Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-06-14 at 20:24:50
4/10 cause i half understand it.
Heres a new one i made.
Camp fusion
There was a boy name Jim. His mother sent him to camp to learn how to survive in the wilderness instead of playing videogames all day. When he arrived the camp instructor told him that at this "camp" things get "mixed around" alot. After relising the name Jim went to his cabin to play videogames. After getting caught the camp leader sentanced him into the wild for such behavior. So the only way to get back to camp is swim across with "fused things". A few minutes later the camp leader found him and said "how did you get here so fast" Jim replied "I used that elephant over there as swimming trunks!"
The moral of the story: Elephant Trunks + swimming = swimming trunks if you were a wonzo.
Heres a new one i made.
Camp fusion
There was a boy name Jim. His mother sent him to camp to learn how to survive in the wilderness instead of playing videogames all day. When he arrived the camp instructor told him that at this "camp" things get "mixed around" alot. After relising the name Jim went to his cabin to play videogames. After getting caught the camp leader sentanced him into the wild for such behavior. So the only way to get back to camp is swim across with "fused things". A few minutes later the camp leader found him and said "how did you get here so fast" Jim replied "I used that elephant over there as swimming trunks!"
The moral of the story: Elephant Trunks + swimming = swimming trunks if you were a wonzo.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-06-14 at 20:44:23
PcFredZ, there are OTHER COUNTRIES in Asia. Like RUSSIA. And KOREA. And JAPAN.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-06-15 at 00:55:12
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Camp fusion
There was a boy name Jim. His mother sent him to camp to learn how to survive in the wilderness instead of playing videogames all day. When he arrived the camp instructor told him that at this "camp" things get "mixed around" alot. After relising the name Jim went to his cabin to play videogames. After getting caught the camp leader sentanced him into the wild for such behavior. So the only way to get back to camp is swim across with "fused things". A few minutes later the camp leader found him and said "how did you get here so fast" Jim replied "I used that elephant over there as swimming trunks!"
The moral of the story: Elephant Trunks + swimming = swimming trunks if you were a wonzo.
There was a boy name Jim. His mother sent him to camp to learn how to survive in the wilderness instead of playing videogames all day. When he arrived the camp instructor told him that at this "camp" things get "mixed around" alot. After relising the name Jim went to his cabin to play videogames. After getting caught the camp leader sentanced him into the wild for such behavior. So the only way to get back to camp is swim across with "fused things". A few minutes later the camp leader found him and said "how did you get here so fast" Jim replied "I used that elephant over there as swimming trunks!"
The moral of the story: Elephant Trunks + swimming = swimming trunks if you were a wonzo.
2/10
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead went first. 'I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!' 'Okay,' replied the genie. And off she went. Then the brunette went. 'I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!!' And off she went. The blonde started crying and said, 'I wish my friends were back here!'
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-06-15 at 01:03:47
LOL 76/100 MA!
Three guys one day just appeared, Miniaturized inside of a Computer. and the first guy says "How did we get inside this GIANT Computer?!"
"I Dunno, but those wires are pretty big" says the second guy
"IM GONNA JUMP ON IT!!" says the third guy
so he jumps on it and he gets electrified, and explodes
"That was Rather stupid" the First guy says
"BUT IT LOOKED LIKE FUN!!" says the Second guy
so hejumps on it and gets electrified and explodes..
"My Friends are retards i swear.." the first guy says
"OMG A DISK DRIVE!" so he jumps into the Disc Drive
someone comes along and accesses the PC, and opens up the Disc Drive, and says..
"Wow! Retard Adventures+ already inside my PC!"
Three guys one day just appeared, Miniaturized inside of a Computer. and the first guy says "How did we get inside this GIANT Computer?!"
"I Dunno, but those wires are pretty big" says the second guy
"IM GONNA JUMP ON IT!!" says the third guy
so he jumps on it and he gets electrified, and explodes
"That was Rather stupid" the First guy says
"BUT IT LOOKED LIKE FUN!!" says the Second guy
so hejumps on it and gets electrified and explodes..
"My Friends are retards i swear.." the first guy says
"OMG A DISK DRIVE!" so he jumps into the Disc Drive
someone comes along and accesses the PC, and opens up the Disc Drive, and says..
"Wow! Retard Adventures+ already inside my PC!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-06-15 at 01:25:38
3/10 meh
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island 20 miles away from the mainland. Eventually, all three of them decide to swim for the mainland. After 5 miles, the redhead gets tired and drowns. After 10 miles, the brunette gets tired and drowns too. After 19 miles, the blond gets tired and so she swims back.
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island 20 miles away from the mainland. Eventually, all three of them decide to swim for the mainland. After 5 miles, the redhead gets tired and drowns. After 10 miles, the brunette gets tired and drowns too. After 19 miles, the blond gets tired and so she swims back.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-06-15 at 06:19:19
4/10
A pirate walks into a bar, with a big ship's steering wheel attached to the front of his pants. The bartender asks "What's that big wheel for?" The pirate replies,
"Garrr, It be drivin' me nuts!".
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PCFredZ on 2006-06-15 at 15:01:37
QUOTE(Wilhelm @ Jun 14 2006, 08:44 PM)
PcFredZ, there are OTHER COUNTRIES in Asia. Like RUSSIA. And KOREA. And JAPAN.
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Yeah but you gotta watch the way you phrased that sentence in the joke.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SS_DD on 2006-06-15 at 18:18:23
8/10
What does Micheal Jackson and Mcdonalds have in common?
They both stick their meat in 8 year old buns.
What does Micheal Jackson and Mcdonalds have in common?
They both stick their meat in 8 year old buns.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HolySin on 2006-06-16 at 12:31:54
How about you rate all of them!
Dead Baby Jokes
(1)---[5]----(10)
How about...a comical story that doesn't make sense:
I remember I was hammering on a fence in the backyard when Dad approached. He was carrying a letter or something in his hand, and he looked worried.
I continued to hammer as he came toward me. "Son," he said, "why are you hammering on that fence? It already has plenty of nails in it."
"Oh, I'm not using nails," I replied. "I'm just hammering." With that, I returned to my hammering.
Dad asked me to stop hammering, as he had some news. I did stop hammering, but first I got a couple more hammers in, and this seemed to make Dad mad. "I said, stop hammering!" he yelled.
I think he felt bad for yelling at me, especially since it looked like he had bad news. "Look," he said, "you can hammer later, but first—"
Well, I didn't even wait to hear the rest. As soon as I heard "You can hammer," that's what I started doing. Hammering away, happy as an old hammer dog.
Dad tried to physically stop me from hammering by inserting a small log of some sort between my hammer and the fence. But I just kept on hammering, 'cause that's the way I am when I get that hammer going. Then, he just grabbed my arm and and made me stop.
"I'm afraid I have some news for you," he said.
I swear, what I did next was not hammering. I was just letting the hammer swing lazily at arm's length, and maybe it tapped the fence once or twice, but that's all. That apparently didn't make any difference whatsoever to Dad, because he just grabbed my hammer out of my hand and flung it across the field.
And when I saw my hammer flying helplessly through the air like that I just couldn't take it. I burst out crying, I admit it. And I ran to the house, as fast as my legs could take me.
"Son, come back!" yelled Dad. "What about your hammer?!"
But I could not have cared less about hammering at that point. I ran into the house and flung myself onto my bed, pounding the bed with my fists. I pounded and pounded, until finally, behind me, I heard a voice. "As long as you're pounding, why not use this?" I turned, and it was Dad, holding a brand-new solid-gold hammer.
I quickly wiped the tears from my eyes and ran to Dad's outstretched arms. But suddenly, he jumped out of the way, and I went sailing through the second-story window behind him.
Whenever I hear about a kid getting in trouble with the drugs, I like to tell him this story.
Dead Baby Jokes
(1)---[5]----(10)
How about...a comical story that doesn't make sense:
I remember I was hammering on a fence in the backyard when Dad approached. He was carrying a letter or something in his hand, and he looked worried.
I continued to hammer as he came toward me. "Son," he said, "why are you hammering on that fence? It already has plenty of nails in it."
"Oh, I'm not using nails," I replied. "I'm just hammering." With that, I returned to my hammering.
Dad asked me to stop hammering, as he had some news. I did stop hammering, but first I got a couple more hammers in, and this seemed to make Dad mad. "I said, stop hammering!" he yelled.
I think he felt bad for yelling at me, especially since it looked like he had bad news. "Look," he said, "you can hammer later, but first—"
Well, I didn't even wait to hear the rest. As soon as I heard "You can hammer," that's what I started doing. Hammering away, happy as an old hammer dog.
Dad tried to physically stop me from hammering by inserting a small log of some sort between my hammer and the fence. But I just kept on hammering, 'cause that's the way I am when I get that hammer going. Then, he just grabbed my arm and and made me stop.
"I'm afraid I have some news for you," he said.
I swear, what I did next was not hammering. I was just letting the hammer swing lazily at arm's length, and maybe it tapped the fence once or twice, but that's all. That apparently didn't make any difference whatsoever to Dad, because he just grabbed my hammer out of my hand and flung it across the field.
And when I saw my hammer flying helplessly through the air like that I just couldn't take it. I burst out crying, I admit it. And I ran to the house, as fast as my legs could take me.
"Son, come back!" yelled Dad. "What about your hammer?!"
But I could not have cared less about hammering at that point. I ran into the house and flung myself onto my bed, pounding the bed with my fists. I pounded and pounded, until finally, behind me, I heard a voice. "As long as you're pounding, why not use this?" I turned, and it was Dad, holding a brand-new solid-gold hammer.
I quickly wiped the tears from my eyes and ran to Dad's outstretched arms. But suddenly, he jumped out of the way, and I went sailing through the second-story window behind him.
Whenever I hear about a kid getting in trouble with the drugs, I like to tell him this story.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-06-16 at 15:20:36
What the freak? Confused/10
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-06-16 at 15:34:40
http://www.staredit.net/index.php?showtopic=6284&hl= <<Now that's funny.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dinkycup on 2006-06-16 at 19:31:13
RACIST:
What do you call a Black Pope?
Holy S**t
What do you call a Black Pope?
Holy S**t
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-06-16 at 19:49:07
-9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/10
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Gradius on 2006-06-16 at 21:21:12
Ok There was this blind man right He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' He stopped he took a deep breath he said woooo good morning ladies, hahahahaha 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2006-06-16 at 21:22:55
QUOTE(dinkycup @ Jun 16 2006, 03:30 PM)
RACIST:
What do you call a Black Pope?
Holy S**t
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What do you call a Black Pope?
Holy S**t
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-1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 respect points
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2006-06-16 at 21:27:29
rofl, when someone makes a mediocre racist joke -scores and respect, but when dead babies are talked about people just shrug it off.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2006-06-16 at 21:28:33
QUOTE(lonely_duck @ Jun 16 2006, 05:27 PM)
rofl, when someone makes a mediocre racist joke -scores and respect, but when dead babies are talked about people just shrug it off.
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I don't read dead baby jokes. In fact I think this site should be teared down just because it goes against my religion. I am a SC athiest.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-06-16 at 21:30:46
Lol...dinkycup is probably just someone under the age of 10. He probably thinks every thing is funny even though no one else is laughing.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (SEN)Dante50 on 2006-06-16 at 21:42:28
What do a PS2 and Micheal Jackson have in common?
They're both made of plastic, they both have long wires, and kids turn both of them on.
They're both made of plastic, they both have long wires, and kids turn both of them on.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PCFredZ on 2006-06-16 at 23:57:46
QUOTE(CrimsonMagnum @ Jun 16 2006, 03:34 PM)
http://www.staredit.net/index.php?showtopic=6284&hl= <<Now that's funny.
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Ha, you actually summoned Mr.Camo, I give you... 6/10.
The black pope one has already been told.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dinkycup on 2006-06-17 at 00:34:30
Well sorry I said it was racist and I'm 12, actually 13 tomorrow 
sorry for any racism
sorry for any racismReport, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2006-06-17 at 01:54:50
QUOTE(Gradius @ Jun 16 2006, 08:20 PM)
Ok There was this blind man right He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' He stopped he took a deep breath he said woooo good morning ladies, hahahahaha
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Yes! 10/10. Colt 45 and 2 zig zags, baby that's all we need
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chrono_seifer on 2006-06-17 at 04:31:30
QUOTE(Mr.Camo @ Jun 16 2006, 07:22 PM)
-1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 respect points
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you dont see me a white guy posting that,
omg it says RACIST get over it jeez
ADDITION:
Ok there was a man living in a new york, he walked to work everyday to and from to and from on the corner close to where he lived was a store where they fix antique watches, he fancyed the store and the clerk that worked there , so one day he walked into the shop put his ... on the counter and said he wanted two hands put on it.
ADDITION:
also i think the whole story was a useless load, but i did hear that joke a long time back and it had a story that tagged along with it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2006-06-17 at 19:33:33
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you dont see me a white guy posting that,
omg it says RACIST get over it jeez
I don't speak pot head, and besides, if I did, I still wouldn't understand that.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by theedarkone on 2006-06-17 at 23:26:03
Speaking of racism
What is the difference between a bucket of sh*t and black person?
The bucket
How do you starve a black person?
Hide his food stamps in his work boots
What is long black and smelly?
The welfare line
Okay had to get that out now a blonde joke
What does a blonde and an airplane have in common?
They both have cockpits
What is the difference between a bucket of sh*t and black person?
The bucket
How do you starve a black person?
Hide his food stamps in his work boots
What is long black and smelly?
The welfare line
Okay had to get that out now a blonde joke
What does a blonde and an airplane have in common?
They both have cockpits