Staredit Network

*Looks at my thing in the floor and as Tazzy is a doctor he reataches it because I boguth him a Beer for 2x price*

*Takes out a 12" hunting knife*

*Runs over to Shadow*
*Rips Shadows stomach apprat*

*As Shadow tries to fight back I keep stabbin him to death and cut him in lots of pices*

"None of you better mess with me if you know whats good for you"

"omg! You killed Shadow!"
*cries*
*hands beer_keg[eM] a fluffy pink drink*

*rencarnates*
*begs for mercy from Beerkeg[em]*
*slowly walks out of bar*

*Hears someone ask for a game of poker.*
*Walks in*
*Sees FireKame*

"..."

*Walks out*

*cries a river*
"Why don't you love me like you used to Rexy? It's been so lonely without you here by my side!
*cries more*

*walks in*
*gets wasted with friend taping it*
SHHH its like that blair video, shhh, dont tell anyone
*passes out*

(thats what happened to my cuz when he went to canada)

ADDITION:
*feels bad for tazzy cause he has to put up with firekame*
*leaves and goes to hang out with rexy*

*Walks in*
*Sees the mad chaos*
*Orders a beer*
*Orders... 2 beers*

*goes to urinals*
"Is anyone in here [/drunk]''
*notices dead bodies and passed out bodies on the ground*
*thinks: I'll be joining you guys soon...*

*goes to the bathroom*
*... is still going*
*... still*
*wow...*

*Passes out from blood ciruculation being cut off to brain for to long and gets a concussion*

(belive it or not that happend to my friends uncle, he didnt piss for like 2 days cause of his job. when he finally did it cut off the blood flow to his head and he passed out and got a concussion from his head hitting the urinal)

(if you didnt know your blood stops ciruclationg to your brain when you piss)

*Walks into the bathroom and see's all the dead bodys on the ground around him*
*Starts to kick Darkdeaths body and laughs maniacly*
*Yells at a dead body* "YOU WANNA FIGHT!" *gets no responce*
"Oh i see how it is! B*tch." *Is still kicking DarkDeaths body.*

*Sees Neo walking toward her*
(Oh god)
*Walks away, bumping into FK*

"..."

*Walks off*

lol
*continues to walk after rexy*
*cant take a hint or the bottles being thrown at him*
*calls rexy*
"HEY REXY WAIT UP!!"
*out of breath*
*passes out*

*beats neonightmarex up*
"First you steal IP from me, and now rexy?!
*cries*
*grants neo immortality*
*ties neo to a rock, and sends an eagle to eat his liver.*
*helps him grow a new liver*
*another eagle comes to eat that one*
"And so...the cycle continutes...a free bear to however can name who that happened to!"

"Started with a P."
"Wasn't it Prometheus or something? Greek mythology sucks =\."

*Noticed she just talked to FK*
"..."
*Walks off*

*yells to rexy*
"it was"
*breaks chains with super dead-sexy guns*
*flexes*

ADDITION:
*thanks firekame for imortality*
"thanks fk "
*starts 1246172846 bar fights and still doesnt die*
"MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.............HA"

*Gets pissed at neonightmare and challenges him to a bar fight.*
*Picks up two beer bottles and throws them at him and one hits him in the face and the other hits rexy.*
"Sorry Rexy!"

"grrrrrrrr im steaming mad, grrr"
"RAWR!!!"
*punches durty in the face*
*throws him to the ground*
*stomps on him*
"YOU WASTED PERFECTLY GOOD BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*mauls durty*
*beatshim up for hours non-stop*
*police come and see me*
*police leave*
*kills durty*
"TEH BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*gives Rexy a bear, not a beer*
"Merry Christmas, you lousy good for nothing meany head."

*Gets up*
"Hey whats going on?"
*Looks at neonightmare with a stunned face*
*Realises that neonightmare has killed him*
"Oh am i suppose to be dead? Sorry."
*Lies down. Drinks a keg of beer and passes out.*
*Looks dead*
*Throws up on neonightmares leg*
*Opens one eye*
"Sorry buddy."
*Pulls out an uzi and shoots the f*ck out of neonightmare*

*cracks durty's neck*
"owned"

*takes away neo's guns and re-ties him up, then summons Checkris to eat for the eagle; that eagle was getting full pretty fast, having to eat 2 people's guts out*

*asks the flaming turtle girl to burn the ropes*

*walks over to neonightmare* "need some help buddy?" *takes a large jackknife and cuts the ropes.* *Slits neonightmares throat.* *laughs* "'Buddy'" *laughs more* *asks neonightmare to gang up and kill ezday2*

"Ahahahah I am a super uber l33t pwner who only plays Volc's World through my whole life! I will take my town which is fortified for absolutely no reason and destroy you all!"
*trips on a banana*

"Why are you all so hateful?"
*FireKame lights the bar on fire*
"May I have your attention please? I am divorcing Tazzy! so HA!"

"Wow poor tazzy, But tazzy also has a deep dark sercret"

"This is the message for the former lord of evil Tazzy"



"OWNED!"

"btw, Tazzy made me his heir for Lord of evil and has now retired, you are all soooo ed