Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-08-23 at 01:40:52
gah hitok1r1 posted while i was typing 
FatalException hits Hitok1r1 with a chair that came out of no where like so 
until he dies.
FatalException hits Hitok1r1 with a chair that came out of no where like so until he dies.Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-08-23 at 01:41:32
I light you on fire. Twice.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-08-23 at 01:42:13
FatalException has masterchief energy sword Demaris to death while a marine grabs a bucket of water
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-08-23 at 01:43:09
My angry ghost posseses master cheif and murders you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-08-23 at 01:44:17
the marines take down the chief and clone him into a better version that is ghost and mind control resistent. oooooooohh!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-08-23 at 01:46:00
My forces of darkness come and kill you.
all the marines as well.
master cheif too.
and we raze all cloning facilities.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-23 at 01:46:02
[center]FatalException is blown up in a tragic 4th of July accident. (Probably how I will die.)
EDIT: ßleh, too slow...
Demaris is baked into a pie and eaten by that dancing fat freak.[/center]
EDIT: ßleh, too slow...
Demaris is baked into a pie and eaten by that dancing fat freak.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-08-23 at 01:47:59
nuclearrabbit is so slow he is run over by a passing slug.
fortunately this doesn't hurt him at all.
Then i shoot him in the face.
and light him on fire. Twice.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-23 at 01:49:53
[center]Ow, my face.
Demaris is killed by the slug that ran over nuclearrabbit.[/center]
Demaris is killed by the slug that ran over nuclearrabbit.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-08-23 at 01:51:12
nuclearrabbit dies of chronic getting-shot-in-the-face syndrome.
brought upon by me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-23 at 01:52:34
Wilhelm says something mean to Demaris which leads to his suicide by way of sticking his tounge in an electric socket
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-08-23 at 01:53:35
I stab you.
In the eye.
With a soldering iron.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SpaceBoy2000 on 2005-08-23 at 03:27:14
Guy above me gets eaten by a pack of rabid dingos.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Fortune on 2005-08-23 at 08:57:02
YOU CAN ONLY POST ONCE SINCE YOU'RE DEAD...
Idk how the person above me is going to die, this thread is stupid. Although, I'm sure he'll die in some space related incident.
Idk how the person above me is going to die, this thread is stupid. Although, I'm sure he'll die in some space related incident.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-23 at 12:19:52
Fortune literally dies laughing when I tell him a really funny joke.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-23 at 13:21:17
doodan DIes When Hes Eating a Greezy CheeseBurger And gets an heart attack and no1 called 911 cuz they dont care cuz its not like hes really done anything his whole life
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-08-23 at 15:59:37
YaeXrillion is struck down by the vengeful hand of a lesser-known Mayonaise God.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-08-23 at 17:34:13
I throw a skunk at voyager and an abyssal rift opens up beneath him and he is sucked into an alternate demension, where he is eaten by a group of imps.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Jamal.oO on 2005-08-23 at 17:55:13
Demaris is eaten by his brother and the rest of him put in a stew
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-08-23 at 17:56:05
jamal dies in a liposuction accident
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Fortune on 2005-08-23 at 18:10:34
Demaris, you can only post once since when someone posts after you you're dead.
I already said this blam once.
I already said this blam once.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-08-23 at 18:12:42
well its been 2 posts now.
I light fortune on fire for harassing me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-08-23 at 18:23:31
Demaris is killed for impersonating the Higher Evil, which we all know is Tazzy.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-08-23 at 18:34:44
yeah but he left before i got to meet him. i know who he is of course.
now i have taken over.
I tie you to the bumper of a car and then drive it 400 miles. then i shoot you in the leg. then you get polio and die.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-08-23 at 18:38:37
You decide to try that new "steak-scented" cologne and go give a lion a friendly hug.
Congratulations, your actions qualify you for a Darwin Award!
www.darwinawards.com
Congratulations, your actions qualify you for a Darwin Award!
www.darwinawards.com