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Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2006-06-13 at 17:48:57
That line is so cool
I wish that was a real word
that line is godly

gigantic brain
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2006-06-13 at 18:17:53
After beating Kraid
And after beating Ridley
A gigantic brain

Next topic: Duran
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-06-13 at 18:34:31
Duran's a black guy
that means he is pretty fast 'cause
slow blacks go to jail.

Next = Mountain dew and motzarella.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-06-13 at 18:45:55
What kind of a- ugh...

Mountain dew, mozza
Really don't taste good blended
Yet I still want more...

The next topic is: Grapefruit
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-06-13 at 18:52:21
Grapefruit is like taps
It has a terrible noun
Wow this haikus sucks

Next topic= Kerrigan
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wizard898 on 2006-06-13 at 18:55:07
I know what you want
You want a piece of kerri
too bad, she's a sprite.

Next = Milk coming out of your nose tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-06-13 at 19:09:49
Milk coming out of
My nose is tasty when it
Touches my tongue... Yum.

Next topic: Self-executing mpq (just to continue the obscure thing)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-06-13 at 20:03:19
Mods are made from cool
self executing MPQs!
They make voy quite glad

*note, I pronounce MPQ em-peq, hence it's 2 syllables.

Next = salamander fight club.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2006-06-13 at 20:30:03
salamanders fight
they fight in a special club
go salamanders

next haiku=placentas!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-06-13 at 21:04:59
placentas are yum.
yum means very delicious, gee.
gee is gangsta slang.

Next = quantum physics.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cruzo on 2006-06-13 at 21:08:07
I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2006-06-13 at 21:32:36
Cruzo, you crazy kid.

Quantum Phsyics, lame
Is it even something real
What is it, anyway?

Next topic: hole punchers
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2006-06-13 at 21:36:04
I hole-punched my tongue
I am bleeding a lot now
I blame Geogre Cloony

pigs feet
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-06-13 at 21:36:16
Hole punchers punch holes.
Making holes in paper sheets.
One piece now in two.

EDIT: I was first! sad.gif

Next topic: Britain.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2006-06-13 at 21:48:00
Britain has pencils
those pencils are very cheap
say no to Britain

topic= Voyagers slow posting ability tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-06-13 at 21:49:39
Voyager is slow.
Very, very, very slow.
Very very slow.

next topic : Ice Cream!@
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cruzo on 2006-06-13 at 21:57:41
Chunky monkey ice cream treat
Made from real monkey?
The world may never know

Spongebob
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2006-06-13 at 22:05:47
Spongebob and Patrick
are always so glad and gay.
Boys, change the channel.

Chickens
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wizard898 on 2006-06-13 at 23:29:00
Chickens

They Clucked all day long,
But for some reason they stopped.
Cluck in my belly! >:)

Big bug
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-06-13 at 23:35:35
Big Bugs are Yummy
Get in my Tummy
Or Ill burn ur Mummy

FAT PPL
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2006-06-14 at 02:04:01
fat people jiggle
fat people should excercise
excercise people...



zombie weasel
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2006-06-14 at 14:38:16
A zombie weasel
Thanks a lot, Umbrella Corp.
Zombies were enough

Next topic.. Scissors
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-06-14 at 14:41:38
QUOTE(Xeno @ Jun 14 2006, 02:37 PM)
Next topic.. Scissors
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Scissors cut, they do
Scissors cut well, yes they do
Now where is my arm?

The next topic is: Knives
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-06-14 at 14:46:26
knives are very sharp...ish
not after I tried to cut stones
damn you chef tony
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-06-14 at 15:44:18
Sinec syphon didn't specify what the next theme was, I'll assume it to be about himself:


Syphon really stinks
Really really really stinks
Well doesn't that stink?


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