Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-02 at 15:43:38
My extreme schnauzer comes to take revenge, but ends up falling asleep. Unfortunantly he falls asleep on your face and you suffocate
Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-09-02 at 17:04:24
Syphon8 falls alseep next to a fire with many blankets on him
He sweats so much he dies from dehydration
He sweats so much he dies from dehydration
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-02 at 17:12:53
Matt style ehh?
The man venture sinto the forest to have a picnic in a meadow, unbeknowest to him however, he is being watched...
He picnics for 7 minutes before being eaten alive by a swarm of 700 billion fuzzy little caterpillars
The man venture sinto the forest to have a picnic in a meadow, unbeknowest to him however, he is being watched...
He picnics for 7 minutes before being eaten alive by a swarm of 700 billion fuzzy little caterpillars
Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-09-02 at 17:14:22
Syphon8 is minding his own buisnesses swimming when a german short-hair pointer attempts to save him and kills him in the process
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-02 at 17:54:28
the_man103 goes to the hospital to get a vesectomy. However, the surgeon mistook what he said for a castration. When the_man103 awakens to discover what happened, he goes postal and kills everyone in the hospital including, but not limited to, himself.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-09-02 at 18:02:40
Doodan said the zeeky word.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-02 at 18:43:45
I kill teardshed by blaring Motion city soundtract in his ear
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-09-02 at 18:58:40
Ummm...I place a zeeky doll next to Xiri (only people who have watched the demented cartoon movie(in my sig) will undersand what I'm saying)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-02 at 19:08:21
tearshed is torn limb from limb but the kodiak marmoset, the worlds largest smallest mammal
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-02 at 19:21:06
Blizzard mistakes syphon8 for hax and creates a patch that negates him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-02 at 19:53:44
QUOTE(Doodan @ Sep 2 2005, 05:21 PM)
Blizzard mistakes syphon8 for hax and creates a patch that negates him.
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They've actually done that before
doodan is killed by a sheep possesed by satan
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-02 at 22:17:47
[center]syphon8 is killed by a sheep possesed by nuclearrabbit.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-02 at 23:13:16
On the way to make your almost anual confession with a priest you get in the head by a rock, causing you to develop tourettes syndrome.
When talking to said priest you begin with a traditional "bless me father, for I have sinned" but when it comes time for your next words you screw up and say "Six of the best years of my life" The priest proceeds to snap your neck and bend you over.
When talking to said priest you begin with a traditional "bless me father, for I have sinned" but when it comes time for your next words you screw up and say "Six of the best years of my life" The priest proceeds to snap your neck and bend you over.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-03 at 00:45:41
Syphon8 got nominated for giantest douche in the universe and commets sucicide
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-03 at 01:14:21
YaeXirillion mistakes a live hand grenade for piece of candy.
BOOOOOOMM!!!1
BOOOOOOMM!!!1
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-03 at 03:42:22
Doodan rights a song while visiting relatives in stockholm, it proceeds to reach the top of the swedish charts despite the fact that it's about the spainiards and the portugease and their shortcomings, on the way home his flight is laid over in spain, Doodan doesn't survive the night.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-03 at 14:42:51
syphon8 died to death 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheOddAngel on 2005-09-03 at 14:55:44
The toothfariy loses the teeth that he was colecting and has a mental breakdown and comits suicide...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-09-03 at 14:58:51
theoddangel...dies... 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-03 at 15:16:18
mr.ex becomes mr.hex and is entered into my computer and then deleted!! muhahhahaa
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheOddAngel on 2005-09-03 at 15:45:11
^ gets sat on by a cow ^
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-03 at 15:47:04
god removes all odd angels from existance and only keeps the even one's 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-09-03 at 16:07:23
tooth fairy sits on a whoopie cushion and thinks he farts...then eventually he dies XD 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-03 at 16:18:46
the ex in mr.ex stands for ex-alive in thus you dont exist ne more by the power of pun's
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-09-03 at 16:20:01
i dont exist but i am a dead spirit so i can haunt you and then i can make u go insane, so ur dead 