Staredit Network

"Thats right, balls of steel"
*Shoots Ezday in the foot*

"You killed the Arabs, now you pay!"
*Hangs Ezday from the Fan in the roof*
*Turn the fan on High*

"LOL thats funny"
*BAM! his body hit someone*
"ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*walks in*
*Laughs at ezday*
"Gj beer"
*Walks out*

[center]"There's piles of bodies all over in this bar.. You gotta stop killing eachother."
*Gets killied by everyone in the bar*
"That sucked."[/center]

*laughs at beer*
"You rock."

*sits on the roof of the bar with a bottle of vodka*
"happyland will happy... it are shinings like a poke stick,"
"ya tolka gavaru paruski... ive mina nipanimayeti... da da, paruski... ya durak..."
*lights up the vodka left and throws into the bar*

*takes a look at the corpses strewn all over the bar*

"Wow, so many corpses."

*animates the corpses*

*is still alive, due to iron neck, and finds the fan-ride to be fun*
*cuts rope, flies into BeeR so hard that he slams through the wall on the opposite side of the room*
"Oops... sorry BeeR..."
"Wait... you shot me in the foot!"
*shoots BeeR in the foot twice*
*PWNT!*

"OW RIGHT INTO ME GJ BEER!!!"
"i didnt die MWHAHA im already dead cause im lord of evil"

*steals rexy's kitty in avatar*
"aww kitty"
*puts a bullet through the head of the cat*
"im afraid of commitment"

"OH "
"btw, you cant kill me, ive got tazzy's old position, now im undead MWHAHA "
*runs*

"The eagles lost"

*Stabs someone with a Patriot Shirt*
"Now I don't have to pay you the bet"

"Oh, you never die 'eh?"
*puts Neo in a grinder that would normally killa human in a couple seconds, but instead he lives causing him agonizing pain*
"Cats own you... -_-"

"OW WTF DUDE! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!" - To beer

"since im lord and master of everything evil and darkness, they use dark magic to heal me, mwhahaha"

"rexy, sowwy about the kitty "

*walks into bar*
*brings yoshis cat back to life*
*Gives cat to rexy*
"her ya go"
*slips rexy 1000 minerals*
*sits down*
"beer please"

"Teh ahhz? Wolf Is Equal Clan Invincible or Is Joke??"
*shoots self*
*revives and shoots self again*
*again*
*again*
*again*
*again*
*again*
*again*
*again*
*again*
*again*
"... that hurts, but it's fun!"

*Runs into the bar with hotdogs duct taped to body*
"OK PEOPLE GIVE ME THE BEER AND THE BEER THAT'S PASSED OUT/DEAD AND WE ALL LIVE!!"
*Nobody cooperates*
"DAMMIT THATS IT!!!"
*Attemps to detonate hotdogs*
*Passes out instantly*
[/drunk]

*randomly comes in with a helmet, grenades, body armor, a Sig-552,a P228, ammo, and a (BULLET-PROOF!) table*
*flips table to provide cover*
*loads and readies Sig-552*

"Who wants a gun-fight?!"

*Finds out the 100 hotdogs strapped with duct tape to body actually creates a nuclear bomb*

*Detonates self*

*Ends this RP*

*Realizes the RP is still alive and detonates again*

*Realizes nothing happened and goes back to being passed out*

*dies from explosion*
"Whoooooooaa....pretty colors......."
*finds 'Respawn' button*
*presses 'Respawn' button*
*respawns*
*does same stupid random showing-up-for-a-gunfight again*
*ACCIDENTLY SHOOTS SELF WITH SIG 552*
*does ALL OVER AGAIN*

*Becomes a mod and finds the little drop menu that closes topics*

*Attempts to close topic*

*Wishes he was a mod*

*Goes back to being passed out/dead*

*Comes in

*Tdnfthe1: OoOOoO HotDogs!

*Eats 5 Hotdogs

*Yummm.......<Begins to feel sick>

*Burp...Burp.....BELCH......(DOES THE OPPPOSITE OF BELCH)

*Get's an Ugly look from everyone in bar

*Grabs Hotdogs and walks out of Bar Casually

*As Walking out Gets realizes he didn't get a drink

*Granbs Shadow's Body(to make a shake) and leaves

*eats a chicken*

*changes nick to SN016*

"eh... so it's not IRC after all?"