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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-11-01 at 20:57:48
GRANTED but you die cause you relize nothin exists

i wish for a girlfriend
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Infested-Jerk on 2005-11-01 at 21:00:07
Granted, but said girlfriend is you sister.

I wish that time didn;t exist.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by brutetal on 2005-11-01 at 21:00:32
Granted, but then everything would stop moving and be techinaly dead!

I wish for everyone in the world to have a long life!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-11-01 at 21:00:58
GRANTED but then we all die somehow

i wish he-man was real
Report, edit, etc...Posted by brutetal on 2005-11-01 at 21:03:40
Granted but! he is a HE SHE, a transexual.

I wish for intergalatic travel to anywhere in a minute!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-11-01 at 21:08:32
Granted but you forget your helmet and die

I wish I could spell better
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-01 at 21:11:32
Granted. You suicide.

I wish I was less shy.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-11-01 at 21:13:14
GRANTED, but u talk to every1 and they all want you and relize ur hitler so they kill you... i dunno..
I wish for a rubber duck
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2005-11-01 at 21:23:54
Granted, but it's microscopic.

I wish I were dead.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HolySin on 2005-11-01 at 21:30:00
Granted, but your revived by the doctor.

I wish I had the power to have all the powers.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Raindodger on 2005-11-01 at 21:35:47
Granted, but you become too powerful and explode.

I wish, it were colder in this room.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-01 at 21:37:29
Granted, the room cools down to absolute zero.

I wish I had 1 AA battery.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-11-01 at 21:40:09
Granted but it leaks and kills you

I wish it wasnt so cold here
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-11-01 at 22:13:23
Granted. It heats up to 200,000 Degrees Fahrenheit.
I wish that something bad happened during/after the granting of my wish.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by brutetal on 2005-11-01 at 22:14:28
Granted, you die of constipation.

I wish to be smart!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-01 at 22:20:13
GRANTED, but as intellegence goes up, happiness often goes down. In your case you die.

I wish I was a koala again.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2005-11-01 at 22:21:50
granted, while you sleep in a tree you fall off and believe your a piece of paper forever.

I wish that every thought i had turned into a greyish metal...block...thing..

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2005-11-01 at 22:44:53
Granted, but your mind is weighed down by the 100 lb. slabs.

I wish I was as cool as Kurt Cobain.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2005-11-01 at 23:53:54
granted, but only for 1 milliseconed =/

I wish slinkies would explode into little chickens when they finish going down stairs.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by brutetal on 2005-11-02 at 00:30:12
Granted, but the chickens keep taking a dump every where they go leaving a trail of poop behind them.

I wish what to know what I'm gonna wish for!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-02 at 00:31:54
granted, but you forget it after a second

i wish i had more time to do my hw (CURSE U SEN FOR BEING SO ADDICTIVE!)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by brutetal on 2005-11-02 at 00:33:18
Granted, you get +1 nano second more to do your hw!

I wish for Bigfoot
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-02 at 00:37:00
granted, you hear a sound like a bomb dropping and suddenly bigfoot crashes through from your ceiling and crushes you with his big foot

i wish i knew what to do next
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-11-02 at 00:37:35
Granted, but Bigfoot happens to think that you're hot. And also has a fetish for "footing", as opposed to "fisting". Well, fun for you.
EDIT: Bah. Granted; next, you attach the aluminum strip to the glass using the specially-prepared sand-based adhesive, and then let sit for twenty minutes. Huh? Oh, you mean for thaat. Oh well, too bad, you were already given what to do next for the making of a time a machine.
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I wish there were more creative corruptions...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by brutetal on 2005-11-02 at 00:47:49
Granted, but then they had to be copied off of The Simpsons and Family Guy.

I wish for world peace!
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