's like you after you take your hands away. The difference between the man who just cuts lawns and a real gardener is in the touching, he said. The lawn-cutter might just as well not have been there at all; the gardener will be there a lifetime."
~Granger (Fahrenheit 451)
QUOTE
"Don't be dismayed by good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends."
~Richard Bach
Report, edit, etc...Posted by NarakuFortunato on 2006-08-25 at 23:34:16
QUOTE
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
Evey Hammond: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Who? Who are you?
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I'm quite sure they will say so.
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
Evey Hammond: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Who? Who are you?
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I'm quite sure they will say so.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-08-26 at 01:35:33
QUOTE(Pulp Fiction)
Say What Again.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-08-26 at 02:01:42
Anything ever said by Oscar Wilde. (On Uncyclopedia.)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-08-26 at 04:34:00
It is not what you will think, it is what they will say, that will determine how soon my last days are to our current point in this circuit of oblivious existence.
-Le0n
-Le0n
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kupo on 2006-08-26 at 04:43:05
My favorite quote :
=)
QUOTE
The first step to love is friendship, so is the last. What's left is the middle
=)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IDontChat on 2006-08-26 at 20:02:36
Toa5555: flash
Toa5555: *lights keep flashing*
Ed331Ed331: Stfu noob.
Ed331Ed331: Lights: *whimper*
Toa5555: Me: OWNED
In America
we have a statue of liberty.
In Soviet Russia, the statue has you.
Therefore Soviet Russia is a matrix wannabe.
- IDontChat (I love my imagination.)
Ed331Ed331: / .
Ed331Ed331: Slash dot.
Toa5555: Fine..Dont think..
Ed331Ed331: and i'll refuse that C4 by your computer if you keep doing it
Ed331Ed331: such as in
Ed331Ed331: REPLACE THE FUSE
Toa5555: LOL
Ed331Ed331: MUAHAHAHA
Ed331Ed331: you can toss paintcans
Ed331Ed331: paints walls
Ed331Ed331: it works on enemies too XD
Ed331Ed331: super funny stuff
Ed331Ed331: OMFG A WHITE ZOMBIE
Ed331Ed331: SHOOT IT
(You literally can paint enemies in Half-Life 2 if you use the grav. gun to toss a paintcan at them.)
Ed331Ed331: hax.
Toa5555: cheatz.
Ed331Ed331: haxing cheatz.
Toa5555: OWNED PUNK U GOT OWNED
Ed331Ed331: Counter'D
Toa5555: haxed modded cheatz
Toa5555: .
Ed331Ed331: uber haxing modding cheats.
Toa5555: Uber Haxed Modded patched hashed cheatz.
Toa5555: OWNED
Ed331Ed331: The cheese of doom.
Ed331Ed331: PW33N3D.
Toa5555: ...?
Ed331Ed331: The cheese of doom kills all.
Ed331Ed331: No man can defeat it.
Toa5555: I can]
Ed331Ed331: No woman can either XD.
Ed331Ed331: no you can't
Ed331Ed331: the cheese of doom is too strong
Toa5555: The cheesez of doom.
Ed331Ed331: the cheese is immortal btw
Ed331Ed331: The cheese of doom WITH AN AIMBOT LOLZ.
EDIT: Added "Zee Ch33zes 0f D00M!!11!"
All of these quotes come from 2005 AIM conversations.
Toa5555: *lights keep flashing*
Ed331Ed331: Stfu noob.
Ed331Ed331: Lights: *whimper*
Toa5555: Me: OWNED
In America
we have a statue of liberty.
In Soviet Russia, the statue has you.
Therefore Soviet Russia is a matrix wannabe.
- IDontChat (I love my imagination.)
Ed331Ed331: / .
Ed331Ed331: Slash dot.
Toa5555: Fine..Dont think..
Ed331Ed331: and i'll refuse that C4 by your computer if you keep doing it
Ed331Ed331: such as in
Ed331Ed331: REPLACE THE FUSE
Toa5555: LOL
Ed331Ed331: MUAHAHAHA
Ed331Ed331: you can toss paintcans
Ed331Ed331: paints walls
Ed331Ed331: it works on enemies too XD
Ed331Ed331: super funny stuff
Ed331Ed331: OMFG A WHITE ZOMBIE
Ed331Ed331: SHOOT IT
(You literally can paint enemies in Half-Life 2 if you use the grav. gun to toss a paintcan at them.)
Ed331Ed331: hax.
Toa5555: cheatz.
Ed331Ed331: haxing cheatz.
Toa5555: OWNED PUNK U GOT OWNED
Ed331Ed331: Counter'D
Toa5555: haxed modded cheatz
Toa5555: .
Ed331Ed331: uber haxing modding cheats.
Toa5555: Uber Haxed Modded patched hashed cheatz.
Toa5555: OWNED
Ed331Ed331: The cheese of doom.
Ed331Ed331: PW33N3D.
Toa5555: ...?
Ed331Ed331: The cheese of doom kills all.
Ed331Ed331: No man can defeat it.
Toa5555: I can]
Ed331Ed331: No woman can either XD.
Ed331Ed331: no you can't
Ed331Ed331: the cheese of doom is too strong
Toa5555: The cheesez of doom.
Ed331Ed331: the cheese is immortal btw
Ed331Ed331: The cheese of doom WITH AN AIMBOT LOLZ.
EDIT: Added "Zee Ch33zes 0f D00M!!11!"
All of these quotes come from 2005 AIM conversations.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2006-08-26 at 20:12:17
Toa5555 (12:35:10 PM): I WANT CHAOS CRAYONS
Toa5555 (12:35:17 PM): Regular crayons r boring
AznChaosCrayons (12:36:09 PM): nevah
AznChaosCrayons (12:36:17 PM): the crayons are too chaotic
AznChaosCrayons (12:36:25 PM): it'll destroy whatever your going to color
(suck it is me)
<Atalante> can I come to your funeral?
<SuckIT> ...
<SuckIT> Sure
<Atalante> what kind of roses should I bring? or some other flowers?
<SuckIT> Dasies
<Atalante> alrighty then
<SuckIT> Bring some choclates to
<Atalante> I promise
<SuckIT> Put them on my grave
<Atalante> I will
<SuckIT> What if
<SuckIT> We both die
<SuckIT> At the same time
<SuckIT> We cant go to eachothers funerals
<Atalante> then we'll forget about it, what else can we do?
<SuckIT> What if our ghosts go
<SuckIT> That'll work right?
<Atalante> I guess so
Ed331Ed331 (5:28:30 PM): Fowned sounds like Phoned
Ed331Ed331 (5:28:34 PM): I Fowned the President.
Ed331Ed331 (5:28:42 PM): Yes, he wasn't available to answer it.
Toa1337 says:
Dude\
Toa1337 says:
He doesnt like you
xX.Yami280.Xx says:
i know
Toa1337 says:
He likes the crab
xX.Yami280.Xx says:
noone like s me
Toa1337 says:
He doesnt even like me
Toa1337 says:
He likes my heddie
Toa1337 says:
Damn heddie avvie
Toa5555 (11:04:38 PM): I love Russsia
Toa5555 (11:04:44 PM): You made me love it..
Ed331Ed331 (11:04:47 PM): lol
Toa5555 (11:04:52 PM): With your..
Toa5555 (11:04:57 PM): Weird russain sayings
Toa5555 (11:05:06 PM): About poems
Toa5555 (11:05:10 PM): And statues of liberty
Ed331Ed331 (11:05:12 PM): lol
Toa5555 (11:05:17 PM): And something about the matrix
Toa5555 (11:05:20 PM): And neo..
Toa5555 (11:05:21 PM): But
Toa5555 (11:05:28 PM): What does neo have to do with russia
Ed331Ed331 (11:05:43 PM): rofl...
Toa5555 (11:05:49 PM): Absolutely NOTHING
yami280 (9:59:44 PM): so annoyed imma killz u
Toa5555 (9:59:55 PM): ..
Toa5555 (10:00:00 PM): *Takes out pulse rifle*
yami280 (10:00:08 PM): takes out RPG
Toa5555 (10:00:15 PM): *Takes out godmode*
Toa5555 (10:00:23 PM): Now what.
yami280 (10:00:29 PM): *takes out gods father mode*
yami280 (10:00:32 PM): OOO
Toa5555 (3:38:20 PM): Toa5555 (3:37:59 PM): Tell me a quote
HailGrit (3:38:00 PM): Hmm. Umm... I'm not stupid, I know what a quote is...
Toa5555 (3:38:08 PM): What is it
HailGrit (3:38:08 PM): Ummm...I dont know
Toa5555 (3:39:54 PM): HailGrit (3:39:33 PM): Do you often ask other people 'what your name is?', by the way? ;>
Toa5555 (3:39:37 PM): Toa
HailGrit (3:39:38 PM): I still have no idea what a quote is...
Toa5555 (8:58:00 PM): Arent there people you just wanna slap sometimes?
SsS HorroR (8:58:06 PM): Ya
SsS HorroR (8:58:08 PM): *slaps Toa*
FruitRollUp997: Are you implying that you want to have sexual intercourse with me?
CiNdYLoUwHo1021: noooooooo
FruitRollUp997: Already moaning? jeeze I didn't know I was that good
yami280 (10:02:53 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yami280 (10:03:31 PM): *sniff*
yami280 (10:03:38 PM): In memory of speeder
yami280 (10:03:46 PM): I always loved u speeder
yami280 (10:03:56 PM): WAHHAHAHA ITS DEAD
Toa5555 (10:04:11 PM): ..
Toa5555 (10:04:14 PM): Speeder?
yami280 (10:04:21 PM): thats baseballs name
Toa5555 (10:04:34 PM): That base ball was ball
yami280 (10:04:39 PM): no
yami280 (10:04:43 PM): its was speeder
yami280 (10:04:48 PM): hes cool
Toa5555 (10:04:49 PM): ..
Toa5555 (10:04:53 PM): He looked
Toa5555 (10:04:56 PM): Retarded
yami280 (10:04:59 PM): now dead
yami280 (10:05:03 PM): *sniff
Toa5555 (10:05:09 PM): A retarded, dead base ball
Toa5555 (12:35:17 PM): Regular crayons r boring
AznChaosCrayons (12:36:09 PM): nevah
AznChaosCrayons (12:36:17 PM): the crayons are too chaotic
AznChaosCrayons (12:36:25 PM): it'll destroy whatever your going to color
(suck it is me)
<Atalante> can I come to your funeral?
<SuckIT> ...
<SuckIT> Sure
<Atalante> what kind of roses should I bring? or some other flowers?
<SuckIT> Dasies
<Atalante> alrighty then
<SuckIT> Bring some choclates to
<Atalante> I promise
<SuckIT> Put them on my grave
<Atalante> I will
<SuckIT> What if
<SuckIT> We both die
<SuckIT> At the same time
<SuckIT> We cant go to eachothers funerals
<Atalante> then we'll forget about it, what else can we do?
<SuckIT> What if our ghosts go
<SuckIT> That'll work right?
<Atalante> I guess so
Ed331Ed331 (5:28:30 PM): Fowned sounds like Phoned
Ed331Ed331 (5:28:34 PM): I Fowned the President.
Ed331Ed331 (5:28:42 PM): Yes, he wasn't available to answer it.
Toa1337 says:
Dude\
Toa1337 says:
He doesnt like you
xX.Yami280.Xx says:
i know
Toa1337 says:
He likes the crab
xX.Yami280.Xx says:
noone like s me
Toa1337 says:
He doesnt even like me
Toa1337 says:
He likes my heddie
Toa1337 says:
Damn heddie avvie
Toa5555 (11:04:38 PM): I love Russsia
Toa5555 (11:04:44 PM): You made me love it..
Ed331Ed331 (11:04:47 PM): lol
Toa5555 (11:04:52 PM): With your..
Toa5555 (11:04:57 PM): Weird russain sayings
Toa5555 (11:05:06 PM): About poems
Toa5555 (11:05:10 PM): And statues of liberty
Ed331Ed331 (11:05:12 PM): lol
Toa5555 (11:05:17 PM): And something about the matrix
Toa5555 (11:05:20 PM): And neo..
Toa5555 (11:05:21 PM): But
Toa5555 (11:05:28 PM): What does neo have to do with russia
Ed331Ed331 (11:05:43 PM): rofl...
Toa5555 (11:05:49 PM): Absolutely NOTHING
yami280 (9:59:44 PM): so annoyed imma killz u
Toa5555 (9:59:55 PM): ..
Toa5555 (10:00:00 PM): *Takes out pulse rifle*
yami280 (10:00:08 PM): takes out RPG
Toa5555 (10:00:15 PM): *Takes out godmode*
Toa5555 (10:00:23 PM): Now what.
yami280 (10:00:29 PM): *takes out gods father mode*
yami280 (10:00:32 PM): OOO
Toa5555 (3:38:20 PM): Toa5555 (3:37:59 PM): Tell me a quote
HailGrit (3:38:00 PM): Hmm. Umm... I'm not stupid, I know what a quote is...
Toa5555 (3:38:08 PM): What is it
HailGrit (3:38:08 PM): Ummm...I dont know
Toa5555 (3:39:54 PM): HailGrit (3:39:33 PM): Do you often ask other people 'what your name is?', by the way? ;>
Toa5555 (3:39:37 PM): Toa
HailGrit (3:39:38 PM): I still have no idea what a quote is...
Toa5555 (8:58:00 PM): Arent there people you just wanna slap sometimes?
SsS HorroR (8:58:06 PM): Ya
SsS HorroR (8:58:08 PM): *slaps Toa*
FruitRollUp997: Are you implying that you want to have sexual intercourse with me?
CiNdYLoUwHo1021: noooooooo
FruitRollUp997: Already moaning? jeeze I didn't know I was that good
yami280 (10:02:53 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yami280 (10:03:31 PM): *sniff*
yami280 (10:03:38 PM): In memory of speeder
yami280 (10:03:46 PM): I always loved u speeder
yami280 (10:03:56 PM): WAHHAHAHA ITS DEAD
Toa5555 (10:04:11 PM): ..
Toa5555 (10:04:14 PM): Speeder?
yami280 (10:04:21 PM): thats baseballs name
Toa5555 (10:04:34 PM): That base ball was ball
yami280 (10:04:39 PM): no
yami280 (10:04:43 PM): its was speeder
yami280 (10:04:48 PM): hes cool
Toa5555 (10:04:49 PM): ..
Toa5555 (10:04:53 PM): He looked
Toa5555 (10:04:56 PM): Retarded
yami280 (10:04:59 PM): now dead
yami280 (10:05:03 PM): *sniff
Toa5555 (10:05:09 PM): A retarded, dead base ball
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Pie_Sniper on 2006-08-26 at 21:18:14
QUOTE
DoomStrike (6:15 pm) -- COMIN RIGHT UP
Arbitrary (6:15 pm) -- GET THIS MAN 12,000,000 CCs OF PIZZA, STAT!
Pie_Sniper (6:14 pm) -- I want pizza. Correction, I NEED pizza
Arbitrary (6:15 pm) -- GET THIS MAN 12,000,000 CCs OF PIZZA, STAT!
Pie_Sniper (6:14 pm) -- I want pizza. Correction, I NEED pizza
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dumbducky on 2006-08-26 at 22:38:14
QUOTE(the shoutbox)
Pie_Sniper (10:35 pm) -- I was up till 1:30 am coding that last night
Voyager7456(MM) (10:33 pm) -- YAAAAY!
Voyager7456(MM) (10:32 pm) -- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Pie_Sniper (10:32 pm) -- Okay it's back
Voyager7456(MM) (10:32 pm) -- You're one to talk, Liam Charles Malosovich, Baron of Regina.
Pie_Sniper (10:31 pm) -- It is gone
Pie_Sniper (10:30 pm) -- Stop laughing at me!
Voyager7456(MM) (10:30 pm) -- NOOOOOOOOOO!
dumbducky (10:30 pm) -- william lol
dumbducky (10:30 pm) -- lol what funny name
Pie_Sniper (10:30 pm) -- You betrayed me, Voyager! I shall delete the Mod Night Image Manager promptly!
Pie_Sniper (10:29 pm) -- NOOOOOOOOOO!
Voyager7456(MM) (10:29 pm) -- Ever lose a sock? HOUSEMOULD has the answer.
Voyager7456(MM) (10:26 pm) -- Hank's Original Under-appreciated System Explaining Many Of Unexplained Laundry Disappearances.
Pie_Sniper (10:25 pm) -- No. I don't know
O)FaRTy1billion (10:24 pm) -- Why is it "MOULD"?
Pie_Sniper (10:24 pm) -- I was too lazy. Besides, it was just a quick example...
Voyager7456(MM) (10:24 pm) -- By the way, is HOUSEMOULD an acronym?
Voyager7456(MM) (10:24 pm) -- All your HOUSEMOULD are belong to me...
O)FaRTy1billion (10:24 pm) -- My shoutbox does.
dumbducky (10:23 pm) -- i dunno, tabbed box doesn't have times of shouts
Pie_Sniper (10:22 pm) -- When did I transfer the administration and development of HOUSEMOULD v2 over to you?
dumbducky (10:22 pm) -- The Fair Labor Standards Act of 1939 is so 67 years ago
Voyager7456(MM) (10:21 pm) -- We'll see who's laughing after I institute the Fair Labor Standards Act of 1939!!!!!
Voyager7456(MM) (10:20 pm) -- You're charging an huge price and giving an unfeasible alternative!
dumbducky (10:19 pm) -- how so?
Voyager7456(MM) (10:18 pm) -- is too
dumbducky (10:18 pm) -- is not
Voyager7456(MM) (10:17 pm) -- This is blackmail!
dumbducky (10:16 pm) -- fine then, fix it yourself
Voyager7456(MM) (10:15 pm) -- You're ripping me off, you cheap illegitimate child!
dumbducky (10:14 pm) -- yes, but it costs $20
Voyager7456(MM) (10:13 pm) -- Will you replace siding?
dumbducky (10:13 pm) -- don't worry, i can fix that damage for cheap
Voyager7456(MM) (10:12 pm) -- My insurance doesn't cover housemould damage.
Voyager7456(MM) (10:33 pm) -- YAAAAY!
Voyager7456(MM) (10:32 pm) -- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Pie_Sniper (10:32 pm) -- Okay it's back
Voyager7456(MM) (10:32 pm) -- You're one to talk, Liam Charles Malosovich, Baron of Regina.
Pie_Sniper (10:31 pm) -- It is gone
Pie_Sniper (10:30 pm) -- Stop laughing at me!
Voyager7456(MM) (10:30 pm) -- NOOOOOOOOOO!
dumbducky (10:30 pm) -- william lol
dumbducky (10:30 pm) -- lol what funny name
Pie_Sniper (10:30 pm) -- You betrayed me, Voyager! I shall delete the Mod Night Image Manager promptly!
Pie_Sniper (10:29 pm) -- NOOOOOOOOOO!
Voyager7456(MM) (10:29 pm) -- Ever lose a sock? HOUSEMOULD has the answer.
Voyager7456(MM) (10:26 pm) -- Hank's Original Under-appreciated System Explaining Many Of Unexplained Laundry Disappearances.
Pie_Sniper (10:25 pm) -- No. I don't know
O)FaRTy1billion (10:24 pm) -- Why is it "MOULD"?
Pie_Sniper (10:24 pm) -- I was too lazy. Besides, it was just a quick example...
Voyager7456(MM) (10:24 pm) -- By the way, is HOUSEMOULD an acronym?
Voyager7456(MM) (10:24 pm) -- All your HOUSEMOULD are belong to me...
O)FaRTy1billion (10:24 pm) -- My shoutbox does.
dumbducky (10:23 pm) -- i dunno, tabbed box doesn't have times of shouts
Pie_Sniper (10:22 pm) -- When did I transfer the administration and development of HOUSEMOULD v2 over to you?
dumbducky (10:22 pm) -- The Fair Labor Standards Act of 1939 is so 67 years ago
Voyager7456(MM) (10:21 pm) -- We'll see who's laughing after I institute the Fair Labor Standards Act of 1939!!!!!
Voyager7456(MM) (10:20 pm) -- You're charging an huge price and giving an unfeasible alternative!
dumbducky (10:19 pm) -- how so?
Voyager7456(MM) (10:18 pm) -- is too
dumbducky (10:18 pm) -- is not
Voyager7456(MM) (10:17 pm) -- This is blackmail!
dumbducky (10:16 pm) -- fine then, fix it yourself
Voyager7456(MM) (10:15 pm) -- You're ripping me off, you cheap illegitimate child!
dumbducky (10:14 pm) -- yes, but it costs $20
Voyager7456(MM) (10:13 pm) -- Will you replace siding?
dumbducky (10:13 pm) -- don't worry, i can fix that damage for cheap
Voyager7456(MM) (10:12 pm) -- My insurance doesn't cover housemould damage.
QUOTE
Pie_Sniper (10:40 pm) -- Not if I eat it myself!
Arbitrary (10:40 pm) -- I will consume your soul.
Arbitrary (10:40 pm) -- I will consume your soul.
QUOTE
Pie_Sniper (10:43 pm) -- I read that an-tiv-nom
Voyager7456(MM) (10:42 pm) -- Like an antivenom.
Voyager7456(MM) (10:42 pm) -- Like an antivenom.
Read from bottom to top.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demon on 2006-08-26 at 23:18:11
QUOTE(Valug @ Aug 21 2006, 06:34 AM)
[sub]<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
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<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
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<anamexis> :<[/sub]
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<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
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<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
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<anamexis> :<[/sub]
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I like this one the best XD.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by uberfoop on 2006-08-27 at 01:16:08
Everything in Dr Strangelove
And...Some stuff from RvB:
O'Malley: "AHHAHAHA!!! They will all taste OBLIVION! HAHA! Which tastes just like Red Bull, which is DISGUSTING!"
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Church: "So how are you doing Caboose? Are you following any of this whatsoever?
Caboose: "I think so...That guy Tex is really a robot, and you're his boyfriend, so that makes you....A gay robot."
Church: *looks down, annoyed* "Yea, that's right. I'm a gay robot."
And...Some stuff from RvB:
O'Malley: "AHHAHAHA!!! They will all taste OBLIVION! HAHA! Which tastes just like Red Bull, which is DISGUSTING!"
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Church: "So how are you doing Caboose? Are you following any of this whatsoever?
Caboose: "I think so...That guy Tex is really a robot, and you're his boyfriend, so that makes you....A gay robot."
Church: *looks down, annoyed* "Yea, that's right. I'm a gay robot."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2006-08-27 at 03:09:53
QUOTE(uberfoop @ Aug 26 2006, 10:15 PM)
Everything in Dr Strangelove
And...Some stuff from RvB:
O'Malley: "AHHAHAHA!!! They will all taste OBLIVION! HAHA! Which tastes just like Red Bull, which is DISGUSTING!"
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Church: "So how are you doing Caboose? Are you following any of this whatsoever?
Caboose: "I think so...That guy Tex is really a robot, and you're his boyfriend, so that makes you....A gay robot."
Church: *looks down, annoyed* "Yea, that's right. I'm a gay robot."
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And...Some stuff from RvB:
O'Malley: "AHHAHAHA!!! They will all taste OBLIVION! HAHA! Which tastes just like Red Bull, which is DISGUSTING!"
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Church: "So how are you doing Caboose? Are you following any of this whatsoever?
Caboose: "I think so...That guy Tex is really a robot, and you're his boyfriend, so that makes you....A gay robot."
Church: *looks down, annoyed* "Yea, that's right. I'm a gay robot."
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I love RvB..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-08-27 at 03:14:21
An image compiling my various battle.net monologs.
Enjoy.
-Le0n
Enjoy.
-Le0n
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-08-27 at 12:38:14
Caboose: Or maybe it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-08-27 at 17:43:57
QUOTE(MSN)
[11:58] nuclearrabbit: :O
[11:58] nuclearrabbit: You couldn't punch me.
[11:58] Wilhelm: Yeah I could
[11:58] Wilhelm: I have fists the size of minivans
[11:58] nuclearrabbit: Nah uh.
[11:58] Wilhelm: Ya huh
[11:58] nuclearrabbit: I'm 8' 4"
[11:59] Wilhelm: Omg
[11:59] nuclearrabbit: 14,000 lbs.
[11:59] Wilhelm: I'm 12 million feet tall
[11:59] Wilhelm And I weight infinity pounds
[11:59] Wilhelm: And I got a gun
[11:59] Wilhelm: OMG
[11:59] nuclearrabbit: :O
[11:59] nuclearrabbit: I have a sock puppet.
[11:59] nuclearrabbit: I win.
[11:59] Wilhelm: *Shoots sock puppet*
[12:05] nuclearrabbit: :(
[11:58] nuclearrabbit: You couldn't punch me.
[11:58] Wilhelm: Yeah I could
[11:58] Wilhelm: I have fists the size of minivans
[11:58] nuclearrabbit: Nah uh.
[11:58] Wilhelm: Ya huh
[11:58] nuclearrabbit: I'm 8' 4"
[11:59] Wilhelm: Omg
[11:59] nuclearrabbit: 14,000 lbs.
[11:59] Wilhelm: I'm 12 million feet tall
[11:59] Wilhelm And I weight infinity pounds
[11:59] Wilhelm: And I got a gun
[11:59] Wilhelm: OMG
[11:59] nuclearrabbit: :O
[11:59] nuclearrabbit: I have a sock puppet.
[11:59] nuclearrabbit: I win.
[11:59] Wilhelm: *Shoots sock puppet*
[12:05] nuclearrabbit: :(
QUOTE(MSN)
[1:40] Wilhelm: Do you wear briefs or boxers?
[21:40] nuclearrabbit: Commando.
[21:40] Wilhelm: ...
[21:40] Wilhelm: Ow.
[21:40] Wilhelm: I tried that once and it was like my zipper was attacking me
[21:40] Wilhelm: =o
[21:40] nuclearrabbit: Lol.
[21:41] Wilhelm: There have been two occasions
[21:41] Wilhelm: Where the only clean underwear I had
[21:41] Wilhelm: Was women's underwear
[21:41] Wilhelm: =P
[21:41] Wilhelm: So I went into school with women's underwear on
[21:41] nuclearrabbit: ...
[21:42] Wilhelm: Cause commnando= zipper penis attack
[21:42] Wilhelm: Commando*
[21:42] Wilhelm: <<
[21:42] Wilhelm: What?
[21:42] Wilhelm: I didn't have any other underwear man.
[21:42] Wilhelm: ...
[21:42] Wilhelm: =/
[21:43] nuclearrabbit: Lol.
[21:43] nuclearrabbit: I tried...
[21:43] nuclearrabbit: They never fit right.
[21:44] Wilhelm: Women's?
[21:44] nuclearrabbit: Ya.
[21:44] Wilhelm: It's pretty overrated anyways
[21:44] Wilhelm: because you're either going to have them down or off when you're
[21:45] Wilhelm: MASTURBATING
[21:40] nuclearrabbit: Commando.
[21:40] Wilhelm: ...
[21:40] Wilhelm: Ow.
[21:40] Wilhelm: I tried that once and it was like my zipper was attacking me
[21:40] Wilhelm: =o
[21:40] nuclearrabbit: Lol.
[21:41] Wilhelm: There have been two occasions
[21:41] Wilhelm: Where the only clean underwear I had
[21:41] Wilhelm: Was women's underwear
[21:41] Wilhelm: =P
[21:41] Wilhelm: So I went into school with women's underwear on
[21:41] nuclearrabbit: ...
[21:42] Wilhelm: Cause commnando= zipper penis attack
[21:42] Wilhelm: Commando*
[21:42] Wilhelm: <<
[21:42] Wilhelm: What?
[21:42] Wilhelm: I didn't have any other underwear man.
[21:42] Wilhelm: ...
[21:42] Wilhelm: =/
[21:43] nuclearrabbit: Lol.
[21:43] nuclearrabbit: I tried...
[21:43] nuclearrabbit: They never fit right.
[21:44] Wilhelm: Women's?
[21:44] nuclearrabbit: Ya.
[21:44] Wilhelm: It's pretty overrated anyways
[21:44] Wilhelm: because you're either going to have them down or off when you're
[21:45] Wilhelm: MASTURBATING
QUOTE(MSN)
[14:33] Wilhelm: Have you seen my artwork
[14:33] Wilhelm: The new
[14:33] Wilhelm: Ones
[14:34] Wilhelm: ?
[14:34] Mike - "I'm like a superhero with no motivation or special powers.": ya
[14:35] Wilhelm: What you think?
[14:35] Wilhelm: Think good
[14:35] Wilhelm: ?
[14:35] Mike - "I'm like a superhero with no motivation or special powers.": meh
[14:35] Mike - "I'm like a superhero with no motivation or special powers.": *thinks good*
[14:35] Wilhelm: You think dem good, massa?
[14:36] Wilhelm: I dun no nuffin bought none dat white folk drawings, massa
[14:36] Wilhelm: But I try, massa, Ima tryin'
[14:33] Wilhelm: The new
[14:33] Wilhelm: Ones
[14:34] Wilhelm: ?
[14:34] Mike - "I'm like a superhero with no motivation or special powers.": ya
[14:35] Wilhelm: What you think?
[14:35] Wilhelm: Think good
[14:35] Wilhelm: ?
[14:35] Mike - "I'm like a superhero with no motivation or special powers.": meh
[14:35] Mike - "I'm like a superhero with no motivation or special powers.": *thinks good*
[14:35] Wilhelm: You think dem good, massa?
[14:36] Wilhelm: I dun no nuffin bought none dat white folk drawings, massa
[14:36] Wilhelm: But I try, massa, Ima tryin'
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-08-27 at 18:23:12
QUOTE
Syphon: SOYLENT POKEMON IS PEOPLE!
Voyager: OMG QUOTE.
Voyager: OMG QUOTE.