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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2006-06-14 at 16:06:08
Sorry to break the theme thing but....

Haiku is boring.
Maybe I should lock this thread.
Sorry, just joking.

Next theme: Teletubbies
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2006-06-14 at 16:55:15
you just had to take the 100th post didn't you moose? tongue.gif

A teletubbie
teletubbies are scary
I hate them so much


worms
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-06-14 at 20:22:10
my dog has worms, ew
i found them in his wriggling poo
then I stewed them, woo

^Rhymes, pwn't

pneumonultramicroscopisilicovolcanoconiosis... < topic
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-06-14 at 20:40:07
Volcanic dust fills
My lungs, causing that dis-
ease, i will now die.

Hehe, helps when you know the defenition smile.gif

Next subject: sunglasses
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Urmom(U) on 2006-06-14 at 21:04:07
Sunglasses protect.
They keep your eyes very safe.
From the Sun's bad rays.

Next one: starcraft (sorry if its been done)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-06-14 at 21:27:19
Many a ling rush.
Units exploding into
large red bloody pools.

Next topic: Onions
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-06-14 at 21:32:12

Onions are like ogres.
They can terrorize people.
And eat some children.



Next topic: Eating children.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-06-14 at 23:51:58
Eating children time
Dash of salt, put in the oven
Set for 10 minutes

Next Topic: Hellan Keller
Report, edit, etc...Posted by XGuy on 2006-06-15 at 00:41:46
m3h

Hellen Keller
better off dead...
or eaten alive

Next: George Bush
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2006-06-15 at 12:14:08
I'm going to have to break the trend to address something.

XGuy, that was wrong
That's not a haiku, stupid
It is 5-7-5

Next topic: George Bush
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-06-15 at 12:37:34
George Bush is Awesome
I dont know why people hate
They are a commy

What ever you want
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-06-15 at 12:46:22
Whatever I want?
I could talk about gumdrops?
but instead its over

@Xeno I think Haikus can be 5-7-5-7-5 too n crap

Next Topic: crackers
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-06-15 at 13:52:43
So many people are not going
5
7
5

Crackers rhymes with crack
I love crack....ers They are good
And sometimes crunchy.
Crack is blocky, and kinda white.
Crack doesn't taste good.

Next one = palendromes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-06-15 at 17:31:31
Palendrones are gay
I dont even know what they are
they sound gay to me

Next Topic: popcorn
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2006-06-15 at 17:39:22
They pop-pop all day
I love them, and I'm not gay
I am so pretty.

Next Theme: XxPacmaynExX
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2006-06-17 at 12:54:11
Some people are gay
But none are so gay like him
You know who it is.

Next topic: diarrhea
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2006-06-17 at 13:36:19
Squirming in my pants
I need some peptol bismol
damn mexican food...

Next topic: Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2006-07-22 at 19:52:49
Revived, biatch.

Peanut butter sucks
Jelly is not much better
Together they rule

Next topic: reviving threads
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-07-22 at 19:56:05
Back from the dead, eh?
I'm happy this thread is back.
Haikus are great fun.



Next topic: Spaceships blowing up other spaceships.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dada on 2006-07-22 at 20:00:00
[center]Shoot and it goes boom.
Lasers, Cannons and bombers!
The war ends right now.
[/center]

Next Topic: Family Guy
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-07-23 at 04:31:06
Oh, Family Guy...
Where has the funny gone to?
You annoy me now.

Next subject: Turtles (And why they are awesome)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2006-07-23 at 10:30:11
Where is the flavor
You are stale and lifeless
You taste like turtles

Next: Knock knock jokes
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-07-23 at 10:33:33
Knock knock
Who's there ?
Your .....

Money
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2006-07-23 at 11:38:20
That's not a haiku, Jammed.
You can't just write crap and call it a haiku, it's 5-7-5, get it straight.

Money is awesome
It's much cooler than Jammed is
Burn he just got owned

Next topic: thinking you're writing a haiku but you're really not
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-07-23 at 12:15:38
I'm indecisive.
I want to write a haiku
But I need motive.

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