Report, edit, etc...Posted by Teck on 2005-09-24 at 22:40:08
killed by a smiley face with a pistol shouting, "DIE MONKEY!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-09-24 at 22:52:17
Teck is killed by clicking his Win a free X-Box360 ad and getting his computer hacked and a tentical shoots out of the moniter and grabs his face killing him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-25 at 02:19:38
one day while counting brain cells he counted zero and it was to much strain and his brain exploded
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-25 at 15:41:57
YaeXrillion is killed and recycled into Soylent Green.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-09-25 at 15:52:04
i make a Voyager7456(MM) pie and i eat you
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-25 at 15:54:20
Food poisioning.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-25 at 16:19:32
Pototoe
Report, edit, etc...Posted by guardien on 2005-09-25 at 16:36:25
YaeXirillion dies of Guardien stuffing a hockey puck in his windpipe.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-09-25 at 16:49:08
crazy canadian hockey fans crush you
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-25 at 17:05:40
A reaver mistakes Mr.Ex for a scarab and loads him and fires him at a brick wall.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-09-25 at 17:13:50
Voyager has a very violent encounter with a monkey.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-25 at 17:18:54
Rapid Abe Lincoln
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-25 at 17:25:01
Telephone pole through the spleen. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-25 at 17:27:41
Your Chakras explode
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-09-25 at 19:52:12
Kellimus is impailed on a rusty pole by No_Authority
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-25 at 22:16:00
Falls off a cliff onto a catus covered in vaseline... Ouch.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Fortune on 2005-09-26 at 00:36:18
Gets shot by me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by x BakaPeter x on 2005-09-26 at 01:16:57
Gets run over by a truck.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-26 at 01:51:02
Get's blown up by Vivi
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-26 at 07:14:24
[center]Kellimus gets his foot caught in a sewer drain... the Ninja turtles eat his foot off and he walks around on a gangrenous stump for a week before finally dieing of accidental-guillotine-ing.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Atreyu) on 2005-09-26 at 12:21:17
nuclearrabit preforms a satanic ritchual to bring Kurt Cobain back to life and out of no where Constantine shoots nuclearrabit with that PIMP golden gun
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-09-26 at 16:28:49
Invited onto The Tonight Show. Eaten by a zombie Jay Leno.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-26 at 17:10:33
Goes and sees Gigli, just because nobody warned him. Dies of 17 sponaneous heart attacks and a hyper stroke.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-26 at 17:17:08
Captured by Google's robots and killed for knowing too much.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Atreyu) on 2005-09-26 at 17:30:44
is killed