... and tapdancing with a bear.
The Munsters...
Which was on fire from....
The what?
... violentj's Atomic Fart!
dude, watch more TV. The Munsters is a really old black and white show. Awesome one. and tap dancing with a bear reminded me of something on that show.
which violentj got from eating too much...
giant eggs and assparagus
But anyways, as time when on, a new hero arose. He was more or less a phantom, his name was...
El Funkalot De Tidy Widey( a.k.a. Teh Funkster). He is the cool stu with a tight afro, peace sign necklace, and the licence to get down with that and possibly kick political booty who try to bring down the partay!
P.S: By the way, I am assuming that he is less of a phantom and more of a groovy rockster who enjoys disco music and rainbow-colored cars. Just though you should know..
Yeah but anyways, he puts a curse on the world and for some reason a big asteroid shaped like a Yoshi Egg hits the planet. This screws up the planet alignment and rotation and eventually...
Causes earth to crash into the sun.
me, on mars, "HAHAHAAH PAWNED"
but teh funkster uses his power to bring the earth back, because life is so boring without disco...
... and then breaks out into a ten-day-long DISCO MARATHON!
...Which sudenly ends and starts again for no good aparent reason!!!! Then a cow apears and...
... so loudly that it devestates the countryside in a three-mile radius!
The cow then took off it's mask and revealed the horrid face of...
...George W. Bush!!!!!!!1111oneoneone1
Who started to eat pie...
Edit:changed starts to started
which for some reason tasted like tomatoes
which were actually in it...
... as well as lemons! GWBCow decided he would...
Desert Eagle .50 Action Express...
a gang of Agent Smith clones who turned to arms dealing...