Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-08-03 at 23:28:33
^dies fiercely.
HAHA get it? okay I'm done.
HAHA get it? okay I'm done.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IceWarrior98 on 2005-08-03 at 23:37:02
Kame dies to a headshot, BOOM HEADSHOT!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-08-03 at 23:41:32
Ice warrior dies of frost bite.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IceWarrior98 on 2005-08-03 at 23:44:35
Wilhelm dies by getting hit in the head with a helm.
(Protection my ass...)
(Protection my ass...)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-03 at 23:57:59
Dies because Kellimus finally cracks and kills everyone above and below him....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-08-04 at 00:05:38
Kellimus is strapped to a table and forced to eat playdoh by apelike aliens.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-08-04 at 00:13:19
Wilhelm is strapped to a table and forced to not eat.
one more head shot and I'll head shot YO FACE
one more head shot and I'll head shot YO FACE
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-04 at 00:16:38
Kame is forced to eat the food that Willhelm didn't eat(from being strapped to a table and forced not to eat) and dies of food poisoning.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2005-08-04 at 00:20:42
EzDay dies from a stab wound to the liver from `BiG~kAhOoNa`. No joke here. Just watch as he stops posting forever...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-04 at 00:26:16
In his last moments, EzDay281 kicks `BiG~kAhOoNa` in the crotch, hoping to avenge himself.
`BiG~kAhOoNa` is completely unaffected, for "unknown" reasons, and later dies of shame.
`BiG~kAhOoNa` is completely unaffected, for "unknown" reasons, and later dies of shame.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2005-08-04 at 00:38:17
Of shame? I think not. I'm proud of what I got down there.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-08-04 at 00:40:58
Big kanoo gets molested to death by Osama Bin Laden
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2005-08-04 at 00:45:40
Once again, not something I'd die from. I'd really like that one though. "Oooohsama, touch me with your big RPG again. Oh yeah, let's go exploring in your cave."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-04 at 00:49:34
`BiG~kAhOoNa` dies for not predicting Millenium's death.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2005-08-04 at 00:54:59
Ah crap. You got me. But now you die, for correcting my mistakes!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zb2k on 2005-08-04 at 00:57:51
It's a normal, happy-go-oh-lucky day for `BiG~kAhOoNa`. Then, he's whistleing a tune to himself as he crosses the street. Out of nowhere, a bullet from a gang fight pierces through his skull and splatters his :censored:ing brains all over the :censored:ing sidewalk. Then, an 18-wheeler gas truck runs over his dead :censored:ing mangled body and splatters the rest of his :censored:ed up corpse all over the :censored:ing sidewalk. Then, another bullet pierces the 18 wheeler's gas tank and cause a mass explosion, splattering his body parts to northern god damn :censored:ing China.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-04 at 01:07:09
Zb2K was the truck's driver.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2005-08-04 at 01:09:02
Lol, that one was clever. But I can't think of anything that clever right now. So I'll just take the automatic death from not posting how you die.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-08-04 at 01:10:18
big kahoona gets raped by Osama Bin Laden and then gets AIDS from him and then dies.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2005-08-04 at 01:11:40
Can't rape the willing. But the AIDS, there's really nothing I can do about that. But how you die now, see that guy in the window of your signature? I'll let your imagination work on how you die, but you do end up dying.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-08-04 at 01:12:31
^ dies of a stroke while trying to pleasure himself.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2005-08-04 at 01:14:55
devilesk dies because he started a new page.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-04 at 01:27:07
`BiG~kAhOoNa` gets killed by Devilesk for predicting his death from the new page.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2005-08-04 at 01:29:21
EzDay dies because `BiG~kAhOoNa` beat devilesk to predicting how you died.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-08-04 at 01:34:19
`BiG~kAhOoNa` dies for beating devilesk to predicting how Ezday dies.