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, I have created this topic again *This topic was created by me, Ages ago* And im creating it again, This was a little relaxing game we old members used to play. So i though we could play it again.

Rules:
No zerg pets - Leave to much of a mess
* = Means a action
" = Means your talking

*Tazzy falls asleep behind the bar*

*Walks into the Bar*
*Steps in-front of the urinal*

*I do my business*
*Curse at the guy who is in the stall*

*Grabs a Beer and drinks*
"Gimme 1 sec"

*Kills the guy in the bathroom*
"Tazzy: That guy in the bathroom left a mess..."
"WAKE UP!"
"That guy left a bloddy mess in the stall go clean it up!"

*Walks into the bar*
*Sees Beer convered with blood*
*Shrugs*

*Walks over to the bar*
*Orders a beer*

*Grabs Beer bottle by the neck and breaks the bottom*

"Who wants to fight?!"

"omg, beer!!"

*runs over to the beer bottle and tries to lick up the spilt beer*

"wtf, Miller light? NOOOO!"
"I'm going to a real ber, for all I know you slept gehind a metal bar or something"

*approaches Beer_Keg[eM]*
"You haven't paid for that beer yet."

*Pays the wife with monopoly money*
"Alright, who wants to fight!"

*Drops on the table passed out*

*was hoping for a fight*
*mugs 7eh beer_keg[eM]*

[center]*Walks into bar*
"Hey, I got a joke!"
"An Irish guy walks out of a bar!... Hey, it could happen!"
*Slips of spilled beer*
*Dies*[/center]

*walks into the bar w/ a pair of SMGs*
"Kill them! Kill them all!"
*guns down everybody*
*finds a keg of beer*
*drinks the entire keg*
*resurrects everybody*

[center]"Woohoo, I was resurrected"
"..."
*Walks out of the bar*

(...2 minutes later...)

*Walks back into the bar, totally naked.*
"What are you lookin' at?[/drunk]"
"Hey, you know, there's another bar down the street..."
*Dies for no reason*[/center]

*Pekkel walks in and spreads cereal all over the ground*

"This bar is now an official duck sanctuary."

*Ducks fly everywhere and drinks all the beer.*

*Drunken ducks peck everyone to death.*

*walks into the bar*
"Ouch!"

[center]Why does everyone keep killing everyone else/themselves?[/center]

*Kills himself*

Because we aren't very creative,

*kills the ducks and offers them to the Kiwi God*
"Who wants fermented Kiwi Juice?"

*drinks the fermented kiwi juice*
*gets REALLY wasted*
*dies of alcohol poisoning*
*respawns*

*pokes .matrix*
"You didn't pay me for that drink, you know..."

"Oh, yeah. I forgot."
*gives FireKame $1 million*

[center]*Nuclear returns to the bar*
"Hey, everyone!"
*...Looks around...*
*...Notices EVERYONE'S pointing a gun at him...*
*...Tries to run...*
*...Runs straight into a wind-mill...*
*Dies*


God, I gotta stop dying...[/center]

*walks over to the windmill and finds nuclearrabbit's corpse*
"Get up so we can kill you again!"
*nuclearrabbit respawns*
*instead of shooting nuclearrabbit, everybody starts shooting each other*
*everybody dies and respawns*

[center]"Woohoo! I can drink all their beers!"
*...Runs towards the bar...*
*...Trips on courpses...*
*Dies*[/center]

*Wakes up from passing out*

"Now who really wants to fight?"
*Puts some Ludacris/Lil' John/Ying Yang Twins/Daddy Yankee/Don Omar remix on the Stereo*

"Any takers, You can all fight with a Big Stick"

*Walks into the bar* "Sup my peoples." *Grabs a beer and smashes it over his head then passes out*

"Fermented Kiwi Juice...? I'm a minor, so can I just have Kiwi Sauce?"
*gets Kiwi Sauce*
*drinks it... drinking apple sauce is more fun, but less tasty... oh well*
*burns his $130 life savings as payment to the Kiwi-God*
"It was worth it..."
*punches Beer Keg in the face*