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Granted, but your homework is of poor quality, and you fail all of your classes.

I wish I had psionic powers.

Granted. Problem is, they're so weak as to be nothing.


That doesn't make sense. Decisiveness wouldn't cause me to do that... a destruction of my habit of viewing all options before deciding would...

Anyways...
I wish that Earth would spontaneously explode, killing all humans.

One word:

Whatever.

Granted, but then you some how survived and turned gay.


I wish that all life and stuff just died!!! and no one can stop it from making it true!
and that everyone would ask the same questions above!!! making a big never ending chain!

Granted, but not only do all those killed creatures come back to life, but Yoshi becomes neurotic and randomly edits random posts- he just happens to edit only these posts, and he just happens to edit them to wish and corrupt as we would have if not for that wish.


First, I can't survive, as I'm a human. You should have said that I come back to life.
Second, I'm fine with surviving. There's no other humans.
Third... turned gay? Is that just some random thing you decided to add for no reason?

I wish I didn't have diahrea....

Granted, you no longer have to go to the bathroom due to diahrea. Actually, you don't have to poop ever again. It builds up in your large intestine, causing massive bloating as the top of your pelvic area now droops down to your legs, like you lost the muscles in your abs. As the pressure builds, your insides just rip apart from each other... internal bleeding... mixxed with your own filth... before you die, you could swear you could feel a big chunk of shit inside your brain, floating around.

And just because:

As the magical wish bringer stares at the effects of his spell imploding the universe, planets shattering into stars, massive explosions, he reads the rest of your wish only to find out you made two wishes! This is uncalled for, so, he reverses the spell and instead, turns you into a sheep. Not just any sheep though, THEE sheep the shepard likes to bang from behind. You spend the rest of your life sore and bleeding slowly from your ass.

I wish I could work for blizzard north as their l33test web designer, or whatever is in cali, without somehow dying in the process.

Granted. However, the only other possible applicant was mentally unstable. One day, after you get out of your car, he jumps out of the bushes, and slams a crowbar into the back out your neck repeatedly, until a fellow worker shoots you. You are paralyzed from the neck down, and seeing that you can't design web pages anymore, you lose your job. I wish that a hundred story tall Mecha Fonzee was destroying San Antonio.

Granted, but the mecha is destroyed by the National Guard, and San Antonio is rebuilt.

I wish I was an Infested Terran.

Granted. You become a mindless slave of Kerrigan, and immediately run into a terran base. Siege tanks pwn you. I wish Godzilla was played by Groucho Marx in all of the movies, instead of whoever already was.

Granted. But something happens and he died.

I wish that an "h" looked like "p" and a "p" looked like a "t" and a "t" looked like a "e" and a "e" looked like a "l" and a "l" looked like a "d" and a "d" looked like a "q" and a "q" looked like a "~" and a "~" looked like an "A" making all of the abouve an "A".

wouAAn'A AAaA bA nicA?

Granted, but everyone goes insane trying to read it and dies.

I wish I was a pimp.

Granted. But some pimp-hater kills you.

I wish the alphabet was reversed.

"ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA"
now I know my ZYXs....

The alphabet is reversed. But the person that does it got confused, so it gets reversed again, so it's like nothing ever happened.

I wish that I could create my perfect utopia as I imagine it, without human or other intervention.

Wish granted. Your utopia is created, and all is perfect. However, you suffer a severe brain injury that leaves you blind, deaf, and paralyzed from the neck down. You're not aware of the world around you, and you live the rest of your life isolated inside your mind. However, you keep thinking of the Blue Clues mail song, so it really sucks. I wish that Ben Stiller has a fatal heart attack in five minutes.

Your wish corruptions are never that bad...

Granted, he will have( ) heart attack in five minutes.
*EzDay2 checks his watch, "14:30:00"
*EzDay2 checks later, "14:34:59"
Theoretical: YAY!
*EzDay2 watches as Ben Stiller does not have a heart attack
Theoretical: ...omg... WTF?!
Me: 5 more minutes would be 14:39:59 now, so another 5 minutes... hahaha newb...
*EzDay2 watches as every four minutes, fifty-nine seconds, and an infinity of nines ever passes, it's another five minutes...

I wish that I lived in my imaginary land!
(Please try to keep the corruption in the context of it. For example, since it's my imaginary land, humans are not the dominant race; humans rebelling would be better then "you have a heartattack" or something like that =\)

Granted, but humans rebel, and during the course of the rebellion, you die.

I wish I was telepathic.

Granted. You read MiniMoose's mind, but all of his thoughts are in a strange Moose language that your brain cannot process. You are driven insane, you rip off all of your clothes and run out itno the streets, asking people for sexual favors while your mouth is foaming. Police arrest you, after brutalizing you. You are sent into a mental hospital, where you spend the rest of your days locked up in a padded room. I wish that The Muppets was back on the air while still good.

Granted, but they're swiftly cancelled in the wake of record-breaking low ratings.

I wish I was Mini Moose.

Granted. Your brain is switched with that of MiniMoose's. You are now a moose, and unable to communicate with anyone, and unable to type or use the internet, since you lack Moose's powers. Meanwhile, Moose hits on, dates, and has sex with every girl you have ever liked. I wish that people said norb instead of noob.

Granted. But a gea of silence is also placed on them, so that they can not say norb, either— they start saying n00b, instead.

I wish that 2hd would come back online...