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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-01 at 06:50:18
Granted, but the Anarchist society is wiped out when aliens attack the Earth and destroy them all.

I wish cows were explosive.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-01 at 07:06:46
[center]Granted, but they're only LE's so the best you get is a pressure explosion.

I wish the whole notion of money to disappear.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zycorax on 2005-11-01 at 14:16:46
GRANTED: But all the money goes straight into Zycorax's pocket biggrin.gif

I wish I could get a glass of milk mellow.gif *Drinks a glass of milk*

Edit: Changed my mind; I wish that Beer_Keg could chose the pic who makes him laugh so we can see who made it happy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-01 at 15:12:36
GRANTED but I win.

I wish I could tell you all how I changed the topic tittles without reprecusinons.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-01 at 15:40:46
Granted, but SEN v5 fixes the bug.

I wish I didn't look so stupid in my school portrait.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-11-01 at 15:45:34
GRANTED but they stop taking them

i wish i had band all day for school
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-01 at 15:58:23
Granted, but you must play an instrument you hate.

I wish I had more candy.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-11-01 at 15:59:12
GRANTED but you eat all of it and get a stomach ache

i wish...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-01 at 16:00:05
Granted, but you dont have a wish, so it's wasted.

I wish I could drive so that I might get a job.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-11-01 at 16:11:46
GRANTED but you get in a crash

i wish i had an unlimited number of hot pockets
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-01 at 16:25:18
Granted, you get crushed by their combined weight.

I wish I had a nuclear bomb drop on me right now. (Ha, screw this one up!)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-11-01 at 16:27:16
GRANTED but you die in the process

i wish i belonged to SEN
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sessase on 2005-11-01 at 16:27:36
Wish granted, Your face become same as Yoshi's face.

I wish I had a girlfriend.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-01 at 16:29:01
GRANTED, but she's a he.

I wish sessase was a sassage
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-11-01 at 16:31:03
GRANTED but he suduces you into sucking it

i wish i own the internet and couldn't get any bad happen to my computer or me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-01 at 16:32:42
Granted, but the invention of "The Internet II" causes everyone to abandon the Internet.

I wish I had a potato.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-11-01 at 16:33:52
GRANTED but you eat it and lose it forever

i wish i was the earth
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-11-01 at 16:44:50
Granted. Yet, no matter how hard you try, you just can't get rid of those darned humans, and they keep on polluting you and making you all ugly, causing the rest of the planets in the Milky Way to laugh at you.

I wish that I knew why this thread weren't as popular when FireKame made it, or when I made it again a while after.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-11-01 at 16:49:28
Your wish is granted, but the answer is so complex, it drives you insane.

I wish I had a pool of jello...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sessase on 2005-11-01 at 16:52:04
Wish granted; It suck you up and you can't breathe...You die.


I wish I had a Big Black Rooster
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-01 at 17:07:27
GRANTED, but you get the avian flu.

I wish I had a different power.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-01 at 17:07:49
Granted, but white girls dont like black chickens.

I wish I had an electric guitar.

Edit: Damnit.

Granted, your power is dieing.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sessase on 2005-11-01 at 17:11:21
Wish granted!; Badly, the sound drive you mad, you start to have seizure. The "'Marilyn" sound drive you even more crazy. You get interned.


I wish I had an iPod.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-01 at 17:22:17
Granted, but your girlfriend, being rather stupid, pees on it thinking it's a pregnancy test.

I wish I could sing.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-11-01 at 17:55:51
Granted, you can sing, but badly... creative...

I wish I CUD B A TRU H4X0R!!!!!11
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