Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-08-22 at 23:14:46
doodan is killed by the fat kid in his signature, who has a giant frag grenade for a torso (no wonder its so fat....)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-22 at 23:17:48
[center]FatalException is eaten by a bear.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-08-22 at 23:26:35
b more original....
nuclearrabbit is drowned by that nude baby in his avatar.
nuclearrabbit is drowned by that nude baby in his avatar.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-22 at 23:38:01
[center]Being eaten by a bear is more original than anything anyone else has posted so far...
FatalException was walking through the forrest one day, when he was mistooken for a tree by some drunken loggers. They chopped him down at the ankles and threw him in their truck. FatalException was then delivered to a plant where hes was made into a bolwing pin. Though he had lived through all this, he's killed when a bowling ball smashed through his face.
Origianl enough?[/center]
FatalException was walking through the forrest one day, when he was mistooken for a tree by some drunken loggers. They chopped him down at the ankles and threw him in their truck. FatalException was then delivered to a plant where hes was made into a bolwing pin. Though he had lived through all this, he's killed when a bowling ball smashed through his face.
Origianl enough?[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-22 at 23:51:38
nuclearrabbit is mistaken for a railroad spike and is hammered into the ground. He is killed when a train drives across the tracks for the first time.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-08-22 at 23:51:56
Doodan succumbs to radiation poisoning.
From nuclear rabbit.
From nuclear rabbit.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-23 at 00:06:27
[center]The tree next to Demaris is hit by lightning; it topples and crushes his bike which was his only means of transportation. With no way home, he is froced to live like a cave man... A wooly mammoth kills Demaris.
I'll predict my own death!
nuclearrabbit discovers time travel, and of course, goes back to 1991 to see a Nirvana concert... He's killed by Novoselic's flying bass.[/center]
I'll predict my own death!
nuclearrabbit discovers time travel, and of course, goes back to 1991 to see a Nirvana concert... He's killed by Novoselic's flying bass.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-08-23 at 00:14:19
Nuclearrabbit did indeed die at that Nirvana concert (good choice by the way Nirvana rocks!) and he reincarnated as an atomic bunny.
He was promptly eaten by the jabberwocky.
He was promptly eaten by the jabberwocky.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-23 at 00:24:27
[center]ATOMIC BUNNY!
Anyway... The street near Demaris' house is being paved... While he is bouncing his shiny red ball in his yard, he loses controll of the ball and it rolls into the half-paved street. As he's picking up his ball, he is run over by a steamroller. Although only his feet were paved into the street, noone bothered chopping him out, so he is repeatedly hit by passing cars until he's roadkill.[/center]
Anyway... The street near Demaris' house is being paved... While he is bouncing his shiny red ball in his yard, he loses controll of the ball and it rolls into the half-paved street. As he's picking up his ball, he is run over by a steamroller. Although only his feet were paved into the street, noone bothered chopping him out, so he is repeatedly hit by passing cars until he's roadkill.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-08-23 at 00:28:00
I suck out Nuclearrabbit's soul for use in a diabolical experiment.
he promptly watches the oprah show and dies from boredom.
he promptly watches the oprah show and dies from boredom.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-23 at 00:32:37
[center]Oprah snaps her fingers and Demaris is killed by her goons...[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-08-23 at 00:36:12
I enclose you in a big pentagram and unleash a demon which rends you limb from limb.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-23 at 00:41:25
[center]Demaris is consumed by dirty Donald Trupm's hair...
No, that one sucks...
Demaris goes to 'nuclearrabbit's bungie jump adventure camp'. When he goes on the 'ultimate' bungie, nuclearrabbit rips out his intestines, ties them to a tree, and throws Demaris into a volacano... Sadly, he doesn't quite reach the lava, so nuclearrabbit pours gasoline into his intestines until it spills out Demaris' mouth and ignites on the laval. Demaris is burned beyond recognition.[/center]
No, that one sucks...
Demaris goes to 'nuclearrabbit's bungie jump adventure camp'. When he goes on the 'ultimate' bungie, nuclearrabbit rips out his intestines, ties them to a tree, and throws Demaris into a volacano... Sadly, he doesn't quite reach the lava, so nuclearrabbit pours gasoline into his intestines until it spills out Demaris' mouth and ignites on the laval. Demaris is burned beyond recognition.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-08-23 at 00:44:43
Unfortunately, I am immune to fire.
Thus i climb up my own intestines and strangle you with them.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-23 at 00:48:15
[center]Ha, nice.
nuclearrabbit unties Demaris' intestines from the tree, runs down the volcano, hops on a bus to the airport, boards a plain to Bora-Bora, takes a boat from Bora-Bora to international waters, all the time, Demaris is on his back choking him with his intestines. Once in internation waters, nuclearrabbit performs the wedding of Demaris and an angry manatee. Demaris dies by having his salad tossed by an angry manatee.[/center]
nuclearrabbit unties Demaris' intestines from the tree, runs down the volcano, hops on a bus to the airport, boards a plain to Bora-Bora, takes a boat from Bora-Bora to international waters, all the time, Demaris is on his back choking him with his intestines. Once in internation waters, nuclearrabbit performs the wedding of Demaris and an angry manatee. Demaris dies by having his salad tossed by an angry manatee.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-08-23 at 00:50:52
ouch....
the manatee is not what it seems though...
In reality it is a vampiric manatee from outer space!!!
Thus it pulls out a gun and beats you with it untill your brains pour out of your eye sockets.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-23 at 00:57:57
[center]While patching 1 problem, Blizzard inadvertently removes Demaris from existance.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-08-23 at 01:04:52
ROFL!!!
sad, but possible.
In the patch to bring me back terrans become too powerful.
Thus in the next tournament a pro with zerg gets beat.
he becomes extremely depressed and tries to kill himself.
he jumps out of a 22nd floor window and a car swerves to avoid him.
The car hits an orange cone.
The orange cone, in a extremely spiteful moment, flips off the president.
The president, staring at an orange cone making a rude gesture to him, accidently bombs iran.
Iran pressures OPEC into cutting off america from any oil.
Nuclearrabbit's car runs out gas in the middle of the sahara desert, where he is killed by a canoe dropped by the space station, which had happened to fall through a wormhole bypassing the atmosphere.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-23 at 01:10:55
Demaris has a loose tooth so his dad gets a string and ties one end to the tooth and the other end to a doorknob. When he slams the door shut in an effort to pull out the tooth, Demaris's skull comes with it and is ripped from his head, killing him instantly.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-08-23 at 01:12:41
Ok the subtlety ends now.
I RIP YOUR BEATING HEART FROM YOUR CHEST AND BRING IT TO YOUR FACE JUST BEFORE YOU DIE!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-23 at 01:12:47
[center]Wow... Didn't see that canoe comming...
Demaris goes to Taco-Bell and orders some mexican seafood... It's the kind from Nirvana's 'Mexican Seafood' song...
Demaris goes to Taco-Bell and orders some mexican seafood... It's the kind from Nirvana's 'Mexican Seafood' song...
QUOTE
Ah, the itchy flakes, it isn't good for me
Cure, with gels and creams, its entertainin'
True, the fungus-mold is my injection
Hope it's only a yeast infection
Oh well it hurts when I, hurts when I pee
Only it hurts when I, hurts when I sleep
Now I vomit cum and diarrhea
On the tile floor, like oatmeal-pizza
Fill my toilet bowl, full of a cloudy puss
I feel the blood, becoming chowdered rust
Only it hurts when I, hurts when I pee
Only it hurts when I, hurts when I sleep
Roll into my bed, which does consist of
Lice, bugs and fleas and yellow mucus
Stained, dirt vaseline, toe jam and boogers
Stomach acid worms, that dance in sugared sludge
[/center]Cure, with gels and creams, its entertainin'
True, the fungus-mold is my injection
Hope it's only a yeast infection
Oh well it hurts when I, hurts when I pee
Only it hurts when I, hurts when I sleep
Now I vomit cum and diarrhea
On the tile floor, like oatmeal-pizza
Fill my toilet bowl, full of a cloudy puss
I feel the blood, becoming chowdered rust
Only it hurts when I, hurts when I pee
Only it hurts when I, hurts when I sleep
Roll into my bed, which does consist of
Lice, bugs and fleas and yellow mucus
Stained, dirt vaseline, toe jam and boogers
Stomach acid worms, that dance in sugared sludge
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-08-23 at 01:23:02
I take a knife and SLOWLY eviscerate you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2005-08-23 at 01:38:17
Demaris's knife turns on him and kills him
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-08-23 at 01:38:41
FatalException chrages out with a battle rifle in hand and a legion of marines behind him and shoots Demaris in the face, then grabs that fat kid with a frag grenade for a torso and tosses it at them, destyoing the remains. He then calls in masterchief and more marines to protect him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-08-23 at 01:39:46
You choke on Deathknights rofl waffles.