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MrrLL Dies from Smilies,..Oh how a tragic way to die..
STUPID FLAMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toa55555 dies when the creators of "Red vs. Blue" take over the world and turn it into a dictatorship. They copyright the phrase "Blue Team" and execute Toa for using it without their permission.

That evil egg song manifests itself into the real world, and storms through Voyager's house, throwing things around, drinking all their soda, and eating all their steak. A knife is throw toward voyager's head... and.. yeah.

Voyager egg kills wilhelm too

One day TH was walking down the street when he saw Grover OMFG!!11one. Since Grover was his idol, he decided to spend a few moments talking to him. However, what he didn't know was that Grover owed alot of money to the Big Bird Mafia, and they had sent a hitman after him.

While TH and Grover were talking, a drive-by assassin by the name of "Oscar the Grouch" drove by and sprayed Grover with several rounds of bullets from his SMG. Grover, using his l337 skills dodged the bullets, but TH was not as fortunate.

EDIT: Dammit.

Elf: Voyager gets so pissed that he wrote this long story and Elf posted before him, that he dresses up in a Ninja Egg costume and breaks into his house. Elf dies laughing at him as he trips and rolls down 30 flights of stairs.

Voyager dies eatin eggs

Sacred Elf is walking through the park one day, and he stumbles across a penny. He picks it up, and notices it smells like the best candy ever in the history of mankind, ever. He eats it, then finds a bunch more pennys, and some nickels, and some dimes, all smelling like the best candy ever, in the the history of the world, ever. He eats them all, gets nickel poisoning, goes blind, and trips down a long flight of stairs, breaking his neck. Voyager becomes an egg, and I crack him in half and make some sun side up eggs!

The EGG SONG haunts Wilhelm for the rest of his life. He can't stop thinking about it. Every time a song comes on the radio, he hears the EGG SONG. Every time he sees eggs, THE EGG SONG comes into his head.

Eventually, he can't take it anymore and decides to erase the EGG SONG from his memory. However, something goes horribly wrong, and he erases his memories on how to breathe.

some kids trow eggs to voyager till he dies

Sacred Egg eats a device that becomes immensely magnetic with then button is pressed. He walks around all day, trips, and the device hits the lining of his stomach, pressing the button. A car flies toward him, and breaks him in half.

Wilhelm is working on his RPG map, and starts using StarForge for the extended terrain. He enters the "Terrain Zone", where he is focused one one thing: terrain.

It takes him 64 hours to complete the terrain and have it "just the way he wants it", and upon finishing, promptly starves to death.

Dies of old age

Voyager die bcuase he didnt say "Egg"

edit: grrr Sniper got sh00t by a Eggniper

SacredElf was holding his eggniper backwards and shot himself in the ass

hahaha sniper after dieng by a eggniper he got shoot by a Egg on flames

Mp)Sniper was taking a vacation in Africa, where he saw many wonderful sights, like lions, and zebra etc... Then one day, he thought he'd go on a safari. Everything seemed to be going OK until suddenly out of no-where the giraffe in Mp)Sniper's avatar became a real creature!

It promptly fell over on his safari jeep, and crushed him.


EDIT: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

SacredElf was fragged by Voyager7456(MM).

Voyager Will Die Getting The Song
Everythings all rite By Motion City Soundtrack Stuck In his head till he goes crazy
and kills himself

YaeXrillion lived in perfect harmony. Ying was balanced with Yang. Everything was fine... until one day, Yin turned to alcohol and donuts. Yin became so overweight, that it tipped the cosmic scales, and Yin consumed Yang!

Unable to live with his unbalanced Yin, YaeXrillion attempted a radical Yang Re-Balancing surgery, only to mess up and accidently remove his lungs.

EDIT: Yeah, I'm running out of ideas, can't you tell?

Its Yin And Yang
Slashes Off Voyagers Head With The Living Sword YaeXirill
Then Hires A Ghost and Nukes Voyager
Then Hires a group Of Lings 2 Eat his Corpse
Then Hires A nEcro 2 revive
Then Hires a bunch Of Punks 2 beat him up
Then Hires The Mob 2 blow The :poo: Out of him with handguns n Uzis
LoL

Meh. Fixed.




Celebrating his victory at the Tour de France, Lance Armstrong opens a bottle of champagne. The cork flies out so fast, it reaches Earth orbit where it knocks into U.S. Military Satalite #423.

The impact of the cork (although tiny) redirects the targeting lasers by one degree, causing them to target YaeXirillion instead of the uninhabited atoll. The missiles are launched, and YaeXirillion becomes the first vicitim of the incredibly powerful new weapon, the Banana Custard Bomb.

Although he dies, he does get an interesting place in the textbooks, as well as $400 in cash from the Guiness World Book of Records for "Stupidest Death".

Also That Wouldnt Kill Me My name Means God -_- yOud just Ruin My Silk Shirt
BASTERD
Rofl XD
engulfs Him On Flame
Pours RadioActive And Nuclear Waste on him
Then Freezes Voyager On The Inside of the moon
ForEver And Ever Till he Explodes The moon When a nuke Goes up 2 much and hits the moon

YaeXirillion dies for being what serious Rpers like to call "a modding newb", oh, and thinking he's invincible, and jumping off a building.

Wilhelm gets tipped over by that sesame street character on his avatar and dies

Wilhelm Ur :censored:ing Gay i bet im a better rper then u
Sniper Dies Of Eating a poisen berry up in a tree

YaeXiriliion becomes waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too fat and has several concurrent heart attacks while messily eating three gallons of macaroni. He dies covered in cheese.