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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-18 at 19:24:10
gradius dies in a 20000000 train car pile up, apperantley, he was the conductor
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-18 at 21:50:47
In the town darkness falls they mistake him for the evil tooth fairy and Burn him on the stake
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-09-18 at 23:48:06

Yae gets eaten by a mildly irate hamster.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-19 at 00:09:45
I run a Starcraft Mod called "Demaris Doom." You know what happens next...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-19 at 00:35:14
[center]I know exactly what happens next, Doodan's plan back-fires and end up killing him instead of Demaris.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IDontChat on 2005-09-19 at 00:39:20
nuclearrabit dies from the fact YaeXirillion's name (he says it means "god forever") lies as much as mine.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-19 at 16:37:09
QUOTE(IDontChat @ Sep 18 2005, 10:38 PM)
nuclearrabit dies from the fact YaeXirillion's name (he says it means "god forever") lies as much as mine.
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Xirillion isn't even a word.

Death by angry woodpecker.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-19 at 16:40:08
Syphon mistook a deadly koala-eating plant for a harmless eucalyptus tree... He survives, but I hunt him down and kill him in a comical fashion because "eucalyptus" is hard to spell.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-19 at 16:41:38
QUOTE(Voyager7456(MM) @ Sep 19 2005, 02:39 PM)
Syphon mistook a deadly koala-eating plant for a harmless eucalyptus tree... He survives, but I hunt him down and kill him in a comical fashion because "eucalyptus" is hard to spell.
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Yet somehow you spelt it right.

I become the incredible koala-hulk and tear your left leg off. I proceed to beat you to death with it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-19 at 16:42:37
I had to look it up.

Syphon explodes for absolutely no discernable reason.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-19 at 16:49:29
Voyagers Egg just bursts one day
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-19 at 18:03:30
chocked on skin
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-19 at 18:09:56
Toothfairy takes a vacation to Da Hood', when someone pops a cap in him for his teeth being too 'white.'
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-19 at 20:11:54
warhammer40000 dies via a 10-minute guitar solo.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-19 at 20:37:09
[center]Using the knowlege from my new book, The Anarchist's Cookbook, I smite Doodan with a thermite bomb.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-19 at 21:34:58
The FBI trace nuclearrabbit's position through SEN and kill him for possessing The Anarchist's Cookbook.




Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-19 at 22:05:47
After nuclearrabbit's death, Voyager7456(MM) tries to read the The Anarchist's Cookbook , but there are way too many big words for him to understand and his head explodes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-19 at 22:09:42
I become a giant man eating Gyro and consume Doodan
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sikas on 2005-09-20 at 10:06:15
-Watches Syphon Implode.- biggrin.gif tongue.gif w00t.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-20 at 16:58:09
One day While sikas is exploring Sikas Mind He finds an do not enter room and he enters it...He finds a Lever and An Plastic Indian,,
THe lever says do not pull...
Sikas:Hmmm Pulls Lever
THen the indian kicks him in the nuts so hard he becomes a chick
One day While Presiedent bush is Banging Her
she wonders what she wants to do with her life
while spending money
Bush is hunting all the girls He :censored:ed
He Gave her aids
and she died a week later
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-20 at 17:23:28
spontanaous combustion
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-20 at 17:25:56
The Sandman pays a hitman with monopoly money to kill Toothfariy.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-20 at 17:27:58
Open Manhole
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-20 at 17:28:32
easter bunny hires bug bunney to kill ham
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-20 at 17:37:07
Toothfariy sees me coming to kill him, so he just shoots himself in the head before I can do anything.
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