"Oh Tazzy...you are going to die..."
*starts a brawl with Tazzy*
*stops just long enough to kiss @:@*
*goes back to beating up Tazzy*
"By the way tazzy...I'm a half shark half robot! And you're my slave! I demand that you name me the Lord(ess?) of Evil, not neonightmarex! AHAHAHA"
*Walks into the bar quietly slipping past all the action*
"Hey, Barkeep. How about a large Coke?"
*Goes to the Jukebox and turns on Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze.*
*Sits down and waits for order..*
*goes to Camo*
"thanks for the coke"
*snorts it*
*ice cube gets stuck in nose*
"

"
*Pets her new pet*
*Noticed that FK gave it to her*
*Blows the bear's f**king brains out*
"..."
*Sits next to Camo*
"Nice song choice."
"Thanks, but the Coke I'll get myself.."
*Jumps over bar, grabs a coke bottle and jumps back over and sits again*
*Starts sipping it*
"Aww...Camo doesn't wanna talk to me? =P"
*Sings Purple Haze*
*Giant moose lands on bar and obliterates all*
*Starts talking to Rexy*
"So, how's it been going?"
"Not much, how's life been without SEN? =P"
"..Still a mod?"
"Well.. I could close and lock this thread so I guess that means I am, also I'm not without SEN anymore."
*Gets another coke bottle*
*Grabs before Camo can take a sip*
*takes a drink*
"=P"
*Pulls out handgun and points and Rexy's face*
"Give me my damn soda back!"
*gets soda from rexy*
*slips a micky in it*
"Here you go camo. You haven't paid up for the coke yet.
*holds hand out expectantly*
"Goddamn."
*Hands Camo his drink*
*Stands up and looks for someone less violent and more mature to hang out with*
"Umm.. FireKame, put it on my tab..."
*Starts running and yells "Sorry!" to Rexy.*
*Turn Around*
"Hey Rexy!"
*Grabs into pocket*
*Gets out an AK-47 Kalashnikov*
"BarTender give me a free BeeR or else"
*"Whisles"*
*Arab friends come in*
"We are more than you and are heavily armed, so give us the free BeeR"
*stares in shock. Did Beer just make a racial comment?*
*Begins to cry*
*Takes out three six packs of beer*
*slips a mickey in all of them*
"Here you go. Please don't hurt me..."
What was racial? I have many arab friends in real life and they don't care when we talk about what i just said. Sometimes they like it.
QUOTE(BeeR_KeG[eM)
,Feb 5 2005, 10:57 AM]*Turn Around*
"Hey Rexy!"
*Grabs into pocket*
*Gets out an AK-47 Kalashnikov*
"BarTender give me a free BeeR or else"
*"Whisles"*
*Arab friends come in*
"We are more than you and are heavily armed, so give us the free BeeR"
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(so i guess i come in since im middle eastern)
*comes in*
"GIVE US TEH BEER"
*beats FireKame*
"i saw that. dont drink that beer....beer"
*beats firekame more*
*shoots her in both legs and arms*
[center]*Walks into the bar*
"The bar down the street kicked me out when I had sex with the pool table. Can I come in here?"[/center]
*Throws an AR-15 to Neo*
"Ummm... you sure that wasn't a gay bar nuclearrabit?"
*looks at beer*
"lets do this"
*puts on glasses

*
*shoots up bar*
QUOTE(BeeR_KeG[eM)
..."Ummm... you sure that wasn't a gay bar nuclearrabit?"
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[center]
"Aww, carp! I thought that was a pool que!"
"Well, I'm gonna go drink some bleach..."
*Orders a bleach*
*Drinks it*
[/center]
*Runs back in bar, hey nuckee (Yes, I called him nukee..)*
*Pays tab off*
"I'd like a coke... On the rocks."
