Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-08-19 at 18:12:08
Hey sexy ladie, wana destroy all humans?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-08-19 at 19:35:45
QUOTE(syphon8 @ Aug 19 2005, 06:12 PM)
Hey sexy ladie, wana destroy all humans?
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Bender is my hero
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-20 at 00:53:03
[center]I have the best line ever:
"Hi, I'm nuclearrabbit."
Yeah, mention my name, and they'll wave the cover charge.[/center]
"Hi, I'm nuclearrabbit."
Yeah, mention my name, and they'll wave the cover charge.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-08-20 at 02:25:15
I bet your avatar is a pimp. I mean, look at him. He wants some sexing. That's what I think doodan's signature is shaking for, she wants a piece of that.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-08-20 at 02:31:37
yeah nuclear rabbits avatar is hilarious
ADDITION:
oops i forgot
uhm heres one
"How about a BJ?"
ADDITION:
oops i forgot
uhm heres one
"How about a BJ?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-20 at 11:08:05
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That's what I think doodan's signature is shaking for, she wants a piece of that.
Ohhh yeah. She digs it. Here's a message from her:
"Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-08-20 at 13:17:31
eww your siggy's a girl, i thought it was just a gender neutral dancing fat kid.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-20 at 13:26:25
yep and she's a sexy betch!
Here's a funny one:
"Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away!"
Here's a funny one:
"Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-08-26 at 23:02:58
here is a retarded one my friend told me the other day:
"Hey, you got somthin on ur butt" *she ask's whats there* "Yeah it's my eye's"
or take this one lol it's the best "Pick up line" ever
"Can i give u a lift?" -hope you guys get that one lol
"Hey, you got somthin on ur butt" *she ask's whats there* "Yeah it's my eye's"
or take this one lol it's the best "Pick up line" ever
"Can i give u a lift?" -hope you guys get that one lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-08-27 at 14:42:48
I already told that one:
*Kow carries girl
*Kow carries girl
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-08-27 at 14:58:39
go on, touch it. You know you wana (one that's actually worked for me)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-08-28 at 22:58:11
I noticed u drooling over me and wanted to make ur day
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2005-09-01 at 12:48:54
If one leg is in Thanksgiving and the other is in Christmas, how about we spend some time between the holidays?
Yeah, I've been slapped a few times.
Yeah, I've been slapped a few times.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-01 at 16:28:09
lol nice one. i heard this one from my gym coach
"do you play soccer, cause your legs are kickin'"
or this other one
"you.... are.... HOT.....
"do you play soccer, cause your legs are kickin'"
or this other one
"you.... are.... HOT.....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Neiji on 2005-09-01 at 23:19:17
Ooh, I got one!
"Hey! Aren't you Richard Simmons?"
And another one:
"Hey, you like popsicles? I got a bunch down in the cellar (If she says no and walks away: "GET YO FAT ASS BACK HERE!)"
"Hey! Aren't you Richard Simmons?"
And another one:
"Hey, you like popsicles? I got a bunch down in the cellar (If she says no and walks away: "GET YO FAT ASS BACK HERE!)"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-01 at 23:23:54
QUOTE(Neiji @ Sep 1 2005, 11:19 PM)
"Hey! Aren't you Richard Simmons?"
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PWNT!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by i-beat-u on 2005-09-02 at 14:02:05
QUOTE(Mr.Camo @ Sep 1 2005, 10:48 AM)
If one leg is in Thanksgiving and the other is in Christmas, how about we spend some time between the holidays?
Yeah, I've been slapped a few times.
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Yeah, I've been slapped a few times.
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first of all LOL and second i bet you have been slapped a buncha times
Report, edit, etc...Posted by T-MaStAA on 2005-09-02 at 23:55:46
I see your drinkin one percent. Is that cause you think your fat? well, your not. you could be drinking hole if you wanted.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.ZeALoT.oO on 2005-09-03 at 00:11:27
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I see your drinkin one percent. Is that cause you think your fat? well, your not. you could be drinking hole if you wanted.
Napolean Dynamite, Gotta love it
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-09-03 at 01:43:06
QUOTE(T-MaStAA @ Sep 2 2005, 11:55 PM)
I see your drinkin one percent. Is that cause you think your fat? well, your not. you could be drinking hole if you wanted.
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Whole*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by T-MaStAA on 2005-09-03 at 02:11:47
Wow get a life...or a better excuse to post cause your bored
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-03 at 02:24:08
Now, now. There'll be no flaming on my beloved topic! sum peeps r teh bda spelerz/ and some feel the need to correct all the time.
Here's something you can write on an envelope you send to your beloved:
"Sealed with a kiss, cuz you couldn't handle a lick."
lol
Here's something you can write on an envelope you send to your beloved:
"Sealed with a kiss, cuz you couldn't handle a lick."
lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pimpinelephant on 2005-09-03 at 06:00:06
1. "You dropped something."
"What?"
"My jaw."
2. "If I could change the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together."
3. "I can bench-press 400 pounds."
"What?"
"My jaw."
2. "If I could change the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together."
3. "I can bench-press 400 pounds."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Neiji on 2005-09-03 at 11:47:14
"Hey Lady, you dropped something... MY JAW! Heh heh oh right (in Chris' voice)"
"Would u like to try some of my smoked meat logs"
"May I insert my blam into your blam?"
"I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle"
Well, that's all I got for today...
"Would u like to try some of my smoked meat logs"
"May I insert my blam into your blam?"
"I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle"
Well, that's all I got for today...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SC_Bonus on 2005-09-03 at 14:19:00
"Yo baby let's knock boots"