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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-23 at 18:40:49
Voyager7456(MM) dies from the trauma of being huggled by the guy with man-boobs in Fight Club.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-08-23 at 18:41:26

darwin awards are hilarious.

I ride my trained attack manatee and crush you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-23 at 19:05:39
i ripe out Demaris throat for Posting above me
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-08-23 at 19:07:00
I rip out YaeXrillion's throat for posting above me! lolzzzlozlzolzozl!!1one
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Jamal.oO on 2005-08-23 at 21:41:35
I rip out Voyager7456(MM)'s throat for posting above me! lolzzzlozlzolzozl!!1one
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-23 at 21:44:57
I ripe out jamels throat and voyager for posting above me And stealing my idea
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Fortune on 2005-08-24 at 00:05:54
I said stfu god. That means your supposed to be quiet? confused.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-24 at 00:15:03
Fortune is stung to death by killer bees.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-08-24 at 00:58:10

Doodan falls into an infernal pit.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-24 at 08:46:40
[center]Demaris goes to get Botox, because he's so freaking ugly. Sadly, the name brand version of Botox was out of stock, so his doctor just injected him with a botchulism and water solution. Demaris dies of starvation because he was paralized by the Faux-tox.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Fortune on 2005-08-24 at 10:37:22
Nuclearrabbit dies to radiation poisoning.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-08-24 at 10:40:27
Fortune is struck by lightning 17 times on a clear day. How unfortunate.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-24 at 10:43:38
[center]Voyager is slashed to shreds by that ninja in his avatar... Then I eat his shreds.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-08-24 at 10:44:19
Nuclearrabbit dies of food poisioning.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-24 at 10:45:18
[center]Since Voyager was my food, he dies of just plain poisioning.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-24 at 10:57:05
While clipping his toenails, nuclearrabbit mistakes his own head for one of his toes and clips away his face. He dies from bloodloss and embarrassment.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-24 at 11:00:16
[center]Ow, my face.
Doodan goes swimming in the kiddie pool but since it's so shallow, he end up sitting on the pool drain. Doodan's intestines are sucked out by the drain, and evetually, he's turned inside out and dies of suffocation.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Jamal.oO on 2005-08-24 at 11:37:41
Nucclearrabit gets eaten by a rabbit but is still alive in its stomach and then i drop a nuclear bomb on him
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-08-24 at 13:57:01
I come back from vacation and kill Jamal with a trained piece of asparagus.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Jamal.oO on 2005-08-24 at 14:07:07
Bart Simpson attacks syphon8 in a sad twist of fate and then feeds him to snowball.

ADDITION:
Bart Simpson attacks syphon8 in a sad twist of fate and then feeds him to snowball.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Night on 2005-08-24 at 14:15:11
Smacks Jamals2Fat with a baseball bat and watches as the Happy Dancing Fat Kid from Doodan's siggy dance on Jamals2Fat. Jamals2Fat dies from crushed bones, pierced skin, blood loss and organ squishing.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by The_Shattered_moose on 2005-08-24 at 14:20:09
MPdarknight is killed by an assasin in blizzard's employ, as they don't want word to get out that blizzard is slow about fixing people's problems.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Night on 2005-08-24 at 14:22:55
QUOTE(Shatter @ Aug 24 2005, 12:20 PM)
MPdarknight is killed by an assasin in blizzard's employ, as they don't want word to get out that blizzard is slow about fixing people's problems.
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I can't compete with that, GG me.
Or...
*makes the Happy Dancing Fat Kid dance on Shatter too*
BTW: don't need to have the Mp when you're refferring to me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-08-24 at 14:29:38

Darknight becomes a bright night when i light him on fire smile.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Night on 2005-08-24 at 14:46:12
I tied Demaris to a chair and forced him to watch telletubbies until his eyes started bleeding, after, I dumped his body off the cliff.
ALTERNATIVE DEATH:
Demaris died when his evil test came in: He got 91.5% evil.
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