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Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2005-09-11 at 20:48:38
gigantic boulder rolls over YaeXirillion
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-11 at 21:32:15
Dies of people laughing at him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-11 at 21:33:36
Syphon dies when Zero Wing move zig on him for great justice.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-09-11 at 21:35:00
Doodan dies from eating a heaping bowel of staple sauce.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-11 at 22:40:16
staple sause... lol

wilhelm dies cause right when this text changes to green tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dArKmIsChIeF on 2005-09-12 at 13:44:54
Toothfairy spent a nice day at Pizza Hut eating his private Meat Lover's Pizza with peperroni, sausage, and ham

Meanwhile...dArKmiScHIeF stealthy enters the bathroom of Toothfairy.

Toothfairy and his friends drive home and toothfairy bids them goodbye...

dArKmIscHIef opens the toilet seat....

Toothfairy enters his house and feels sudden urges...

dArKmIsChIeF disappears myseriously...

blink.gif blink.gif "I gotta GO!" said Toothfairy

crazy.gif crazy.gif blink.gif blink.gif w00t.gif ... ... ranting.gif ranting.gif ....dArKmISchIeF EMERGES AND STABS HIM UP THE ASS!!! Unfortunately dArKmIsCHIeF drowned of poop later...so u cant killme...im already dead
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-12 at 14:53:12
I ressucitate dArKmIsChIeF, so I can kill him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ViolentMoose on 2005-09-12 at 16:48:20
Voyager7456(MM) dies from a egg ninja trying to break his yolk
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-12 at 16:56:54
ViolentJ was attacked by a rabid horde of hot dog's
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-12 at 17:11:33
Toothfariy dies when Steven Spielberg directs a blockbuster hit about imaginary characters turning on eachother, the first death being Toothfariy.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-12 at 17:17:48
QUOTE(Doodan @ Sep 12 2005, 03:11 PM)
Toothfariy dies when Steven Spielberg directs a blockbuster hit about imaginary characters turning on eachother, the first death being Toothfariy.
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Doodan dies in a nonunied mexican equivalent, directed by señor spielbergo.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-12 at 18:20:52
Syphon Kills himself
For taking the 8 off of his name
(It used 2 be Syphon8!)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-12 at 18:33:10
QUOTE(YaeXirillion @ Sep 12 2005, 04:20 PM)
Syphon Kills himself
For taking the 8 off of his name
(It used 2 be Syphon8!)
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it took the 8 off because I didn't like hearing it...

Yae dies in tragic mexican standoff accident.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by 00cnr on 2005-09-12 at 18:54:29
ooops, was reading wrong post my bad. Syphon is set aflame while trying to stop a "gangsta" from syphoning his gas.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-12 at 18:57:32
Since 00cnr didn't kill Syphon, I pick him up by the ankles and beat 00cnr to death with him. The perfect murder! Two deaths and no murder weapon!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-12 at 19:03:34
QUOTE(Doodan @ Sep 12 2005, 04:57 PM)
Since 00cnr didn't kill Syphon, I pick him up by the ankles and beat 00cnr to death with him. The perfect murder! Two deaths and no murder weapon!
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First Mcdonald and now a murder weapon?

Picks myself up and beats doodan to death.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-12 at 19:15:51
QUOTE(pekkel_the_duck @ Sep 11 2005, 12:45 AM)
nuke was blinded by Neo's ultra un-radioactiveness.
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Awesom, that was the 1337'th reply!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-12 at 19:22:05
I beat MrrLL to death with an orangutang for not killing someone with his post.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-12 at 19:55:24
I kill voyager becuse whenever he posts every1 stops posting untill i post...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-12 at 20:16:45
YaeXirillion dies for the weirdest reasonb on the planet
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-12 at 20:18:37
[center]Starvation due to tooth decay.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-12 at 20:28:05
Nirvana goes to nukes house and witnesses him crying because he just ate his parents in chilli, they proceed to call him a blam and kick him in the nuts.

Alone and depressed he attempts to electrocute himself with a toaster, however he forgot to plug it in.

On the way to jump off a bridge he is hit by a passing truck.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IDontChat on 2005-09-12 at 20:42:45
Syphon is killed by...


T3h Ch33sE 0f d0oM w1Th aN a1Mb0t l0LZ!1!11!!!1!!!1!!!!1!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-12 at 20:42:48
[center]Syphon's face turns into a horrible creation from the 'Screw With My Face-athon' thread. He kills himself.

EDIT: Damn, too slow.

IDontChat's fridge falls over ontop of him. He's forced to live off of rotten cheese and dies a few days later from nuclearrabbit kicking his head off.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-12 at 20:54:11
nuclearrabbit is found in the hands on a 5 year old and the fbi finds out that he is explict and gets burnated
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