[center]Wilhelm bounces off the moon, and lands on Doodan.
*SPLAT!*
Death.[/center]
Nuclear has the cigarette in Cobain's hand burn his eyes out, then his brains leak through the hole
Kellimus dies of electocution when he enters electroshock therapy to help control his IBS.
Everyone gets nuked
for spamming my e-mail box with 400+ e-mails in the last 4 days from this topic alone.
A hundred Burrowed Zerglings unburrow and attack SA Max71
Marxel is lynched by a horde of angry orcs.
Is stricken down with the smallpox
Kellimus gets his head ripped off and has a Barbie head put on it's place by the evil kid from Toy Story.
Doodan has the dancing fat kid squish him
Kellimius is killed by the vengeful hand of a lesser-known chicken god.
Voyager wanted to taste My Gaint Pizza That i was makine that was 60 ft long
and he went swimming in it and drounded in the tomatoness
YaeXirillion Dies by a whole buncha Smilies being thrown at him
Toa5555 is killed by an Elvis impersonator.
Punted by a dog into the path of a train. Mmm role reversal.
Umm......
While choking on my pride Syphon Literly Dies of laughter...
[center]Drank stagnant water he found under a radiator.[/center]
Nuclearrabbit develops a condition that makes him see 15 seconds into the future, only he doesn't realize it. When he's at a train station, he believes he's about to enter the door on the train, when in fact he's stepping right in front of it. SPLAT!
[center]COOL!
Doodan was riding that train. It derailed, and everyone but him lived.[/center]
Nuke dies plowing an octogenarian, she dies and traps nuke under her massively bloated body.
Syphon is killed in a game of "Hot Potato" gone bad...
Voyager gets hunted down and assassinated by me for making such a valiant contribution to the now-eighty-one page topic that I started.
EDIT: Oh, suuuure, now it's eighty-two! Bleh.
All the horrified members of SEN decide to assissinate Yoshi and Synd][cate. They decide that EzDay281 will be the perfect candidate for a suicide bomber. They shove a giant firecracker in his rectum and light the fuse only to realize they forgot to find out where Yoshi and Synd][cate are. Too late though.
Doodan is killed by angry SEN members for even mentioning Assassinate and Yoshi in the same sentence.
A heart dies from a heart attack while looking in a mirror
[center]Hot potato with a lit pipe bomb.
[sub]I've actually played hot potato with a lit firecracker and an 'armed' baking soda/vinegar bomb.[/sub][/center]