Staredit Network

Staredit Network -> Miscellaneous -> How Will the Person Above You Die?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-15 at 16:40:14
Toothfariy takes a single tylenol for a headache and OD's.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-15 at 16:42:02
Doodan decides that he's done with Photo Manipulation, and decides to start Face Manipulation. His first subject is himself.

Although the resulting image was impressive, he couldn't really get far in life without a nose.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by 00cnr on 2005-09-15 at 18:23:47
Voyager7456(MM) gets torn to pieces by a rabid zergling.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-15 at 18:34:43
00cnr was raped by his furby kept in his closet
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.DR.oO on 2005-09-15 at 18:56:00
toothfariy gets jumped by da toothfairysall over the world and knokc all his teeth out and then they shoot stars from their wands and he bleeds to death tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-15 at 19:39:34
one day Oo.Dr.oO was talking to his friends
They called him a fairy And he went crying to his room
He asked his imaganary Boyfriend for help and he told him to Dround himself in the toilet after taking an crap
Which he did And Died....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-15 at 19:47:42
YaeXrillion was deleted from life when the servers went down for 3 hours.

God: "We apologize for the inconvience"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-15 at 20:06:56
In an attempt to silence the critics, Voyager7456(MM) actually manages to suck a golfball through a garden hose. However, he chokes to death on the golfball.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-15 at 20:59:59
Doodan atempts to break free from the matrix but fails... Spectacularly.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-15 at 21:12:44
Syphon wanted to be a koala sooo much, he dressed up in a koala suit and spent the rest of his life that way. Unfortunately, Koala Season had just begun.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-15 at 21:20:56
After a long night of drinking, Voyager7456(MM) awoke to find that he was at a gay party that was watching all of Will & Grace on DVD. When he made a remark about the show, they tied him up and blowtorched him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-15 at 21:25:49
Doodan suffers a broken pelvis, cortesy of the party.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-15 at 21:30:05
Syphon dies of rugburn injuries because of the same party. Plus, he only brought one season of Will & Grace to the party!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-15 at 21:31:33
I spelt things wrong so badly on a paper that a nuclear strike headedfor Irag hit doodan instead.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-15 at 21:32:22
Syphon dies of a self inflicted groin injury.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-16 at 22:00:07
doodan eats 2 tons of raw salt and dies of diarria
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-17 at 13:11:09
Toothfariy becomes so obsessed with SEN that he tries to use the website while taking a bath. The moniter falls in the tub and toothfariy has a shocking experience. Ironically, he was reading this exact page and this exact death when it happened.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-17 at 14:40:31
Doodan Was Dancing Like the fat happy Kid
Then a Fat Dancing Kid Hating Mob came and Then Burned him at the stake And mad him Eat Raw Cow blam for 10 years then he dies when they mistake The blam for Mud and he chokes
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-17 at 18:30:39
chainsaw, 20 gallon keg of beer

enough said lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-17 at 20:13:20
Dressed Up at a jew At a Nazi COnvetion
Enough Said
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Valug on 2005-09-17 at 20:17:49
[sub]YaeXirillion lives life to the ripe age of 98, then feeling daring, desides to attemp sky diving, but passes out and dies before the plane takes off.[/sub]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-17 at 20:43:49
One Day Valug gets Amsesia
Thinks hes Hitlatr
And gets murdered by the jews...
lol im doing alot of german jokes today cuz its constitution day
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-18 at 01:19:36
YaeXirillion donates his brain to scientific research. He does not survive.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-18 at 01:30:23
Gets so addicted to the fat kid in his siggy that he needs to become fat like that, too... he then gets so excited when he does-- that he becomes the new happy dancing fat kid, and dances till he dies. w00t.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-09-18 at 02:35:23
led zepllin kills hammer with his guitar
Next Page (57)