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yae gets sucked into a time portal and dies of getting trapped in a death portal

In the last second I use Whiplash teleport and switches places with mr. ex

u sent me to anothr portal which lead me to ur house, i sneeak up behind and then kill you slowly

Fatalexception is eaten by a cliche.

shatter was shattered by rocks

Mr.ex gets a fatal sunburn.

the iron chefs cook u into chicken noodle soup

The iron chef mistakes Mr.ex for a pepper and takes a big bite out of his artery.

after he bit me i grabbed a knife and stabbed him
i was bleeding to death but i threw the knife at shatter just in time and we both died

Matthew Perry finally realized that friends was cancelled, while walking through a park, heartbroken and distraught, he spots Mr. X and decides he doesn't like him, he chases him down and beats him to death while yelling things along the lines of "Could I BE anymore pissed?"

syphon8 dies in some un-orginal way that turns out to be a stupid pun

Toothfairy dies from difficulties during child labor.

doodan gets jumped by G-unit and they rape him and sing him candy shop and then they take doodan to the candy shop and buys doodan candy then they sing wanksta and shoot him

mr.ex get's his face attacked by a blender and tragicly gets in a car crash while it was all happening

the tooth fairy gets shot by 2pac and 2pac sings him "hit em up" and slaps him with money

a nasty redneck kid with long dirty fingernails slashes mr.ex with them and he dies from an infection caused by the dirty, jagged nails.

doodan gets smashed with pumpkins to death by little kids

Jack Carver from far cry and far cry 2 pops and and uses his far cry 2 powers. mr. ex tries to run away but Jack uses his new feral run ability and mr. ex's neck is slit by jack's fingernails (combined with feral strength), and mr. ex's corpse is repeatedly slashed with a butterfly knife.

fatal turns into a desktop icon and gets deleted and deleted again frm da recycle bin

Suddenly, max has a out of body experience. He watches as he starts to slowly die from a lack of oxygen from dancing so hard and long from listening to www.di.fm 's trance and drum and bass channel, and "black betty" by "Spiderbait". The music keeps on getting louder and louder until he goes deaf. Suddenly a hand half as big as the Empire State building throws a kiwi at Max. Max is not crushed by it, but the sourness of the kiwi juice kills him.

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...Wait a minute, this wasn't supposed to be how I died, it's supposed to be how the guy above me died! In that case, Mr.ex got killed by his ex-wife, Mrs.ex

While bending over to pick something up off the ground, SA_Max71 is hit in the butt by the Oscar Mayer Wiener-Mobile going over 100 mph. OUCH!

Gee, what is it with people trying to rape Archons? Luckily we are fast enough that we can get out of the way, grab a chair and something to drink, sit down, and watch as Dodan get's raped by the same Oscar Mayer Wiener-Mobile that was intended for me.

Poor, poor SA_Max71. Since Archons are the most powerful unit in the game (according to the Protoss, of course), Max thought he could take on the Terran defenses single handedly.

Terran troops reported the explosion was "awe-inspiring" and "very luminous" when SA_Max17 was hit by 30 Arcillite Shock Cannon shells at once.

Voyager doesn't die. No, but he wishs to die after being forced to watch the demented cartoon movie, a movie that waists 30 minutes of your life to watch it from the beginning to the end - for the rest of his life!

^ Just dies