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Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-09-01 at 00:05:56
Syphon8 gets suffucated under the weight of his obeise brother
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-01 at 00:08:40
[center]the_man103 mistakes a pinecone for a suppository.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-01 at 00:11:02
Nuke starts a rather large cult that believes he is a spiritual leader, however come time for the mass suicide they just laugh at him while pretending to drink the kool-aid.
long story short he dies alone with 2400 people laughing at him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-01 at 00:12:23
[center]They way I make Kool-Aid, it is deadly.
syphon8 was in nuke's cult, but didn't get the memo about not killing yourself.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-09-01 at 00:14:10
nuclearrabbit took a dare to climb an electric fence with tragic results
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-01 at 00:15:51
the man tried pissing on the third rail to see if the mythbusters were right.... They weren't
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-01 at 00:17:00
[center]Electric fences aren't so bad.
I kill syphon8 by beating him to death with a USB hub.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-09-01 at 00:20:53
Nuclearrabbit walked into a soup kitchen eating a 6 foot sub he was devoured with his sub
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-01 at 00:22:52
[center]the_man103 doesn't understand the term 'burn a CD', so he accidentally burns his house down, killing him.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-09-01 at 00:31:28
Bush nukes nuclearrabbit.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-09-01 at 00:33:52
Rexy eats a cleverly positioned poison cheeto
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-01 at 00:39:11
[center]nuclearrabbit eats the_man103.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-09-01 at 00:40:35
i stab nuclearrabbit for telling me how to "burn a cd" he dies days later
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-01 at 01:31:43
I mistake the_man103 for an aluminum can and so I take him down to the recycle center for a few cents. Months later, I see the_man's flattened face on a can of Pepsi and wonder "what the duece?"

Everyone, please recycle. lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-01 at 01:42:33
doodan is killed genericly
Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-09-01 at 01:51:57
Syphon dies when he tries to jump over a land mine apparently leaping is not his strength
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-01 at 01:54:39
the man is dragged off into the woods by a blair witch in a style most befitting a horror movie, over then next few days he is slowly disembowled... he is never seen alive again

27 days later a tape comes up on the internet of him having sex with paris hiltons ex-boyfriend.... to death
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PlayaR on 2005-09-01 at 01:55:51
syphon takes a walk outsides and suddenly a planes crashes right on him
Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-09-01 at 01:59:07
GgG-PlayaR sees a old lady in distress runs to her aid and gets hit by a bus
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PlayaR on 2005-09-01 at 02:25:22
the man103 goes on a cruise but a whale knocks down the boat and then a swarm on hungry great white sharks attack the man103
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-09-01 at 02:48:54
QUOTE(syphon8 @ Sep 1 2005, 02:15 PM)
the man tried pissing on the third rail to see if the mythbusters were right.... They weren't
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I love mythbusters...

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GgG-PlayaR sees a old lady in distress runs to her aid and gets hit by a bus


I can just imagine that....

Anyway GgG was picked up by a big muscly black man in a ferrari by being offered candy. He is never seen again.

EDIT: I think this is more popular than what the heck are you listening to...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-01 at 03:17:21
Tearshed mistakes a bunch of laxative tablets for candy and devours several bottles of them. He later craps his own guts out and dies.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-09-01 at 04:06:47
Where do you get your ideas?

Anyway Doodan is driving his brand new Mazda RX-8 down a 2 lane country road at triple the speed limit, talking about the car mainly and life with his girlfriend sitting next to him. While being distracted by his girlfriend a huge semi-trailer is going accross a junction just ahead. Doodan looks ahead, relises the situation hand applies the handbrake. The car starts spinning all over the road, his girlfriend screaming, luckily the RX-8 slides right under the semi, just small enough to fit through (by 2 inches!). Doodan gains control of the car and stops it sideways across the road. Phew! That was a close one! he said to his girlfriend, even though completely shocked, still alive. Then a ute comes along and smashes into the back of the car and the car spins into the side of the road. Doodans girlfriend is out cold but still breathing and the ute keeps on driving on.

Because Doodans an OK guy he lives but suffers a broken arm and a concussion.

DONT SPEED YOU MIGHT DIE!

But since someone has to die, GgG gets mistaken for a terroist and gets shot by the S.W.A.T. team
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PlayaR on 2005-09-01 at 04:24:53
QUOTE(Tearshed @ Sep 1 2005, 04:06 AM)
But since someone has to die,  gets mistaken for a terroist and gets shot by the S.W.A.T. team
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nice ending lol

ok back to topic

tearshed's friend had invited him to a party at a roof top on a building. and in the party the guy play catch with a baseball and tearshed's friend throws the balls a tad off target. tearshed thinks he can dive and catch the ball so he dives and he dives right off the building and smacks down on a sidewalk right in front of a civilian. oh and he DID catch the ball so NICE CATCH biggrin.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-09-01 at 04:39:07
NICE ONE!

Errr, you die from constipation.
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