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Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-09-01 at 21:33:06
Syphon8 prepares for any death imaginable
No one tries to kill him and he dies of exaustion
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-01 at 23:50:29
the_man103 mistakes himself for an escaping convict and has a prison guard shoot him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-02 at 00:12:47
Doodan spends 7 years sitting on a couch then decides to go for a jog, dies from 9 consecutive heart attacks
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-02 at 00:14:19
[center] *nuclearrabbit smites syphon8 hardcore*[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-02 at 00:15:42
Nuclearrabit ignites
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-02 at 00:17:51
[center]nuclearrabbit hugs hamma while on fire... and doesn't let go.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-02 at 00:23:57
Someone mistakes nuclearrabbit for legitimate income and enters that on their income tax forms. The government takes 37%(or whatever it is) of his body. Part of that piece was his head. He dies.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-02 at 00:28:46
[center]I drop anvils on Doodan in a comical manner.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-02 at 00:30:07
But people never die that way... Just get flat...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-02 at 00:31:52
[center]He didn't have an umbrella.
hamma gets run over by a truck full of NGL.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-02 at 00:35:07
Nuclearrabit takes a leak on a lightbulb.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-02 at 00:37:23
[center]Hamma gets racially profilied by the cops in Yemen, and it is decided that he's a terrorist. He is quickly hit with a missile.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-02 at 00:43:22
I was recently commented that if i went to Ireland, everyone would think I was a terrorist. Apparently i look like an IRA.



Nuclearrabit gets mistooken for Marco The Snitch while taking a vacation in Italy, and gets a radical mafia death.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-02 at 00:46:18
[center]I put a pipebomb under hamma's chair. In doing so I needed to remove a few screws to fit it in. When he sits down, he tips over, bangs his head on a nearby table, and dies. 27 seconds later his body's blown apart.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-02 at 00:55:31
I cut off nukes arm with a rusty fork and beat him to death with it, then I feed the corpse to baboons on acid
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-02 at 00:57:45
I mistake syphon8 for a Pube Mupit video on Newgrounds.com and BLAM him to death.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-09-02 at 00:58:32
Nuclearrabbit falls off a cliff onto a pillow factory in simpsons fashion
The factory explodes
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-02 at 01:10:57
Hahahah! You missed me! Since I didn't get killed, I stick out my foot and trip the_man103 just to taunt him. But he dies from the fall so he won't hear me laughing.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-09-02 at 07:29:38
Doodan is (ironically) mistaken for a cheeseburger and eaten by that guy who advertises for subway.

(Its ironic becasue Doodan is always going Blah was mistaken for....)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-02 at 12:53:38
Tearshed was playing with a killer bee hive and then is unexplicably brought to the ground by ALF.... On a killing spree
Report, edit, etc...Posted by i-beat-u on 2005-09-02 at 13:48:29
i-beat-u : heh heh closedeyes.gif i farted

syphon8 : *dies*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by glytchur on 2005-09-02 at 13:54:04
i-beat-u infact didnt beat me, because i beat him...

u lose...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-09-02 at 14:37:13
I ask glytcher to look at some of my maps. he dies from seeing how sucky they are and my horrible version of map editor devourers his body. and pie.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-02 at 14:48:30
I sit down and have a serious conversation with fatal about the universe, 7.3 seconds in his head explodes
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-09-02 at 15:19:35
syphon then hacks into my computer and looks at my maps saying, "they cant be that bad". same fate as glytcher, except my puppy eats him instead tongue.gif
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