*get out of shock and uses master metalworking skills to fashion a tank out of my titanium enhanced boot lining*
"HAHAHAHA!!!!" *war cry*
*shoots coolie heat seeking exploding pepsi bottles at EzDay2*
"How could you POSSIBLY do that from here???"
*waits to see what Ez will do.. die maybe? -_- *
*puts on headphones and listens to AC[Lightning Bolt]DC*
While I'm sitting in the helicopter of course

*handles the chain gun also. Shooting at Ez with a chaingun

*
Seeing as Demantrix decided to go insane...
*U_B fires a Super-Psionic-Zerg-Enhanced Blast at Aster's 'Copter, causing it to explode along with Demantrix's tank while U_B calls in an army of shuttles to extract him to a fort covered in turrets where he recharges his Psi Energy and slightly scratched shields to max*
*Aster parachutes down (you frogot >:D ) and so do the others...except the many-battle-crying Demantrix who is blown up due to his hi-explosive content*
*several hundered Wraiths surround the area and remove aster's forces to the Chaos Army Base, much like U_B's fort, there to plan their next move*
the Chaos Army Fort is currently impenetrable so Aster's men begin to fortify it MORE so.
And why did no one try to interupt EzDay2's psionic powers?? That would have been my first move...
*throws a grenade in EzDay2's general direction*
*apporaches aster* "Sorry I'm late, did I miss anything?"
armor: none
weapons: long range throwing stuff like grenades and knives and stuff. Weeee!
abilities: uh...I go into

mode if someone makes me angry...you won't want to see that w00t
"Not a whole lot"
*brings FK into fort and gives her a new grenade*
lol
Nooo! Another un-ally!
And FireKame's right about disrupting U_B's Psionic Energy would be what's probably the smartest first thing to do...
Darn you!
*the Grenade is shot down within 0.001 seconds after it comes within range of U_B's fort defences by a high-energy laser*
*pulls out the Sneaky Grenade version 2.0 and throws it again at U_B, then chucks a regular one at his allies.*
"Whom shall he save?" *laughs viciously*
PolterGhost teleports into the battlefield, arm cannon on...arm.
PolterGhost: Where's the barbecue?
Cool PolterGhost stats:
Dark Bounty Hunter
P. Attack: 5/10
Special Attack: 10/10
Defense: 8/10
Speed: 3/10
Use of stats: Priceless
Dark Bounty Hunters are ruthless beings that kill for sport.
Have very large suits with various weapons in thier arm perifial
*U_B's defences take out the grenade going for his fort, as he doesn't HAVE allies, and thus the second grenade does no more than crap*
HAHA
Edit: Cool... if PolterGhost doesn't insist not to be my ally, then it'll be the 2 most coolestest and toughestest people on 1 team =D.
Edited again: The coolest fighters, atleast. Supposing his char is, as I assume, anything like Samus.
*Dis-Allies Aster*
"I want some adventure!" xD
I'm starting the Revolver Alliance!
"Who wants to join?"
Current Allies: No one unless people joint he alliance

You better run away from Aster's base qiuck then!
Mr. Camo is NOT your ally, he's just not mine.
Lol....*everyone guns Camo down*
"Ow ow ow ow".
"I'm still alive"
*heads mades a thud when it hits the ground*.
*Needs medical assistance*.
"Someone...? Help..?"
Currnet Allies: I dunno unless people join my alliance.

You can sure bet I'll join, and I hope PolterGhost decides to!
QUOTE(Ash Tree)
Mr. Camo is NOT your ally, he's just not mine.
Lol....*everyone guns Camo down*
Unless I decide to join the Revolver Alliance!
*Mr.Camo is moved really quickly with several hallucinations of him made, so it's impossible to tell which one is real, along with any bleeding not showing because of a hallucination of no blood so you can't tell that way. A small fleet of shuttles come and pick-up all the things. The shuttles have 255/255 Armor and Shield ups =D*
*they bring Mr.Camo and his hallu's to U_B's base, the hallu's destroyed, and Mr.Camo has lots of guns pointed at him*
U_B: I've been waiting for you. I hope that the telekinesis didn't shake you up too bad... I wish to join your "revolver" alliance.
Allies:
WOOT I probably have ALLIES now! 1337.
because the number one way to get allies is by threatening their life...lol.
*throws a really big net over the shuttles. Its a really strong net...industrial strength. Oooh yeah*
"You will not get away!"
AGH, stupid messed-up interneting! MAking my posts clone themselves!!!
Anyway...
*the shuttles use experimental gravitic shielding technology topuch the nets away, and my plan WORKS despite FireKame's intervention*
*curses to the heavens* "I PLACE A CURSE UPON THEE!!"
*chants some crazy voodoo majik type spell thing that causes EzDay2 to cluck like a chicken instead of talking like a person.*
"How do you like dem apples?"
*laughs maniacally*
U_B: Cluck-clu! Cluck-cluck!(I hope y-! What the hell?!)
*U_B types on a laptop to Mr.Camo;
"I hope you do not mind the guns. They are merely in case you decide to attack me. If you don't ally me, you will be set free. I am an honorable man. For the most part >=D."*
"The alliance didn't go so well, so now I'm here to kill aster. Send me in damnit."
*arms himself with his sniper rifle and high explosive concussion grenades*.

.
Current Allies: No one, but my guns.

* i climb up (still being alive but badly wounded) into asters base thing and use a industrial size medkit*
"Ahhh, My Sqeadly Spooch, it burns, Ahhh!!!!!!!!!!"
Well. We can put Demantrix to some use here, he is expendable...
*radio call* "Uh, yeah, we need an armor strike!"
"Demantrix, go and stop Mr. Camo!"
*withdraws to lower level of the uberfortress of the Chaos Army*
*sighs and wishes I WAS dead* "aight, ASS-ter"
*Snipes Mr. Camo with Rocket launcher(if its possible), heat seeking missiles, and evil 3-legged radioactive gerbils*