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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-12 at 22:41:40
One day I brake off the fake half of my front tooth and put under my pillow
when The tooth fairy comes
I take a knife and stab him in the Stomuch then burns him on the bon fire in the back along with all our trash (Not saying your trash but it needs 2 be burned!)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-12 at 22:49:48
Dies in a similar manner to nuke, but replace "nervana" with jesus. And "bus" with chinese kid on bicycle.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-12 at 22:57:39
Syphon8 goes crazy ranting.gif
cuz i call him syphon8 not syphon And he commets sucicide
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-12 at 23:00:08
YaeXirillion dies when the decaying corpse of someone killed on this thread long ago emits some gas and he gags to death
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-13 at 15:50:37
doodan was kill by a man eating, insane archon tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-13 at 18:39:52
One day whiole me and My band was praticing the tooth fairy came in for codys toof
So then we got our eletric guitars and beat Tooth fairy to death
Report, edit, etc...Posted by 00cnr on 2005-09-13 at 18:51:04
YaeXirillion is killed in a sex accident when his butt is ruptured and he bleeds to death
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-13 at 19:07:47
00cnr is captured by a village of cannibals, but one whiff and they decide he's too gross to eat, so they kill him and shrink his head and use it for a decoration.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IDontChat on 2005-09-13 at 19:12:02
Doodan gets killed by the crowbar of doom.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-14 at 18:46:53
Yay Idontchats turn....
IDontChat Gets Nuked by the ranDoMnEsS oF dOoM!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-09-14 at 18:50:49

YaeXirillion gets tortured to death by me and O)farty1billion.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-14 at 18:56:07
Deleras Goes crazy Rips out his hair
gets really deperessad...
and commits sucicide
ONly becuse i mispelled his name!
Jesus Christ!(is lord allmighty)
What a dumba s s
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-14 at 19:13:33
I koala Yae to death.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-14 at 19:19:22
I Bust my Guitar over Syphons head
And kills syphon for breaking my guitar
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-14 at 19:28:33
A doctor finds YaeXirillion's long lost twin growing inside of his head. When they try to surgically remove him, YaeXirillion dies in the surgery and his tiny twin becomes mini-YaeXirillion, whom I proceed to stomp into jelly.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-14 at 22:32:54
atm machine malfuction biggrin.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-09-14 at 22:34:11
Toothfariy will die by a raging mob with pointy sticks.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-14 at 22:35:53
NO_Athority dies in a fatal cow tipping accadent
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-09-14 at 23:12:48

Toothfairy dies from a botched root canal.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-09-15 at 00:56:39
blink.gif pinch.gif disgust.gif ermm.gif ohmy.gif closedeyes.gif crazy.gif blushing.gif angry.gif u get killed by these smilies
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-15 at 10:34:06
a big fat viking opera singer sits on mr.ex's face and farts, killing him instantly.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-15 at 10:35:06
The happy fat kick squishes Doodan
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-15 at 15:47:17
dies of a SEN overdose sad.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-15 at 16:03:56
Toothfairy comes to collect my tooth. Unfortunately for him, he picks up my false tooth that contains a small dose of poisonous gas inside... it's not enough to kill him, instead, it knocks him out until I wake up.

I sell him to the US Government for $50,000, where they dissect him to learn more about the mysterious fairy race.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-15 at 16:13:22
but little did voyager know that this fariy race becomes reincaranted for the soul propose of extermateing what killed the fariy.
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