Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-04-23 at 21:54:09
Hey wait a second..Why are you participating, BeeR? Gonna hold another "Make me laugh and I'll give all my minerals but one to you!" contest 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-04-23 at 22:01:28
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No seriously... to quote Ron White, the almighty:
There was a guy, down in Florida, who said that at the age of 53 years old he was in good enough physical condition to withstand the wind, rain, and hail of a force-5 hurricane. Now, lemme explain somethin' to ya: It isn't *that* the wind is blowin'. It's *what* the wind is blowin'. If you get hit by a *Volvo*, it don't matter how many sit-ups you did that mornin'.
No seriously... to quote Ron White, the almighty:
There was a guy, down in Florida, who said that at the age of 53 years old he was in good enough physical condition to withstand the wind, rain, and hail of a force-5 hurricane. Now, lemme explain somethin' to ya: It isn't *that* the wind is blowin'. It's *what* the wind is blowin'. If you get hit by a *Volvo*, it don't matter how many sit-ups you did that mornin'.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2006-04-23 at 22:07:27
Doodan, you tie Moose to a chair. I'll get feather!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-04-23 at 22:15:05
Im sorry...
I love America!
I love America!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Raindodger on 2006-04-23 at 22:19:01
Moose is so manly even his sentences don't have periods.
BTW: I thought rules said no pictures? and
The US is already full of aliens, what's the big deal?
BTW: I thought rules said no pictures? and
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Aliens are invading new york, real bad..
The US is already full of aliens, what's the big deal?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-04-23 at 22:22:27
meh 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Raindodger on 2006-04-23 at 22:23:49
Wow, look at how many posts in one day.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Slyence on 2006-04-24 at 00:19:25
What people would actually do for some minerals, this is like Moose sitting on the highway and has a sign that sais...
"Make me laugh and I will pay you!"
Anyway, I guess I can give it a swing...
"Make me laugh and I will pay you!"
Anyway, I guess I can give it a swing...
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Clinton walks out into his garden one day and in the snow he says "illegitimate child" written in piss. He is so outraged he goes into the oval office and calls the CIA and FBI to tell them to find out who did this horrible thing to his garden. So they go out and investigate and when they return they say "Well Bill, we've got bad news and we've got worse news, which one would you like to hear first?" And Bill says, "What's the bad news?" The agent replies, "It was Al Gore." Aghast Bill yells, "That dirty no good son of a biznatch!!!!! What's the worse news?" So the agent says, "It was Hillary's handwriting..."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-04-24 at 00:26:15
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Im sorry...
I love America!
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I love America!
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WTF?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2006-04-24 at 01:50:01
I bet moose is cheating. XD
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lithium on 2006-04-24 at 03:19:03
[moose]LOLOLOLOPLROFLMAOLOPLOPLOPLHAHAHAHAROFLCOASTEROLLERS[/moose]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Moogle on 2006-04-24 at 03:46:07
Moose cannot laugh, he needs a sense of humour before this will ever happen. Just hit him on funny bone im sure he'll laugh in pain.
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\\Moogle
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kellodood on 2006-04-24 at 04:04:11
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my life is a joke...
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Awww. Do I hear the wambulence?
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs
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You lose.
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Moose cannot laugh, he needs a sense of humour before this will ever happen. Just hit him on funny bone im sure he'll laugh in pain.
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Heh.... I think Moogle wins.
And again I say this:
Ban me.
Any question, PM me before you do anything.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-24 at 07:18:22
Er...Why is everyone still putting links and pictures 
If men had periods, we would argue over whose tampon is bigger.
If men had periods, we would argue over whose tampon is bigger.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-04-24 at 07:22:59
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Wow, look at how many posts in one day.
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Well, this thread has the two things humans desire most, minerals and Moose
(lol!)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2006-04-24 at 16:23:46
You guys have done some good work. That's enough for now.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Raindodger on 2006-04-24 at 16:24:56
Nobody rofl'ed or lmao'd you. *cuts wrist*
EDIT: How come it says you never edited the origional post? Yet, you LoL'ed and KeKe'd? I think moose has secret conspiracy to try to get us to make jokes, and not pay! *Gets picket sign.. i mean torch* DOWN WITH MOOSE
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kyuubi. on 2006-04-24 at 17:01:33
here's a story about a $3000 toilet seat
source:
http://www.kfmb.com/story.php?id=35475
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Police Try To Flush Out Toilet Seat Thief
Last Updated:
01-20-06 at 7:52AM
The search will continue for a stolen toilet seat.
Police said a high-tech toilet seat valued at nearly $3,000 was stolen from a local storage facility Thursday.
The CB 7000 is a self-heating toilet seat, featuring everything from a bidet to a warm air dryer.
The company was attempting to market the seat here in San Diego for a company located on the East Coast.
Last Updated:
01-20-06 at 7:52AM
The search will continue for a stolen toilet seat.
Police said a high-tech toilet seat valued at nearly $3,000 was stolen from a local storage facility Thursday.
The CB 7000 is a self-heating toilet seat, featuring everything from a bidet to a warm air dryer.
The company was attempting to market the seat here in San Diego for a company located on the East Coast.
source:
http://www.kfmb.com/story.php?id=35475
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2006-04-24 at 17:13:43
QUOTE(Echo @ Apr 23 2006, 05:07 PM)
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It's one was a salted. Now it doesnt make any sense.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2006-04-24 at 17:15:55
Keke, I forgot to lock the topic after that post before. Game over, man.
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