Report, edit, etc...Posted by SS_DD on 2006-06-10 at 19:34:40
Ill start
Why Does Dr pepper Come in a bottle?
Cause His Wife Died.
Why Does Dr pepper Come in a bottle?
Cause His Wife Died.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by sharf on 2006-06-10 at 19:44:40
0/10 makes no sense lol
theres a captain on a battle ship and he sees another ship coming he says to his first mate "bring me my red shirt, then when i get shot my men will not see me bleed and they will continue to fight." the captain sees the other ship's guns, " also bring me my brown pants"
theres a captain on a battle ship and he sees another ship coming he says to his first mate "bring me my red shirt, then when i get shot my men will not see me bleed and they will continue to fight." the captain sees the other ship's guns, " also bring me my brown pants"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SS_DD on 2006-06-10 at 19:48:13
Mine Makes perfect sense you have to read it carefully. Look at the 5th to 8th word in the joke.
For yours 6/10
Hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencill
For yours 6/10
Hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencill
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-06-10 at 20:32:14
I'm gona have to say a 5/10 because it takes 5 seconds till the punchline.
The most original joke I ever said.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chickens day off!
The most original joke I ever said.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chickens day off!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SS_DD on 2006-06-11 at 06:59:19
A Chicken and an egg are in bed and the chicken is smoking a cigarette and the egg is looking very unhappy and says "well I guess we figured out that mystery didnt we."
4/10 for upper joke
4/10 for upper joke
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-06-11 at 10:55:04
there are these 3 walrus's waiting to get on a bus to go to flordia for the winter and the walrus's are taliking. "arf arf" says the first walrus "Arf" says the 2nd walrus and with that the 3rd walrus hits him in the head with a frying pan. Why does he do this?
Because they were talking about his wife
I dont get the joke above mine 2/10
Because they were talking about his wife
I dont get the joke above mine 2/10
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-06-11 at 15:52:48
^ 1/10 that joke had no catcher and know punchline
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a water
Swimming trunks
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a water
Swimming trunks
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SS_DD on 2006-06-11 at 16:21:40
4/10
Why did the cows win an award
Because they were out standing in their field
Why did the cows win an award
Because they were out standing in their field
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-06-11 at 16:43:20
7/10, I like jokes like that.
Wanna hear a joke?
Womens' rights.
Wanna hear a joke?
Womens' rights.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dada on 2006-06-11 at 16:57:37
0/10 Huh?
One day your mom invited me over for dinner,
Sat down,
Handed me a spoon,
Opened her legs,
and said,
"Dig in"
One day your mom invited me over for dinner,
Sat down,
Handed me a spoon,
Opened her legs,
and said,
"Dig in"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-06-11 at 17:11:14
I suppose people's jokes are going to get rated low because the people who post after them are idiots. It's okay.
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A college student is doing an essay on Judaism around the world. Well, he's foun lots of information on Europe, he's found alot on North America, alot on the Arabic country, and he's found stuff on Asia, but for some reason, he just can't find anything on China. Well, there's a Chinese food resturant down the street, and he knows the owners well, and he figures he'll ask them, since they're first generation immigrants, right? Well, he goes into the resturant and says to the waiter:
"Hey, are there are any Jews in China, I mean, do you have any Chinese Jews?"
"Chinese Joos?"
"Yeah, Chinese Jews"
"I don know, ask head chef"
Waiter goes back into the kitchen, talks to the chef. So the guy is waiting and waiting and finally the waiter comes back and says "Chef say we got no have Chinese joos, we got apple joos and orange joos, no Chinese Joos."
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60011330530548820466521384146951941511609/10, Dada. Enjoy.
A college student is doing an essay on Judaism around the world. Well, he's foun lots of information on Europe, he's found alot on North America, alot on the Arabic country, and he's found stuff on Asia, but for some reason, he just can't find anything on China. Well, there's a Chinese food resturant down the street, and he knows the owners well, and he figures he'll ask them, since they're first generation immigrants, right? Well, he goes into the resturant and says to the waiter:
"Hey, are there are any Jews in China, I mean, do you have any Chinese Jews?"
"Chinese Joos?"
"Yeah, Chinese Jews"
"I don know, ask head chef"
Waiter goes back into the kitchen, talks to the chef. So the guy is waiting and waiting and finally the waiter comes back and says "Chef say we got no have Chinese joos, we got apple joos and orange joos, no Chinese Joos."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SS_DD on 2006-06-11 at 17:31:54
7/10
Did you know that helen keller had a swing set in her backyard? Niether did she.
Did you know that helen keller had a swing set in her backyard? Niether did she.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-06-11 at 17:34:56
8/10 ROFL!
What do u call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float
What do u call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-06-11 at 17:40:01
7/10
You heard the one about the happy Roman?
GLADiator?
You heard the one about the happy Roman?
GLADiator?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SS_DD on 2006-06-11 at 17:43:15
Oh God 3/10
Why was helen keller a bad driver? Cause she was a woman
Why was helen keller a bad driver? Cause she was a woman
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-06-11 at 17:47:31
QUOTE(SS_DD @ Jun 11 2006, 04:42 PM)
Oh God 3/10
Why was helen keller a bad driver? Cause she was a woman
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Why was helen keller a bad driver? Cause she was a woman
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Now if THAT joke makes you laugh, then you should have thought my womens' rights joke was hilarious.
9/10
What do you call a fat chinaman?
A chunk.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-06-11 at 17:48:45
Aww, doodan beat me.
3/10 @ Chunk
What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of menstrual fluid?
You can't gargle sand.
3/10 @ Chunk
What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of menstrual fluid?
You can't gargle sand.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-06-11 at 17:52:33
6/10 for the gag reflex.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-06-11 at 17:56:44
6/10
How did Hellan Kellers mom punish her?
She left the plunger in the toilet
How did Hellan Kellers mom punish her?
She left the plunger in the toilet
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-06-11 at 17:57:28
4/10, heard it too many times.
What's big, black, and bangs on the window?
A baby in an oven.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-06-11 at 17:58:43
Lol thats a good one 9/10
Whats worse than 10 dead babys in 1 tree?
1 dead baby in 10 trees
Whats worse than 10 dead babys in 1 tree?
1 dead baby in 10 trees
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SS_DD on 2006-06-11 at 17:58:50
7/10
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops ice cream one scoop dead baby.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops ice cream one scoop dead baby.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Gigins on 2006-06-11 at 18:09:36
QUOTE(SS_DD @ Jun 11 2006, 02:34 AM)
Why Does Dr pepper Come in a bottle?
Cause His Wife Died.
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5/10 I didn't understand it the 1st time lol.
QUOTE(Doodan @ Jun 11 2006, 11:42 PM)
Womens' rights.
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10/10!! Nothing beats those 2 words.
QUOTE(Wilhelm @ Jun 12 2006, 12:10 AM)
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60011330530548820466521384146951941511609/10, Dada. Enjoy.
A college student is doing an essay on Judaism around the world. Well, he's foun lots of information on Europe, he's found alot on North America, alot on the Arabic country, and he's found stuff on Asia, but for some reason, he just can't find anything on China. Well, there's a Chinese food resturant down the street, and he knows the owners well, and he figures he'll ask them, since they're first generation immigrants, right? Well, he goes into the resturant and says to the waiter:
"Hey, are there are any Jews in China, I mean, do you have any Chinese Jews?"
"Chinese Joos?"
"Yeah, Chinese Jews"
"I don know, ask head chef"
Waiter goes back into the kitchen, talks to the chef. So the guy is waiting and waiting and finally the waiter comes back and says "Chef say we got no have Chinese joos, we got apple joos and orange joos, no Chinese Joos."
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I dunno whats funnier, the joke you posted or the pi you gave to dada
3/10 It a bit too long and sounds more like experience.
QUOTE(Doodan @ Jun 12 2006, 12:39 AM)
You heard the one about the happy Roman?
GLADiator?
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4/10
QUOTE(Demaris @ Jun 12 2006, 12:52 AM)
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
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This is one of my favorite racist jokes
Why does jews have so big nostrils?
Because air is for FREE!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-06-11 at 18:14:59
8/10 DEAD,
What's the difference between a table and a dead baby?
Can't f**k a table.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SS_DD on 2006-06-11 at 18:18:59
9/10 OMG OMG NO NO NO NO
RACIST JOKE:
Why are all black ppl fast?
Because all the slow ones are in jail
I Love you silent.
RACIST JOKE:
Why are all black ppl fast?
Because all the slow ones are in jail
I Love you silent.