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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-01 at 19:56:42
GRANTED! But you have to eat him.

I wish I were still on SEN Survivor.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Infested-Jerk on 2005-11-01 at 20:00:01
Granted, except that the next challenge is who can kill you the fastest.

I wish that I know that you know that I know that you know that i know that you know that I know that you know that i know that you know that I know that my wish will be corrupted.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-11-01 at 20:01:43
Granted, but i didnt read the entire wish and I thought you wanted a billion pounds of pie.

I wish my name was larry. (EW)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Infested-Jerk on 2005-11-01 at 20:02:36
granted, except since the name lary is copyrighted you will be stoned to death.

I wish that my wish not be granted.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-01 at 20:02:58
I grant it out of spite.

I wish I had three more wishes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Infested-Jerk on 2005-11-01 at 20:04:20
Granted, except each wish is that you will recieve gay porn daily, without being able to not looka t it all.

I wish that my wish will be corrupted.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-11-01 at 20:14:19
Granted, I dont corrupt your wish.


I wish i had some macaronies.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-01 at 20:15:12
Granted, you get exactly 2 macaronies, each weighing 200,000 pounds.

I wish my laptop's USB ports would work properly.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Infested-Jerk on 2005-11-01 at 20:16:25
Granted, except that they collect every virus known to man.

I wish for nothing.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-01 at 20:18:10
Granted. But I give you something in addition.

I wish I had mind powers.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-01 at 20:19:18
Granted. You can hear everyone's thoughts, but go crazy because all the paranoia associated with it.

I wish I had 1 million dollars.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-01 at 20:20:06
Granted, you gain the power to read the mind of a sub-species of lice, known as lycan garconovi. It's not as useful as you imagined.

I wish that the person below me would die.

EDIT: Curse you, Kow!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Infested-Jerk on 2005-11-01 at 20:21:19
granted, except somehow you're the one posting this.

You wish for a long peaceful life.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-01 at 20:27:31
dont you mean YOU wish for a long peaceful life?

granted, but your peaceful life drives you crazy because it is too peaceful and you are never the same again

i wish i could stop posting in this forum and do my hw
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-01 at 20:29:15
Granted. Have fun! wink.gif

I wish that I could post this before Kow...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-01 at 20:30:43
Granted. But months later Kow becomes a mod and changes that.

I wish I was done with college
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-01 at 20:32:42
granted, but you dont get a diploma or a degree and become a hobo

i wish i could start a null game with as many posters as this one
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-11-01 at 20:38:30
Granted. But it becomes so full of posts and takes so much space on the SEN server, that SEN crashes.

I wish that "Q"s looked like a duck.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by brutetal on 2005-11-01 at 20:43:48
GRANTED but then the color font of it will always be with its background so you'll never be able to see it!

I wish for a sandwitch!. With cheese, ham, bacon, between two white bread, and with also keptcup, mustard, and mayonase. No zombie sandwitch, no living sandwitch, just a plain old regular sandwitch! with no tricks or jokes just a regular good tasty sandwitch and I do mean, NOT BURNT BUT the ham and bacon cooked to perfection!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-01 at 20:44:47
Granted, you choke on the sandwhich.

I wish I knew how to edit other people's topic titles. shifty.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-01 at 20:45:10
granted, but you get banned from sen by whoever can ban you for being a troublemaker

i wish to be immortal
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-01 at 20:47:37
Granted, but after being locked in a prison for 200,000,000 years, you realize immortality is not all it's cracked up to be.

I wish I didn't have a pickle.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by brutetal on 2005-11-01 at 20:50:27
Granted, you now don't have a pickel but now a long ruber like object shaped as a male mangina.

I wish for a drink of water!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-11-01 at 20:55:25
GRANTED but you drown in it

i wish i had a bigger dork
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sessase on 2005-11-01 at 20:56:19
Wish Granted; But the dork Eat you...


I wish I had reach the universal knowledge.
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