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Since the Bar thread has died, and FireKame's attempt to burn down the forums failed, I think it would be fun to just make a thread where everybody fights each other...just for fun. No flaming, but other than that, anything goes to kill enemies!
Also, please put a "moving" line at the bottom to show your current allies

*loads up C10 Canister Rifle*
"Where's SP?"

Current Allies: FireKame, Mr. Camo, Dashrike, Ent, Kiko, En_taro_Shrimpy, Rayne

EDIT: The Rules...I don't like it but we need some.
1) Put quotes around it "when you are speaking" and asterisks *when you do something*
2) List your attributes if you haven't already (e.g., like me and EZDay2)
3) Just because someone isn't your ally doesn't mean they are your enemy
4) You CANNOT have some type of soldiers, Zerg, etc. fight FOR you

Just don't include me in this right now... I'm not in a mood. Maybe in 2 weeks...

Um...OK. What happened?

*aims C10 at Pred instead*

Current Allies: FireKame, Mr. Camo, Dashrike, Ent, Kiko, En_taro_Shrimpy, Rayne

My computer stabbed me in the back

*puts on his modified-for-human-psychics Protoss Powered Armor suit, and charges up his Assisted Psi-Projectors*
"'Doom, to all who oppose the home-world!'"
Charged Psi energy flies at Aster.
"'You call down the thunder, 'n' I'll reap the whirlwind!'"
A Zerg Psi Energy transmission device creates a bolt of Psi Energy flying down at Aster at light speeds. Unknown_Being zig-zags towards Aster, jumps when he gets close, and starts atacking.
"'Power overwhelming!!"
The Zerg Psi Transmission device over-charges Unknown_Being's Psi Blade/Blasters.

I like my made-up crap! BTW, is the Transmission device IS allowed, correct?
If agreed, Mr.Camo, Yoshi, Shadow. In next post here, please post yes/no to offer
EDIT: BTW, the Transmitter is part of U_B's Armor. It's very delicate, so EMP and Lockdown will cause it to fail, but the armor was a joint effort between the Zerg, Terran, and Protoss, so has resistance to Maelstrom(some), lockdown(complete), and Spawn Broodling(complete). If, of course, Aster agrees with all this. Because it was a joint effort, if the Transmitter is allowed, the Zerg will want to help it, as it is merely a test.
The armor is like the "Beta" version, and it's a sorta hybrid thing, so that means that he has the armored shell of the Zerg, the shape of a human, near the size of a Zealot, and the dense muscle-y-ness of the Zerg.

ill ally everyone.. anyway those it has to be this moving text? the text is lagging on my comp so its jumping and is impossible to read..

*loads pistol* (Desert Eagle with modifed laser and scope)
*aims at EzDay2's back while he's charging*

Current Allies:Everyone except... pred,and EzDay2. Ez for charging at Aster and pred for being....Well I need to have a second enemy

Had the feeling charging Aster wouldn't do good on that point...
U_B Slices at Aster, jumps back, and jumps around firing at Mr.Camo with Charged Psionic Energy...

*side rolls*
*fires at EzDay2's foot*

Current Allies: Same as last time

U_B: Pitiful weapon, it hardly affected my shield!
*sets it to tracked spray mode so that the rolling doesn't matter, charges an energhy grenade in left arm, launches it, then starts spraying with both arms, running towards Mr.Camo until he's within melee range, then starts with Psi Blades*

*Cloaks*
Haha! *uses Lockdown on EzDay's armor*
Current Allies: FireKame, Mr. Camo, Dashrike, Ent, Kiko, En_taro_Shrimpy, Rayne

*pulls out photon rod*
Are you ready for this?
*spins around all fancy-like *

*It turns off the Psi Transmitter, but otherwise has no effect.*

*jabs the rod into Ez's back*
*twirls around and waits for Ez's move*

Same Allies

You must have some REALLY long and flexible arms to reach AROUND someone and jab them in the back with a long pole...
U_B: I fear not death! For Aiur!
U_B, with only enough of his psi energy left(due to the lockdowned Psi Transmitter) to power his shield, starts working in with some martial arts.

Crap! I forgot about the circling part. Anyhow.
*psi blades extend from both sides of the rod*
Time to die!
*waits for Ez's move*

U_B: I fear no enemy, for the Khalai is my strength!
*the Lockdown finally wears off on the Psi Transmitter, and U_B does a backflip and fires a Psi Bolt at Mr.Camo's staff, followed by 2 more at either side of him and 1 more above him...*

!
*Turns on outer shield radius*
*prepares for impact of the psi*

*the Psi hits, causing bright flares of Light to appear on the Shields, leaving you unable to see for a second. Then a Psi Blade smashes into the Shield, slowly pushing through like a knife through a 1 - foot block of cheese*

*Somehow gets hit*
*Dies*
The end of tazzy

Man im loosing it!

"You called down the thunder...now reap the whirlwind!"
*computer voice* "Beep...nuclear launch detected."

why do we have to post to play games

It isn't games...It's just...fun.
Wanna die? jk

*En_taro_shrimpy enters area of fighting with guns strapped to his entire body. He goes and makes an alliance with aster. then pulls out bazooka and blows off dpirzadah's head and laughs as the blood drenches him.*

Haha! Everybody, DIE DIE DIE!
*Jumps in Chaos Army chopper and flies away to get bombs*
"Sorry to leave you in the lurch shrimp! Hahaha!"\
Current Allies: FireKame, Mr. Camo, Dashrike, Ent, Kiko, Rayne