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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2004-08-26 at 21:37:49
i wish i could kill people and so good the cops could never find me but then later i stab my self in teh foot and go to the hospital and the cops find me and i hold the doctor hostage then push him to teh cops and they blow teh censored.gif outa him.... then later i jump out a window and pull a parachute but then all of a sudden its june 6th 1942 and ima paratrooper and get stuck in a tree then the germans shoot the living hell outa me then when i go to hell i scare the hell outa da devil and he runs off and i become the grim reaper!


ahh dats aloud of my bakzor



-=Starcraft mood turned off=-
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2004-08-26 at 21:39:20
*Battlekruser tries to mind control someone, the person looks at him weird because he's looking at her funny...*
Telekenesis: The ability to move objects, not to control minds or make things appear outa nowhere, haha.
Why don't you just wish for the whole range of psychic abilities? tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-08-26 at 21:47:50
GAHAHA!
*battlekruser tries to penetrate a girls mind, instead sends her smashing into the bar.*

try explaining that one
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Felagund on 2004-08-26 at 21:53:07
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that was brilliant felagund


No, but this is : )

*Edit* For some funny yet *MATURE NOT FOR MINORS* entertainment, come here.

Ahh, finally some good stuff for women!

Grandpa's Gunslingers

NOT FOR MINORS!!!!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheeZe on 2004-08-26 at 21:59:52
LOL....
shall I repeat what he says before he goes to battle? tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-08-26 at 22:04:34
wtf? What is wrong with you sickos?!

thats it. I'm leaving.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2004-08-26 at 22:09:15
QUOTE(Valahan @ Aug 26 2004, 05:22 PM)
Lol ya, I lost the net and I'm at a buddy's for the night. I forgot all about this place and I checked my email and got a msg from Xeno. Gotta find a way to spend time when there ain't no net.

But I'll be back fulltime soon.

*slaps Valahan*

Don't run away like that again!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-08-26 at 23:03:12
You Perv Felagund i don't like you kind of people mad.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Felagund on 2004-08-26 at 23:29:40
If you're talking about the website I stumbled over it while looking for images on google about the West. I believe I typed "gunslingers" in there. It had me rolling on the floor laughing *literally* though. If you're talking about the picture there's nothing perverted about that. You're the idiots that posted pictures of yourselves on here tongue.gif

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Chapter 3: The Blackening of StarEdit

And when Bolt saw his time come, he gathered arms, and such a show of arms was it that the Galaxy once again knew fear. Fifteen hundred battlecruisers did he amass, and set out at once conquering the Tyratha star corridor. Unknown the forces of darkness, however, waited a force of reckoning, a force so unimaginably powerful and frightening that all would tremble before it. In the long years since Xeno(U) had inherited the throne of Galaxy and passed away, remembered as a great leader by all, the native WoAs, who had wrongfully punished Felagund and banished him, had built up their own strength. Not by technological superiority did they plan their conquest of Galaxy, but through sheer brute strength. Hundreds of thousands of WoAs poured out, innumerable, and it seemed that all was lost once again. Now the time has come for new heroes to arise


Continue the story!

*FireKame, we love you. Please come back!*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2004-08-27 at 15:08:52
dude thats censored.gif ed up! thats so sick its not even funny....


ROLFLMAO!

wtf why are u looking at dat gay ass censored.gif are you a gay guy? *hides behind a i box and point a phase distruper at you*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Felagund on 2004-08-27 at 15:11:42
I was looking for like Old West pictures on Google, so I typed in Gunslingers. Of course in this great age of internet, there is bound to be crap like that. I saw that and I immediately started laughing my head off.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-08-27 at 15:31:25
Well its just nasty pinch.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2004-08-27 at 15:33:58
QUOTE(WoA-Felagund @ Aug 27 2004, 02:11 PM)
I was looking for like Old West pictures on Google, so I typed in Gunslingers. Of course in this great age of internet, there is bound to be crap like that. I saw that and I immediately started laughing my head off.

how n the hell can you laugh at that sik censored.gif ?


btw:were the hell is my sound converteR?!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Felagund on 2004-08-27 at 20:29:25
Your post was lacking in content. Try again and I'll rethink about it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2004-08-27 at 20:57:56
Chapter 4 should be like...
BeeR_KeG[eM] drank a beer and it was uberly radioactive making him uberly powerfull. Then umm... a massive war between all forces waged out until Shadow_Paladin came and he beat us all.

Go write on that base.

I'd vote for unlimited wishes.

*Raises hand slowly while covering eyes* I voted get laid.

Not actually It was to be with that perfect girl(Body and personality)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Felagund on 2004-08-27 at 21:06:26
But Beer, the girl with a perfect personality would lay you instantly anyway! ; )
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2004-08-28 at 06:15:56
Sounds like your world in your story is near perfect, Felagund. I could make a fun story but I don't want Xeno to hate me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-08-28 at 23:45:25
QUOTE(WoA-Felagund @ Aug 27 2004, 08:06 PM)
But Beer, the girl with a perfect personality would lay you instantly anyway! ; )

YOU censored.gif ING censored.gif YOU'D RATHER HAVE US ALL BE WHORES WOULDN'T YOU
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Felagund on 2004-08-29 at 00:26:30
S|ut* not whore. J/k my dear. And you mistook my intent. The perfect gal would be smart enough to realize Beer's incredible power. Then when she got pregnant he would be tied to her. Then she could have 1/2 his power. This is how America works FireKame.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2004-08-29 at 19:25:24
Does that mean I will have to share Sc and my BeeR...?

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YOU  ING  YOU'D RATHER HAVE US ALL BE WHORES WOULDN'T YOU


I don't know who you speak to...
Anyways no I won't like that cause then they will act like censored.gif . I prefer a girl that looks good and that is great to talk to be with.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-08-29 at 19:42:26
Getting laid by a gurl is every men's dreams but soon we will . I have to wait till i'm 18. 6 more years for me. But i gotta wait till i get laid not wish for her to come but flirt with her.
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