Sorry to break the theme thing but....
Haiku is boring.
Maybe I should lock this thread.
Sorry, just joking.
Next theme: Teletubbies
you just had to take the 100th post didn't you moose?
A teletubbie
teletubbies are scary
I hate them so much
worms
my dog has worms, ew
i found them in his wriggling poo
then I stewed them, woo
^Rhymes, pwn't
pneumonultramicroscopisilicovolcanoconiosis... < topic
Volcanic dust fills
My lungs, causing that dis-
ease, i will now die.
Hehe, helps when you know the defenition
Next subject: sunglasses
Sunglasses protect.
They keep your eyes very safe.
From the Sun's bad rays.
Next one: starcraft (sorry if its been done)
Many a ling rush.
Units exploding into
large red bloody pools.
Next topic: Onions
Onions are like ogres.
They can terrorize people.
And eat some children.
Next topic: Eating children.
Eating children time
Dash of salt, put in the oven
Set for 10 minutes
Next Topic: Hellan Keller
m3h
Hellen Keller
better off dead...
or eaten alive
Next: George Bush
I'm going to have to break the trend to address something.
XGuy, that was wrong
That's not a haiku, stupid
It is 5-7-5
Next topic: George Bush
George Bush is Awesome
I dont know why people hate
They are a commy
What ever you want
Whatever I want?
I could talk about gumdrops?
but instead its over
@Xeno I think Haikus can be 5-7-5-7-5 too n crap
Next Topic: crackers
So many people are not going
5
7
5
Crackers rhymes with crack
I love crack....ers They are good
And sometimes crunchy.
Crack is blocky, and kinda white.
Crack doesn't taste good.
Next one = palendromes.
Palendrones are gay
I dont even know what they are
they sound gay to me
Next Topic: popcorn
They pop-pop all day
I love them, and I'm not gay
I am so pretty.
Next Theme: XxPacmaynExX
Some people are gay
But none are so gay like him
You know who it is.
Next topic: diarrhea
Squirming in my pants
I need some peptol bismol
damn mexican food...
Next topic: Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Revived, biatch.
Peanut butter sucks
Jelly is not much better
Together they rule
Next topic: reviving threads
Back from the dead, eh?
I'm happy this thread is back.
Haikus are great fun.
Next topic: Spaceships blowing up other spaceships.
[center]Shoot and it goes boom.
Lasers, Cannons and bombers!
The war ends right now.[/center]
Next Topic: Family Guy
Oh, Family Guy...
Where has the funny gone to?
You annoy me now.
Next subject: Turtles (And why they are awesome)
Where is the flavor
You are stale and lifeless
You taste like turtles
Next: Knock knock jokes
Knock knock
Who's there ?
Your .....
Money
That's not a haiku, Jammed.
You can't just write crap and call it a haiku, it's 5-7-5, get it straight.
Money is awesome
It's much cooler than Jammed is
Burn he just got owned
Next topic: thinking you're writing a haiku but you're really not
I'm indecisive.
I want to write a haiku
But I need motive.
Pinwheel