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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-24 at 18:29:31

QUOTE(00cnr @ Sep 24 2005, 05:39 PM)

Jack, the obese nerd, decided to watch some hardcore porno that his grandmother starred in... He left for granny's house but suddenly stopped because he saw a banana laying on a decomposed dead porn star and he ate the banana because it looked like a poodle. Unfortunately, Jack didn't realize he didn't have a leash, so he took his finger and picked his bum...so he could remove the gerbils that he wanted to eat.
When the gerbils got away... nuclearrabbit escaped from his cage. Nuclearrabbit decided he would become a terrorist... His first plan was to smell every little boys pet rabbits named "Fauquagads"
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a rabbits mouth which was

Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-09-24 at 18:35:39

milk chocolate from heaven that

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-24 at 18:37:25

tasted like a brown substance

Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-09-24 at 18:42:21

THAT WAS CHOCOLATELY AND HEAVENALY

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-09-24 at 19:55:22

And taisty as a cloud

Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-09-24 at 20:39:21

and that was four sentences

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