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kellimus takes some fruity lsd and becomes fruity. he goes to a convention that doodan happens to be at. he reads doodan's name tag and says "that dan guy must be hot if someones name is doodan..." so hey finds a guy named dan and asks him out. it turns out that dan is an ex-spec. ops. squad leader and now works for the mafia. dan pulls out an M4A1 and duel wields it with an M249, and blasts kellimus's head off, before stabbing him with a chainsaw on overdrive.

I WANT MY HALF HOUR OF EXISTANCE BACK!

Voyager mistakes FatalException for SA_Max, and kills him in a fit of rage.

voyager takes a trip to australia and gets mauled by a rabid kangaroo

syphon8 mistakes a chainsaw for a toothbrush. Safe to say he doesn't make that mistake again.

the toothfariy (me) ended up saveing syphon8 b4 it happend and desided to pull a prank on doodan, and you know the rest.

But you forget that I am decicively evil, and BS you before you even turn around from killing doodan

i also forgot to mencion that i couldn't save you from the chainsaw and ur dead so u cant kill me

While listening to one of my bothersome stories that lead no where, such as "The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds—pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my blams—there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum—it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it."

I kick him really hard, so hard my foot goes right through him.

wow lol nice, you died again from being bit by a rabid man eating lemer and u died.

I quoted austin powers

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While being eaten by said lemer I stick my thumb on your forhead and use it to kill you slowly.

One Day when syphon is refering to himself in third person he forgot who he was and asw himself thinking he was a robber Stabbed himself in the heart....

Yae dies taking a dump worthy of a world record.

Painfully and slowly for impersonating a police man.

Painfully and slowly for impersonating Yoshi.

Painfully and slowly by endless ammounts of parallel construction.

Painfully and slowly after being paralzyed in africa and haveing numerous snails slowy suffocate you.

Syphon decides to test if he is indeed better then everyone by a slim margin
He challenges a sheriff to a pistol duel at dawn. That night he was killed in his sleep

the man was turned into the woman and he gets raped by insane freeaks

That one was already in

^ gets shot by a sniper rifle wielding penguin.

Also already done
Syphon thought it would be fun to travel to africa covered in honey
The ethiopeans strip him to the bone

Well, as the angel of death would do it, (the angel of death was a man that worked at the consentration camps during the holicost. He killed thousands of jew n' gypsies. His ways of killing were nasty. He called them "experiments") They are going to:

1)die in a gas chamber
2)freeze to death
3)get sown to some one else and die after some long periode of time
4)get your vital organs removed without anastesia
5)Smash off your hand and put acid on whats left.
6)Put chemicals in eyes to attempt to change their color.
7)Injections of oil
8)squeeze your eyes out of your sockets.
9)cut of limbs and bleed.

These are just some of the ways the angel of death killed people.

Attacked by a dog with a shifty look in its eyes

Killed by mel gibson because he wouldnt stop stalking him

Killed by the pope, you're just that evil.

syphon gets killed by the 1100+ replies to this forum post