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*slipping a mickey is not drinking the beer*
*puts on some good music*

*dances to the music with firekame*
*Walks into the bar*
"Ouch!"
*comes back in the bar and police are there*
" hey get lost police,this is MY bar"
*throws out the police and calls the police and they were arrested*

"Hey Cam, aren't you 9?"
*kicks cam out for being too young*

[center]"We don't condone underage drinking in this bar!"
*Looks around*
"Hey, Mr.Camel! What'chya been up to, lately?"[/center]

*Walks in*
*Puts on "Touch Myself" by The Devinals*
*Starts singing*

[center]*Touches himself*
*Gets kicked out of another bar*[/center]

*twitches*
*waits for the drugs to set in the effected members*
"Only time...only time..."
*sips her clean coke*

*Still wants a coke, on the rocks.*
"Kame, get me that coke!"
"And uh... nothing much Nukee."

*already gave camo a coke, but gives him one with the love potion in it*
"Here you go, camo!

*Walks in*
*Sees FireKame*
"I Remember when you kicked my @$$ to hell in starcraft last year"
*Walks out*

[center]*Laughs at Torrasque*
"Haha, you turd burgaler, you didn't just get your @$$ kicked, you got dominated."
*Sips his drugged coke*
"WTF-zer0rz?!"
*Passes out*[/center]

*Looks around*
"Why is everyone flying?"

*Shoots at Torrasque*
"FK beat you? LOL!"

"This BeeR is pretty striong"
"Give... some to my... arab friends...."

*Shoots the floor*
"is good"

"Dude, i havent meleed in three years"
"Isnt that Racis BeeR"
*Grabs BeeR*
*Pulls out Ak-47*
*shoots Everyone but Firekame*
*Suicides*


*Comes back as a necromancer*
"LETS BRING IT"

"Rexy, nukee and Fk Are Dead"
*Slaps Rexy Across the face*
"Take That ß i t c l-l"

*Takes of ruined Body Armour get this is useless now*
"You might've not melee'd for 3 years but FK has never Melee before"

"Beer, she told me she had meleed like 5 times that night"
"GG, Owned"
*Kills Rexy Again*
"Die Already ass"

*Drinks his coke*
*Kicks nukee*

*rocket-bungee† jumps off of everyone's head, kicks BeeR in the balls, hurts his toe, punches Mr.Camo in the nose, hurts his fist, head-butts Tazzy, gets a headache, takes some morphine, becomes an addict, decides he doesn't like being an addict, unaddicts himself, kills the Arabs, and gets an odd, purple, frothing, smoking, gooey, bubbling drink from Tazzy's secret-room*

†It's where you tie a bungie cord to your feet and the ground(or in this case, someone's head), so that when yuou rocket jump, it pulls you into the ground and splatters you, but I have level 57 Ironic Leggings so it didn't hurt me

[center]"I CAN'T DIE! I'M ALREADY DEAD!"
*Turns ghosty*
"Woooooo I'm terrifying!"
*Gets bored*
*Orders another bleach*
"Man, these things are addictive!"[/center]

*Watches the chaos*
*Leaves*

*enters the bar*
"huh...?"
*leaves*

"Hey aqo, wanna go to happyland?"