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The man inside is wilhelm becasue he is embarrased about he homosexuality but since he cant see he raped errr... the next person that isnt wilhelm himself instead.

(Go Go creativity powah!)

Tearshed is ravaged by mutant chipmunks and they threw him into a barrel of radioactive material, mutating him into an acorn, making the chipmunks bite Tearshed to death.

Powerful_Horror falls victim to a little-known phenomenon called "Quadroreversichyperinflatedbolia", which causes him to turn inside out, quack 3 times like a duck, spin around 47 times on the spot, and finally explode, sending banana custard everywhere in a 3 mile radius.

Voyager sucomes to sclarilderma, suffers for 9 years before being killed by me with a shotgun to the genitilia for screaming in aggony too much

Syphon8 should have checked to make sure his shotgun wasn't pointed at HIS genitalia before firing.

Alas, it is too late.

the protoss ask the zerg for their delicious recipe for voyager ninja egg omelettes. i think you all know where this is going.

and then they didn like it so they ask the zerg who their cook was and they say it was fatalexception so the protoss go there and murder him.

GgG wanders into the jungles of borneo unaware that they are filled with deadly man strangling super blue sunken colonys, he is strangled by above mentioned colonies, only one of his men make it out alive

14 men go into the jungle, 1 man come out of the jungle

Pieman smites Syphon8 for not putting him in his signature.

The terran mess hall is empty, and the marines are hungry.they use their uber-hacked warp gate that they jacked from the protoss to turn voyager into a ninja egg. but it goes wrong and voyager instead gets turned into a pig. his ninja egg then comes along, wondering whats happening and gets hosed by marines with modded MP5's from a Soldat modded sever, and is turned into eggs, sunny side up. then the marines massacre voyager with chainsaws for bacon as Capt. Picard beams down with the help of the ghost of scotty saying, "where's my ship?" the marines then take him out and have a ghost target his crew. the terrans ate breakfast happily ever after. whoo, that was a long one!

Im gonna put him back eventually

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on topic: Fatal dies from a gunshot to the back of the head, nothing complicated just a simple gunshot.... shot by Godzilla

ha hah try to kill me, im the Toothfairy i dont exist!!!

Stephen hawking invents a devices that makes all parallel dimensions colide, during this the tooth fairy is caught with a black hole and ceases to exist in unexitstance

[center]Stephen Hawking pushes the wrong button on his wheelchair, thus causing syphon8 to be punched with a comical boxing glove.[/center]

Nuclearrabit ends up leading a mass of people to rebel against the government and enforce (Or should i say, NOT enforce...) anarchy in... the country? Whatever. So anyway, nuclearrabbit finally gets his way. Then his "neighbor's" house explodes, because it was a giant... bomb factory.


Of course it didnt make sense!

The mafia mistakes warhammer40000 for the corpse of Jimmy Hoffa and bury him in an unknown location.

[center]Doodan tries to do a crayon drawing of himself, sadly they don't make 'puke' colored crayons. Doodan kills himself for being such a puke-colored freak.[/center]

LOL!


...Right, anyway,
Nuclearrabbit... Gets shot.

[center]Hamma listens to a wicked guitar solo at full volume, the sheer sonic force of it explodifys his head.[/center]

I blow up trying to comprehenify the word explodify, my flaming carcass kills nuke

syphon8 mistakes himself for his soiled boxers and throws himself in a supersonic washing machine. He does not survive.

Doodan is pushed off a cliff by a cow unexpectably

said cows proceed to have a mass suicide over said cliff, I tie the mans leg to a said cow

Syphon dies in a tragic monopoly accident

the_man103 mistakes his butt for a garbage disposal... I don't even want to finish that one. But the_man103 does not survive.