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Report, edit, etc...Posted by glytchur on 2005-11-01 at 17:58:32
GRANTED, but you make too many haxor friends and they all hax yor compootar omg

i wish i wasnt so sexy...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-01 at 17:59:44
Granted. You're not sexy, but girls still dig you.

I wish I hadnt crashed my computer.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-11-01 at 18:00:02
Granted, you look like yoshi and pick up no chicks... Granted, you blow up your computer.


I wish you werent such a blaming blam of a blaming wonderful friend cigarette that you and your african friends are. blam.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-11-01 at 18:18:49
GRATED but you die from confusion

i wish i was taller
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-01 at 18:39:50
Granted, you become 305', 11" tall.

I wish I could see my warn level.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-01 at 19:00:55
Granted, you see that it's at 300% and that means automatic ban.

I wish I had a girlfriend.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2005-11-01 at 19:02:51
Granted, but she only is your girlfriend because you are rich.


I wish I could fly.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-01 at 19:03:52
granted, but the first time you lift off, you crash into a wall and break every bone in your body

i wish i had a penny for everytime someone hates me
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-01 at 19:06:01
GRANTED suddenly everyone starts disliking you.

I wish I was cheesus.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2005-11-01 at 19:06:40
Prices get inflated, so pennies aren't worth anything anymore.

I WISH I COULD TRAVEL TIME
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2005-11-01 at 19:08:50
Syphon is certainly enjoying himself..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-01 at 19:10:03
granted, you walk across the street named: Time Avenue

i wish i could finish my hw, finish my maps, become a regular in sen, and learn how to treat third degree burns in one hour
Report, edit, etc...Posted by 00cnr on 2005-11-01 at 19:10:51
GRANTED!!! but you spend so much time doing all of that that you get fat and crush your lungs

I wish i was the president of the USA
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-01 at 19:11:28
QUOTE(ArbitraryViolence @ Nov 1 2005, 06:08 PM)
Syphon is certainly enjoying himself..
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Yes I am...



GRANTED, unfortunantly you sucumb to 4th degree burns and o-0 can't save you.

I wish this wasn't so much fun!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-01 at 19:16:53
Granted, it isnt. You die of boredom.

I wish I had less laziness.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-01 at 19:20:00
granted, but you are so active that you die from being tired

i wish i knew if the girl i like likes me.....(she keeps taking glances at me but wont say anything.....)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-01 at 19:20:56
Granted. She likes you, but has an STD.

I wish all stupid people would die.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-01 at 19:25:00
QUOTE(Kow @ Nov 1 2005, 06:20 PM)
Granted. She likes you, but has an STD.
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NOOOOOOO!!!! X(

granted, but all smart people have to suffer by having to do the stupid people's labor work

i wish i could live to see artificial intelligence being made (dont let em be evil XD)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-11-01 at 19:43:58
GRANTED but it becomes the matrix

i wish i could orgasam on command
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-01 at 19:47:06
Granted. You make messes all over and girls think you're nasty.

I wish I could kill all the al queda peoples
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-01 at 19:48:57
Granted! But now you're stuck over there.

I wish I could bag Jill Hennessy.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-11-01 at 19:49:22
GRANTED but now im gona tell her you said that
i wish for unlimited hookers
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2005-11-01 at 19:50:36
Granted, but they are sent to space and die.

I wish I weren't cool.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-11-01 at 19:52:17
GRANTED but you comit susuide because ur become a loser
i wish i was a duck
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-01 at 19:56:00
Granted, but you get killed during hunting season.

I wish that LegacyWeapon became a turnip.
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