Then you would walk out into the street and egt hit by a truck. Driven by polar bears.
What if your face was made out cheese?
Then I would have tried to eat myself years ago and I'd be contained with a retainer or something and forced to live with the mole people in the pretty white padded cells where life is beautiful all the time.
What if you lived in a cardboard box?
My life would be in a cardboard box!
What if everyone lived in a cardboard box?
Then I would have neighbors!
What if you were a negro?
I would be a negro and kick everyones ass, not
What if you were on mars for 7 years? what would you do?
Steal alot of M&Ms.
What if rappers with food names were actually food? Like, Ice T would be Iced Tea, Eminem would be M&Ms and Dr. Dre would be fried chicken.
They'd be eaten.
What if something reasonable was asked in here?
Then i would be the first to say it
What if you ate my new can of manure rings with dipped honey mustard and X-tra soft so you would have brown stinky teeth afterwards.
I would gag!
What if I was Yoshi da Sniper with a new name?
You can but knowone would respect you.
What if you ate my can of manure rings again.
I would probably commit suicide!
What if people on sen were really boring?
^ we all are
What if you had my new can of manure rings on a pizza and barfed it all over mini_moose 2707
Then he would ban you from posting in this topic and coming up with these dumb ideas.
What if I stopped forgeting to put a "What if?" in my original post?
Then we would all be like... Whatever and ask a new what if question.
What if I cared?
Then the world is doomed.
What if I disappeared and appeared in each one of your rooms at the same time?
I'd be like O_O and then send out the rap group "GANGSTARR" after you.
What if I have a hard on right now?
Then you do.
What if Humpty Dumpty didn't fell off the wall.
You wouldn't ask thisquestion & I wouldn't answer it.
What if birds could play musical instruments better than any human ?
I'd look outside and it's sound even more beautiful.
Mine does.
What if it didn't?
Then it didnt
What if we were all acually toys for a giga sized alien who has us all trapped in this bubble that we all live in?
I would be the one that wins all the battles when he has the toys fight!
What if this was true?
Then I would use my baseball bat and whack it agaisnt your crutch and ask Mini_moose to pour doo,doo all over your body.
What if 7-7 was acually kerrigan?
she'd take her canister rifle and shoot you in the eyeball for saying doo-doo so much.
What if she did that?