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Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-08-31 at 01:50:03
doodan is turned into a clump of dust and dead skin (wait a minute, most of dust IS dead skin, but whatever) that flies into his avatars eye. Doodan is crushed, but not to death, by the blinking action. he then lands on a bed and is eaten by the real bed bugs: dust mites.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-08-31 at 01:58:42
Lovely imagination there Doodan...

Anyway the man103 was playing starcraft but lost a game so he went to school the next day and killed everyone in sight and then killed himself. (Idea from www.pwned.nl)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PlayaR on 2005-08-31 at 02:45:01
QUOTE(Tearshed @ Aug 31 2005, 01:58 AM)
Lovely imagination there Doodan...

Anyway the man103 was playing starcraft but lost a game so he went to school the next day and killed everyone in sight and then killed himself. (Idea from www.pwned.nl)
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but Treashed was also at his school so he shot him right is the left eye before he shothimself
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-08-31 at 02:59:48
He doesnt go to my school ho goes to your school (you get shot instead)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PlayaR on 2005-08-31 at 04:10:49
a powerful thunder storm hits tearshed's city and the thunder gets tearshed's house on fire and tearshed is trapped in the bathroom and is killed by the powerful flames
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-08-31 at 04:29:03
1. I dont live in a city
2. Thunder can't hit anything because its a sound so no fire
3. Trapped in my bathroom wtf?
4. You die by getting hit by LIGHTENING like a million times on a perfectly clear day and your body explodes and the burnt pieces kill the next few people to post but it doesnt kill you because your already dead and it doesnt kill me because I'm completely safe on a unknown island for away full of supplies and bodyguards and missles etc. (kinda like james bond enemy islands) and my island has a plasma force field.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-31 at 05:03:26
[center]Tearshed is run over by the pope-mobile.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-08-31 at 05:09:54
Nuclear rabbit wins the bacone challenge, (but ultimately loses, you fat monster you).
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PlayaR on 2005-08-31 at 05:13:22
QUOTE(Tearshed @ Aug 31 2005, 04:29 AM)
1. I dont live in a city
2. Thunder can't hit anything because its a sound so no fire
3. Trapped in my bathroom wtf?
4. You die by getting hit by LIGHTENING like a million times on a perfectly clear day and your body explodes and the burnt pieces kill the next few people to post but it doesnt kill you because your already dead and it doesnt kill me because I'm completely safe on a unknown island for away full of supplies and bodyguards and missles etc. (kinda like james bond enemy islands) and my island has a plasma force field.
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jus believe u live ina a city and i meant lightning lol igot them both mixed up tongue.gif and yea u were trapped in the bathroom cuz it hit ur hours where u were taking bath biggrin.gif
and wilhelm dies when a insane guy break into his house and smack wilhelm in the head with a boulder and then when wilhelm falls on the ground the insane guy picks up the boulder and throws it in his face then eats his
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-08-31 at 12:55:22
QUOTE(nuclearrabbit @ Aug 31 2005, 02:03 AM)
[center]Tearshed is run over by the pope-mobile.[/center]
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lolololololololololololol!!!! clapping.gif lmfao.gif ok, any ways, well, bump, but GgG-player get mistaken for a pimp on drugs and is arrested, and he is forced to eat fried hydralisk (needle spines NOT removed) until he gets send to die in the electric chair by getting fried after going swimming while getting shot by the firing brigade and getting the lethal injection with plug... o nvm you get it
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-08-31 at 12:56:51
Fatal exception is killed by a 3 foot high kung fu master while sitting still watching GgG die for 9 hours
Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-08-31 at 13:19:40
the lone inuyasha fan kills syphon when he is heard badmouthing it
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-31 at 13:39:40
QUOTE(nuclearrabbit @ Aug 30 2005, 11:52 PM)
[center]Hamma listens to a wicked guitar solo at full volume, the sheer sonic force of it explodifys his head.[/center]
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Now THAT, is how I wanna die!


The Man gets assasinated by someone who works for The real Man, because he didnt like someone posing as him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-08-31 at 13:40:56
I am the real man warhammer commits suicide after realizing this
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-31 at 17:12:58
A group of raged hippys Beats the man 2 a pulp Then Burns his pulpy Carapace With a million Things of Incense
Then They passed around a pipe of him and made sure none of his Ashy Remains Were left.....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-08-31 at 18:11:07
QUOTE(nuclearrabbit @ Aug 31 2005, 07:03 PM)
[center]Tearshed is run over by the pope-mobile.[/center]
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Nice.

Nuclear got eaten by george bush.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-08-31 at 21:43:57
Thearshed invents a teleportation device. He becomes a hero until a mishap occurs when there was an action figure of Sean Connery. He fuses with the doll and looks like Connery, and gets assassinated by a monkey with a banana gun.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-31 at 22:06:13
Some stupid little six year old mistakes Powerful_Horror for a bullfrog and shoves a stick of dynamite (hey, it could happen!) in his mouth and he's blown to bits.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-08-31 at 22:17:34
QUOTE(Doodan @ Aug 31 2005, 09:06 PM)
Some stupid little six year old mistakes Powerful_Horror for a bullfrog and shoves a stick of dynamite (hey, it could happen!) in his mouth and he's blown to bits.
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*Powerful_Horror immediately takes the Kermit the Frog costume off

Doodan gets mauled by the AIM guy.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-08-31 at 23:54:35
Powerful Horror's eyes are taken out with toothpicks as he walks near a cliff a bear mauls and kills him
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-08-31 at 23:56:33
the man is struck dead by a mysterious illness that turns out to be me and a shotgun
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-31 at 23:56:35
[center]syphon8 dies in a tragic riding mower accident. He crashed into a tree which cause him to be attacked by rabid/irradiated squirrels, who drag his barely living body to the county dump where he is crushed into a cube by that awesome machine that crushes junk into cubes.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-08-31 at 23:59:33
nucclearrabbit meats kalvion and hobbes turns out hobbes has rabbies long story short bloody mess
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-01 at 00:02:08
[center]I kill the_man103. Want to know how I killed him? I challenged him in a race, and he ran right over my expertly placed tiger pit. I leave him to starve... 'Cause hs sucks... 'Cause I say so.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-01 at 00:03:04
The nude baby comes back from the shameful pit of unwanted avatars and strangles nuke
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