Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-03 at 17:42:38
In my death throes, I reach up, grab Glytcher's neck, strangle him and snap his neck a few seconds before he passes out.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zb2k on 2005-08-03 at 17:58:33
I dangle, a nice, juicy looking twinkie in front of EzDay, and as he charges at me with all his furious might and desire, he runs into a glass door that he didn't see and dies from brain damage.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-03 at 18:01:44
A backblast from the glass door slices Zb2k's neck.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-03 at 18:23:52
A fountain of blood squirts out with such force it puts a sizable hole in Gradius' chest.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CaptainWill on 2005-08-03 at 18:29:29
A thermonuclear device detonates the thread and any members who posted between mine and EzDay's last posts.
Damn, it was worth a try - looks like EzDay was vapourised instead.
Damn, it was worth a try - looks like EzDay was vapourised instead.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-08-03 at 18:30:53
Captain was hit by an axe, forcing him to run into a nail in the wall which poked his eye out. Walking backwords, he tripped over the axe that hit him and fell into a rock grinder. After coming out in pieces, a dumptruck ran him over as he stuck to the tires.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-03 at 18:46:02
Mrrll dies by shaking he wrong flamming mans hand...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-08-03 at 19:19:17
Kellimus will eat a banana that had a knife in it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-03 at 19:23:04
Pekkel will have that brown turd looking thing (Tell me the name please) beat him to death while having a really old NES song playing in the background (I will find it and post it here 
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)Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2005-08-03 at 19:30:32
Kellimus will turn into a tree, and be chopped down. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2005-08-03 at 19:49:25
Rantent will run into link while link is swinging his sword.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-03 at 19:52:46
QUOTE(MrrLL @ Aug 3 2005, 06:30 PM)
Captain was hit by an axe, forcing him to run into a nail in the wall which poked his eye out. Walking backwords, he tripped over the axe that hit him and fell into a rock grinder. After coming out in pieces, a dumptruck ran him over as he stuck to the tires.
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...Wow...That's how I want to die!
Oh yea, beezel will get killed by Rantent's head flying at him...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2005-08-03 at 20:10:34
warhammers head explodes after not being on sen for 10 minutes
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2005-08-03 at 20:11:37
n2o-PiMpSoNs thought it would be funny if he stuck a fork into a surge protector.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-03 at 20:13:48
QUOTE(n2o-PiMpSoNs @ Aug 3 2005, 08:10 PM)
warhammers head explodes after not being on sen for 10 minutes
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Xenomaniac loses so much sanity he randomly implodes, then explodes, then implodes(Not even possible, but it happened anyway), then explodes, etc.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-03 at 20:18:32
I stand alone, atop a hill...
The forces of the Millenium Armies are coming, and I am the only one that can stop them, armed with my mighty Warhamma40000...
But, as they come closer, shock and realization hits me... they're all equipped with Legacy Weapons!!
Hours later, there is but one left... he charges me, his Legacy Weapon flashing in the sunlight, and though I block with my Warhamma40000, it suddenly breaks in half!
Warhamma40000 has fallen!
After that I punch the Millenium Soldier in the face, killing him instantly.
The forces of the Millenium Armies are coming, and I am the only one that can stop them, armed with my mighty Warhamma40000...
But, as they come closer, shock and realization hits me... they're all equipped with Legacy Weapons!!
Hours later, there is but one left... he charges me, his Legacy Weapon flashing in the sunlight, and though I block with my Warhamma40000, it suddenly breaks in half!
Warhamma40000 has fallen!
After that I punch the Millenium Soldier in the face, killing him instantly.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2005-08-03 at 20:20:22
Ironically, EzDay has a rough day and commits suicide.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DeViAnT(U) on 2005-08-03 at 20:26:40
Xenomanic decides that (U) IS the best place for him, and when he finds out he can't rejoin, he slits his wrists.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-03 at 21:01:50
Xeno gets high on blood loss and kills Deviant before he dies.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SacredElf on 2005-08-03 at 21:05:39
EzDay281 dies again... again... again... again... bcause he suffer a death of 2 muchs deads 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-03 at 21:10:29
Sacred Elf dies from a Marine shooting him in the head
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-08-03 at 21:20:58
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-08-03 at 23:06:34
Pekkel's excuse was that the hooker didn't look like she had any guns on her.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hofodomo on 2005-08-03 at 23:18:05
and rexyrex didnt look like he was burstin with syph, but oh well looks can be deceiving...
oh yeah, did i mention he died by syphillis?
oh yeah, did i mention he died by syphillis?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Jordan on 2005-08-03 at 23:25:45
HofoDomo died by having sex with a man dressed up as a woman. Lol!