Syphon8 prepares for any death imaginable
No one tries to kill him and he dies of exaustion
the_man103 mistakes himself for an escaping convict and has a prison guard shoot him.
Doodan spends 7 years sitting on a couch then decides to go for a jog, dies from 9 consecutive heart attacks
[center] *nuclearrabbit smites syphon8 hardcore*[/center]
[center]nuclearrabbit hugs hamma while on fire... and doesn't let go.[/center]
Someone mistakes nuclearrabbit for legitimate income and enters that on their income tax forms. The government takes 37%(or whatever it is) of his body. Part of that piece was his head. He dies.
[center]I drop anvils on Doodan in a comical manner.[/center]
But people never die that way... Just get flat...
[center]He didn't have an umbrella.
hamma gets run over by a truck full of NGL.[/center]
Nuclearrabit takes a leak on a lightbulb.
[center]Hamma gets racially profilied by the cops in Yemen, and it is decided that he's a terrorist. He is quickly hit with a missile.[/center]
I was recently commented that if i went to Ireland, everyone would think I was a terrorist. Apparently i look like an IRA.
Nuclearrabit gets mistooken for Marco The Snitch while taking a vacation in Italy, and gets a radical mafia death.
[center]I put a pipebomb under hamma's chair. In doing so I needed to remove a few screws to fit it in. When he sits down, he tips over, bangs his head on a nearby table, and dies. 27 seconds later his body's blown apart.[/center]
I cut off nukes arm with a rusty fork and beat him to death with it, then I feed the corpse to baboons on acid
I mistake syphon8 for a Pube Mupit video on Newgrounds.com and BLAM him to death.
Nuclearrabbit falls off a cliff onto a pillow factory in simpsons fashion
The factory explodes
Hahahah! You missed me! Since I didn't get killed, I stick out my foot and trip the_man103 just to taunt him. But he dies from the fall so he won't hear me laughing.
Doodan is (ironically) mistaken for a cheeseburger and eaten by that guy who advertises for subway.
(Its ironic becasue Doodan is always going Blah was mistaken for....)
Tearshed was playing with a killer bee hive and then is unexplicably brought to the ground by ALF.... On a killing spree
i-beat-u : heh heh
i farted
syphon8 : *dies*
i-beat-u infact didnt beat me, because i beat him...
u lose...
I ask glytcher to look at some of my maps. he dies from seeing how sucky they are and my horrible version of map editor devourers his body. and pie.
I sit down and have a serious conversation with fatal about the universe, 7.3 seconds in his head explodes
syphon then hacks into my computer and looks at my maps saying, "they cant be that bad". same fate as glytcher, except my puppy eats him instead