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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kellodood on 2006-04-23 at 17:08:35

Why did http://www.staredit.net/index.php?showtopi...ndpost&p=471288 get deleted? Truth hurts? Protect your suckup?

This blows.

BTW: Zombie is going to hack SeN.

Edit: By the way.. Didn't you say we could flame you??

Hmmm....

You're a wanker that tries to hide from the truth.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-04-23 at 17:11:00

[right]Nobody has made Moose type out his laughing yet?
Damn, we all suck!
Don't we?
Yes.[/right]

Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-04-23 at 17:11:23

Two Peanuts walked into a bar, one was salted

Two Peanuts walked into a bar, one was a-salted

Two Peanuts walked into a bar, one was a-sexual??? wtf?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-04-23 at 17:15:04

*Syphon punches Moose

LAUGH!

*Syphon backhands Moose

LAUGH! DAMN YOU! LAUGH!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kellodood on 2006-04-23 at 17:20:39

Apparently none of you read the rules.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2006-04-23 at 17:22:40

We must torture moose to laugh.
I'll get the egg song, u guys strip him down

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-04-23 at 17:24:06

Did you know that Lorena Bobbit had a little sister? Did you know that her little sister was arrested for trying to do the same thing to her husband? But she wasn't as prepared as Lorena and stabbed him in the thigh. The police charged her with a "Missed Demeanor".

Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-04-23 at 17:25:03

Apparently none of your not fat

Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2006-04-23 at 17:28:11

QUOTE

Famous Last Words
* What does this button do?

* It's probably just a rash.

* Are you sure the power is off?

* Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?

* The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

* Pull the pin and count to what?

* Which wire was I supposed to cut?

* I wonder where the mother bear is.

* I've seen this done on TV.

* These are the good kind of mushrooms.

* I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

* Let it down slowly.

* Rat poison only kills rats.

* It's strong enough for both of us.

* This doesn't taste right.

* I can make this light before it changes.

* Nice doggie.

* I can do that with my eyes closed.

* I've done this before.

* Well, we've made it this far.

* That's odd.

* You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?

* Don't be so superstitious.

* Now watch this.

From http://www.funnyshiz.ws/content/6624.html

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-04-23 at 17:29:27

QUOTE(Kellimus @ Apr 23 2006, 04:20 PM)

Apparently none of you read the rules.
[right][snapback]471356[/snapback][/right]

Even you?

EVEN ME?

*Syphon gets naked

slah me doesn't count as a bbcode, it doesn't have squarets.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-04-23 at 17:30:36

Me : Knock Knock
MiniMoose2707: Whos there?
Me: Your FACE!
MiniMoose2707: ROFLORLFMOWTMOMROFMLOLORLFOL!!!!!!!!!!!! U WIN

gg guys closed thread

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kellodood on 2006-04-23 at 17:38:47

You just barely hit your 100th post two days ago. Who are you to say stupid lame ass shiz like that?

Exactly. Shut up

Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-04-23 at 17:40:24

So? Its cuz of my inactiveness
I joined from 04 jerk

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2006-04-23 at 17:43:22

Someone has sand in their frontal fun hole.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-04-23 at 17:43:51

Moose uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Moose tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When Moose has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Moose can kill him and take it.

Moose once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Moose doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Moose what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Moose only m*sturbates to pictures of Moose.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kellodood on 2006-04-23 at 17:45:15

QUOTE(Moose)

7. One joke per post, must be at least 2 posts between each post you make for it to count.

You lose.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2006-04-23 at 17:49:27

Moose, for everytime you do not laugh, a baby mutated goldfish dies.
THINK OF THE GOLDFISH!!!!!!1112

Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2006-04-23 at 17:55:22

Echo got owned! It has to be less than 200 words.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-04-23 at 17:58:26

Heheh, here I go.

Yes...Perhaps it is stupid...Very stupic
But not POintless...No not pointless
Nonething is pointless You know
everything has an point...
Mines just..
Well...
I was bored...
And Um.....
I think...
thats an good Escuse
Looks my sentences roFLMAO
Makes a gaint gun that looks like an c
TopReport Post

~YaeXilliron...

He's not on SEN, so whatever :0

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2006-04-23 at 18:02:10

OKAYOKKOYKAOYO get ready..

What has four legs and flies?

A Moose-quito!!!!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-04-23 at 18:03:15

QUOTE(Merrell @ Apr 23 2006, 05:01 PM)

OKAYOKKOYKAOYO get ready..

What has four legs and flies?
A Moose-quito!!!!
[right][snapback]471405[/snapback][/right]

Or a flying moose

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-23 at 18:09:38

What has 100 legs and can fly?

A bird, I was kidding about the legs.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-04-23 at 18:14:33

birds haf 2 legs

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2006-04-23 at 18:17:20

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Moose.

Moose who?

Moose be time for another joke!

I got those two from http://www.alaska.net/~jbrown/MooseJokes.html

Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-04-23 at 18:21:24

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