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Toad licks toads, gets high, and runs in front of a truck. Luckily the truck was parked, and a cloud falls out of the sky and cuts him in half.

MrrLL gets m... mer.... ma.... mauled!

Warhamma is glued to the ground. A man walks up, puts a nail to his head, gets a hammer and slowly nails the nail into his head. Warhamma screams, as more nails are being hammered into his head. Next, the man pulls out a screw driver, puts a screw to the side of war hammas head, and screws the screw into warhammas head. Warhamma is laying there squirming, who is just near-death. The man then gets a pair of nail clippers, and clips chunks of skin out of warhammas nose. Warhamma is in deep pain. The man then decides to grab a steak knife, and slowly cut off each of warhammas toes. The man puts 2 of warhammas sawed-off toes in warhammas mouth. Warhammer has no other choice then to swallow them. The man then pulls out a stapler, then staples warhammers eyelids so they are forced to be open. The man then gets a sharp thumb tac, and pokes warhammas pupils with them. The man then gets a mallet, and slams each of hammas knees with it, busting the kneecaps. Warhamma is still alive. The man then grabs a Samuri Sword, and chops his fingers at the first knuckle. Warhamma is sadly..still alive.. suffering. The man then walks away, walks back with a cage. He opens up the cage. Inside this cage are 3 Tarantulas (giant spiders) and puts 2 on his face, one on his stomach. The man ticks off these tarantulas, causing them to bite warhammer and fill him with venom. POOOOOOOF. Warhamma wakes up. It was all a dream!? But oh no, as warhamma looks in the mirror, he sees a man. The same man he saw in the dream. The man shoots warhammer in the head. Warhammer falls to his knees, and dies.

MrrLL has a heart attack while amusing himself to Pube Mupit videos.

hi mrll that was friggin stupid. cutting off toes n fingers is absolutely lack of imagination and on top of that doesnt even hurt that much. ive seen every one of your ideas in movies- except screwing a screw into someones head, which i dont think can be done. like you can stab someone with a screw but your cant get it so you have toturn the screw to make it go in or out. seriously you need imagination. stop watching tv, its rotting your brain.

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but hey i read the ones above yours and its not so bad in comparison

You my friend, are the real dumbsh** here.

#1: You have a name which will get you banned in a matter of, 5 seconds.

#2: It's called imaginary, God damn, did you read any other post in this thread?

#3: STFU

hi this name doesnt get me banned on bnet- check me out i have a melee rec on all 4 servers and have had this name on west and east for like months... im a regular in the sex channel and the gay channel javascript:emoticon(':blush:')
smilie no i didnt read other posts and LOL its imaginary i kno thats y u dont belong here you have no imagination btw deep thought wit number 3

Lol, 100% ICL'er, am I correct? Or you are wilhelm/templar/someoneelse pulling a joke, but hah, that name isn't aloud here..

The last few posters are eaten by the fat kid in my sig. LOL

no i am from bnet log on and check me out. im not templar. that fat kid annoys the blam out of me and makes me want to barf from motion sickness. i get the same thing from the jessica alba+halo2 sig w.e where the halo guy blurs. i dont kno the name of the guy because i get his posts off of my screen quickly b4 i barf.

Gblamurself forgot that this isn't B.net, which is hardly moderated and isn't censored. The SEN Death Squad comes and blasts him apart with machine gun fire.

Wilhelm is eaten by a giraffe.

[center]Dr.Shotgun was the giraffe. And what most giraffes and people don't know is that people are poisonous to giraffes. So Dr.Shotgun dies from that.[/center]

Remember that night we... Experimented, donwano? We'll, that's a terminal disease. So in a few years you'll die. So will I. Sorry...

A cobra pops out of Kahoona's turban and bites him. On his way to the hospital he's involved in a carwreck. As he climbs out of his car he loses his balance and falls off a cliff. On his way down he grabs onto a branch and holds on for dear life. A woodpecker comes along and starts pecking at his fingers until he falls. Once he hits the ground, the fat kid in my signature sees him and eats him. Inside the fat kid's belly, he encounters the guy that just got banned and is too close to him when he self-detonates. THE END

Doodan got killed by Arale w00t

Well Since i allready said i killed every1 who have posted and ever posted i cant do much But
Hires 1,0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
B2 Bombers With Nukes 2 come And Incernate Every1
lol
But Dont Stop Here Go on Making Fun of each other

B2 bombers nuke YaeXirillion as well

Durrr
Doesnt Mean Itll Kill me im in a nuke safe place
I sold the other one 2 the pres
lol
Whips Off SacredElfs Head off With Claws

Yarx is eaten alive by a chipmunk.

Who Is Yarx?
Whips Off Mrrlls Head With Tail
Cuz He Cant spell
Then Calls AN astroid from space 2 land on him
THen Throws him into space -_-

Would look at yourself.

"Cuz" is not a word.
"Cant" is not a word.
"astroid" is not a word.
"2" means two, not to.

You don't deserve to be spelled correctly.

Mines Atleast ReaDAblE AnD mAkes sense
Unlike urs WHO THE HELL IS YARX? THE NAME IS RIGHT INFRONT of U damint

"Da mint". YaeXirrilion is beaten to death by midgets for being such a NOOB.

Then the midgets turn on Wilhelm becuase he said he didn't have the money to pay them. So beat him to death and take his wallet