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devilesk is killed by eating a grilled cheese sandwitch because it was too hot!!! and hes lactose intoleratent(sp?)

Bruteal steps onto a train. He sits lonely on the train while it slowly moves away. Several minutes pass. A cricket is chirping. He looks at the cricket. The cricket jumps at his face, and starts to bite him. 300 More crickets come in the train through holes and cracks and whatnot. While getting eaten alive, train crashes into a cliff and everyone on the train dies.

Someone slips a bottomless pit like in those cartoons right in front of MrrLL and he falls in.

JohnnyHazardous was pulling an enslaved MrrLL along when suddenly he feels himself falling...

Above Person gets killed by the Madness Depredation clown. (OMFG YOU DO NOT KILL CLOWN! CLOWN KILLS YOU!)

Ed331 dies because Ed330 was jealous and hit him over the head with a huge wooden, maggot infested...corndog.
Death on impact.

Ed331 was standing atop a catwalk at the time, and RexyRex was below him. Several hundred feet below him. The splatter formed a snowflake on the ground!
[Though I don't think any of you read it, the "snowflake" comment was a reference to Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, a webcomic]

EzDay dies from eating feces, which gives him syphilis.

My rotting corpse passed three-dozen various diseases, parasites and viruses to Willhelm when he passed within two meters of it.

Nuff' said.

Apparently, someone thought it would be great to try and break the laws of gravity. Too bad the fall from the cliff thought otherwise.

Ultimo dies from Ultima

Kellimus goes fishing one day. There is another fisher across the stream. The other fisher hooks his eye and won't let go. A horse ran out of the woods and shot him.

One day MrrLL was walking on a trail in a forest, telling someone one of his extrodinary stories.. But then a giant rock fell on his friend, and he backed up and fell backwards onto a jagged rock, which went right through his back. He finally unleashed himself from the rock, and wobbled up the trail, hoping to find help. But he walked like he had 56 bottles of beer, and he was losing blood. He ended up falling, and rolling down a hill, which lead to a cliff, which he flew off. He then fell 200 feet onto a jagged tip of a church spire, which went through his stomache to his back. The End.

warhammer40000 unknowingly farts near an open flame.

Xeno gets eaten alive by the Rasins in his av

kellimus trips... kinda pathetic isnt it?

Glytcher gets in a duel to the death with the pie monster, and loses.

Shatter... Shatters

WELL YYYA... ITS TEH PIE MONSTER, I MEAN CMON!

oh ya, kellimus u trip again...

Glytcher dies from a glitch in the matrix

DOH! u trip again! HA!

When he tripped, it was on top of a sky-scraper. You were within ten feet of where he landed, and a piece of bone went through your eye and pierced your brain.

the splattered brain, however, did splash into ezday's nearby mcflurry.
upon tasting the brain, he sent a lawsuit over to mcdonalds, who in turn, dispatched snipers to make waste of profit-reducing customer-sending-away complainers

The random Asian guy in Hofodom's avatar goes on a rampage and kills 28 people, Hofodomo included.