Ok heres your next riddle guys!:
A man worked at a choclate factory with 3 other men, Fill, Veil, And Texol, They would make about 5000 choclate bars aday, but each time they shipped them, the count was only 4999, So they tried almost everything to find out who took the last 1, they cant find it, What is making the last choclate bar disapear?
Good luck guys.
The oompa loompas got mad and stole one, and then ihd it in their secret lair which they horded all the chocolate bars. They are also very sneaky.
It was never made. They make ABOUT 5000 bars.
[center]nuclearrabbit bwoke into the factory, too a dump in the machines, and stole all the non-dookie chocolate. Sadly, there was only enough poo for 4,999 bars.[/center]
There were 5000, they just counted wrong because he was holding one.
It melted, simple as that.
Man kow's on a roll, he got it, they made ABOUT 5000, Ok, well, i guess i'll have to make harder riddles, dont worry, the next riddle will get here in about 5-10 minutes, just got home from school, need some thinking time
QUOTE(Kow @ Sep 25 2005, 12:53 PM)
Black
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You don't get any color if you add all of the colors in the world... You get a shade...
There are 3 lightswitches on floor 1, and a lightbulb on floor 2. You can only go upstairs once how do you find out which switch turns on the light?
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Easy one:
If an electical train is moving northeast 50mph and the wind is going 10mph south where is the smoke blowing?
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Tee hee!
You turn one light on for a while, 5-10 minutes, turn that off, turn the second switch on.
Go upstairs. If it's hot but off, it's the first one, if it's on, its the second switch. If it's off and cold, it's the third.
No smoke
Ooh! I got one:
There's a twentyfive dollar bill in the middle of the road. There's a rich side of the road, and a poor side. Who gets to it first (Assuming everyone wants it)?
um...there is no 25 dollar bill?!
Rofl, I didn't even see that after I was thinking about it for a while.
Ok, here is one my teacher gave us before.
How far can a dog run into the woods?
Only as far as the edge. He's already in the woods after that.
Use the colors if possible for the riddle, thank you
-Some g,..I mean Toa5555 QUOTE(Kow @ Sep 26 2005, 07:59 PM)
Only as far as the edge. He's already in the woods after that.
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No, he can run halfway into the woods. After that he's running out of the woods.
Woo hoo... right.
I hope you're not googling
meh, hmm..
Ok, this one I remember making up.
There was once a wizard living in a castle. He went up into his room to take a bath. He locked the door shut. He turned on the bath, filled it up with water and got in. After it was full he tried to turn off the water but he couldn't! It wouldn't stop flowing! The water exceeded the height of the bathtub and was filling the room up (lets just THINK its fast) at a fast rate. The water couldn't leak through anywhere, there was no windows, and he couldn't break the door down.
And his staff wasn't in the room so he couldn't cast magic
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The wizard had an idea.
Problem solved! No more water overflowing! What did he do?
yep.. damn you
(if you didn't get it he meant the bath tub plug, where the water exits)
QUOTE(CheeZe @ Sep 26 2005, 08:37 PM)
..Pull the plug? =/
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Damn, I just read the question and thought the same thing, pretty obvious answer
Okay:
Two little girls were in a class room. The teacher asked, what are your names?
They replied "our names our Pam and Sam Smith. We are sisters and we were born on the same date."
They were. And they are identicle.
The teacher replied "Oh, so you are twins?"
"No. We aren't twins."
How could that be?
Triplets! The other one is somewhere else!
QUOTE(warhammer40000 @ Sep 26 2005, 09:29 PM)
Triplets! The other one is somewhere else!
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KIREHCT
Meh, this is the last one for the light.
I'm going to bed (noticed how I semi-hijacked this thread)
How much dirt is in a 3'x3'x1' hole be? (meh this one is cheesey/easy)
the same amount that you took out