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Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-09-01 at 15:34:47
Tearshed gets real drunk and picks a fight with an arsenist he ends up burnt to a crisp
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-01 at 15:38:10
the man visits korea with his dog, shumabado, after he loses it and discovers it hanging in the window of an all korean eatery he grows depressed and pluges himself off the korean cliffs into the korean sea. But he lands on a korean trash boat. Depressed and incredibly smelly he makes his way back to the korean main-land and enters a korean internet cafe, he sits on a korean chair and plays korean starcraft for 47 hours, then is suddenly killed by korean cardiac arrest brought on by a barage of the word "korean"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-09-01 at 15:42:19
shumabado escapes the clutches of the evil koreans and kills syphon8 for killing me
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-01 at 15:48:28
Shumabado goes about his happy life until he meets your true dog, MAGGIE (cue ominous music)

The dogs get into a fight and you sit idley by and watch, eventually magie tears shumabado in half and you have to drag the carcass out to the curb. At the curb you are hit by a drunk garbage man in a mail truck.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-01 at 16:02:00
syphon8 drowns in a toilet cause he was given diarria by his coca cappacino that i paid the bartender to rig with laxidives.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-09-01 at 16:04:06
The toothfairy walks into a volcano for no apparent reason
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-01 at 16:09:40
the_man103 gets a sex change and becomes the_woman69 and gets raped to death by a bottle of hot sause
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-01 at 16:16:44
QUOTE(Toothfariy @ Sep 1 2005, 02:09 PM)
the_man103 gets a sex change and becomes the_woman69 and gets raped to death by a bottle of hot sause
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Dies of a small hammer that was left in the back of his head during heart surgery... That's right.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-01 at 16:22:25
syphon8 dies because he was the doctor doing the operation and who is now the_woman69 apparent had a highly contages deseise that syphon8 cause due to blood on blodd contact with the_woman69
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2005-09-01 at 17:06:38
A kid will throw a coin in your mouth and you will choke to death. devil.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by glytchur on 2005-09-01 at 17:12:12
sum1 drink teh beer_keg and without anything in him, hes just an empty shell...

and dies...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-01 at 17:31:21
An alleged death by uncreative fairy (yet again) befalls glytcher
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dark_templar_99 on 2005-09-01 at 17:47:21
syphon8 vs dark_templar_99: Nuklear Launch Detected. Nough said.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-01 at 17:58:11
Conky comes out of darks siggy and Mistakes Him for a gaint bottle of beer and drinks him 2 death
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-01 at 19:08:38
a magical ying yang geine comes out of no where and grants my wish to give me a tic tac to end up choking YaeXirillion til he dies.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-01 at 19:19:57
An Enron executive mistakes Toothfariy for an important document and puts him in a paper shredder.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-01 at 19:27:57
nice lol

doodan was cooking when a meatball jumped out of his spegetti and made a tsunami of noodles and tomato sause and doodan drown in all of it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-01 at 19:45:11
Tooth fairy has to go get a tooth from a kid, unfortunantly the kid is a crocodile, the crocodile and his family proceed to eat the tooth fairy
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-01 at 19:57:35
syphon8 creates a "Would you miss me if I died" thread and when no one replies after several days........ he has a spiritual enlightenment.

He becomes a priest and when he mistakes a snake pit for a 10 year old boy, he eagerly jumps in and is bitten to death by the snakes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-01 at 19:58:31
Doodan is killed by something strongly resembling big-foot with a high powered sniper rifle
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-01 at 21:11:47
SYphon8 is killed by a mob of people who are tired of him Changing his avy so much....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-01 at 21:13:13
QUOTE(YaeXirillion @ Sep 1 2005, 07:11 PM)
SYphon8 is killed by a mob of people who are tired of him Changing his avy so much....
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Gordon Shumway jumps out of my avatar and beats you down just before I get rid of him and get another insignificant picture
Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-09-01 at 21:15:29
Pieman seeks revenge on syphon8 for betraying him
Syphon is no more
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-01 at 21:16:49
A mob of hippys out of some1s Avatar JUmps out and kills him and permently Expels him from posting.....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-01 at 21:19:18
The group of non-existant hippies goes on a rampage killing everything in their path, however only Yae believes in them, and everyone else is completely unharmed
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