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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-08-29 at 14:30:12

Syphon is killed in a horrible human-tomato hybrid genetic experiment.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-08-29 at 14:35:05

Voyager gets turned into a ninja egg and goes on a quest to find the jewels of Eggyapootan, but suddenly he gets mass attacked by some wrongly directed zerglings from zergling blood ("i said attack PURPLE!!!") and is torn to pieces and fried up to make a delicious omlette.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by scwizard on 2005-08-29 at 15:19:29

FatalException gets killed by a missle.
The goverment told the town that they would be safe as long as they took shelter in a newly created bomb shelter.
However FatalException is the fatal exception to this, and everyone lives but him.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-08-29 at 15:20:25

QUOTE(m.r.bob @ Aug 29 2005, 01:19 PM)

gets killed for making such a terrible pun

Report, edit, etc...Posted by scwizard on 2005-08-29 at 15:24:29

syphon8 gets killed by Yoshi, after a pratical joke goes awry and Yoshi forgets you only supposed to throw light cream pies at people's faces.

He's an old man when this happens, so yes, the apple pie to the face somehow does kill him...

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-08-29 at 15:28:57

only i throw pies... PIEMAN AWAY

mr bob dies from head trauma given by person or persons unknown

Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-08-29 at 17:33:51

Syphon8 is stoned to death for blasphemy

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-08-29 at 17:37:15

Dies in an hilarious antacid accident reminisent from south park

Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-08-29 at 17:41:43

Meteor hits syphon8 and is blasted into oblivion

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-08-29 at 19:49:22

QUOTE(Doodan @ Aug 29 2005, 03:37 AM)

You asked for it.

Tearshed is killed when when a zookeeper mistakes him for elephant droppings and tosses him into a poop shredder (use your imagination!

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Seriously I dont want to get involved in this... I dont like getting killed

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-29 at 21:03:05

Then don't post here. lol

I mistake Tearshed for someone that enjoys killing other posters and force him down a bathtub drain.

Then I flush the man shortly afterwards cuz he didn't get killed by Tearshed.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-29 at 21:19:07

[center]Doodan was on a search for burried pirate treasure... He found it, but when he opened it, a curse was put upon his sould, he would walk the earth looking like the most horrible creature ever imagined; his signature. On his walk home, random people throw potatoes at him, one hits him so hard he's knocked unconcious.
nuclearrabbit walks by... doesn't care that he's passed out in the gutter. 10 minutes later, it begins to rain. Doodan drowns from being face down in the gutter during a heavy rain storm.[/center]

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-29 at 22:14:19

I kill Every1 for posting while i was at school

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-08-29 at 22:26:30

i kill you for going to school in august

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-08-30 at 02:48:18

Must...stop...topic from....dieing...

I commit suicide so you cant kill me. (meh)

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-30 at 03:22:28

I rip off the deceased Tearshed's arm and beat syphon8 to death with it.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-08-30 at 03:34:28

Is there no stopping you Doodan!!!!!!!!!

Ummm.... *Gets an Idea* I dont care its my DEAD body and I'm in heaven so

Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-08-30 at 03:59:45

Tearshed tried to be a pimp in Cuba.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-08-30 at 04:09:23

Errr...I'm already dead?

Or in this game do you come back to life every post?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-08-30 at 04:15:56

Yep. Tearshed is thrown to the lions.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-08-30 at 04:17:10

Wilhelm could have swore the bungie cord was attached.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-08-30 at 04:19:09

Rexy's sexy grows to an amount that she is tackled to death by men (yeah, like those axel commericials, not that any of them are that good, though. Cologne sucks, too).

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-08-30 at 04:26:38

Oh ok then if you come back to life then Im in.

Wilhelm dies from embarrasment of being homosexual. (thats alll I can think of at the moment)

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-08-30 at 04:32:14

that paper man bag is real, and rapes Tearshed until he dies.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-30 at 04:40:58

Garfield mistakes Wilhelm for lasagna and eats him.

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