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Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-05 at 23:24:53
[center]Wilhelm bounces off the moon, and lands on Doodan.
*SPLAT!*
Death.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-06 at 01:48:21
Nuclear has the cigarette in Cobain's hand burn his eyes out, then his brains leak through the hole
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-10-06 at 02:58:40
Kellimus dies of electocution when he enters electroshock therapy to help control his IBS.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SA_Max71 on 2005-10-06 at 08:15:37
Everyone gets nuked laugh.gif for spamming my e-mail box with 400+ e-mails in the last 4 days from this topic alone. crazy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by marxel on 2005-10-06 at 08:36:55
A hundred Burrowed Zerglings unburrow and attack SA Max71 tongue.gif biggrin.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-10-06 at 10:31:55

Marxel is lynched by a horde of angry orcs.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-06 at 12:00:22
Is stricken down with the smallpox
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-10-06 at 13:27:53
Kellimus gets his head ripped off and has a Barbie head put on it's place by the evil kid from Toy Story.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-06 at 13:33:06
Doodan has the dancing fat kid squish him pinch.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-06 at 16:17:06
Kellimius is killed by the vengeful hand of a lesser-known chicken god.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-06 at 22:30:21
Voyager wanted to taste My Gaint Pizza That i was makine that was 60 ft long
and he went swimming in it and drounded in the tomatoness
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2005-10-08 at 13:19:16
YaeXirillion Dies by a whole buncha Smilies being thrown at him
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-10-08 at 13:47:42
Toa5555 is killed by an Elvis impersonator.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-08 at 14:04:31
Punted by a dog into the path of a train. Mmm role reversal.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-08 at 14:16:48
Umm......
While choking on my pride Syphon Literly Dies of laughter...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-08 at 23:03:18
[center]Drank stagnant water he found under a radiator.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-10-09 at 00:31:25
Nuclearrabbit develops a condition that makes him see 15 seconds into the future, only he doesn't realize it. When he's at a train station, he believes he's about to enter the door on the train, when in fact he's stepping right in front of it. SPLAT!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-09 at 00:40:38
[center]COOL!

Doodan was riding that train. It derailed, and everyone but him lived.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-09 at 11:34:33
Nuke dies plowing an octogenarian, she dies and traps nuke under her massively bloated body.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-09 at 11:38:14
Syphon is killed in a game of "Hot Potato" gone bad...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-10-09 at 11:56:09
Voyager gets hunted down and assassinated by me for making such a valiant contribution to the now-eighty-one page topic that I started.

EDIT: Oh, suuuure, now it's eighty-two! Bleh.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-10-09 at 13:01:16
All the horrified members of SEN decide to assissinate Yoshi and Synd][cate. They decide that EzDay281 will be the perfect candidate for a suicide bomber. They shove a giant firecracker in his rectum and light the fuse only to realize they forgot to find out where Yoshi and Synd][cate are. Too late though.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-09 at 13:29:51
Doodan is killed by angry SEN members for even mentioning Assassinate and Yoshi in the same sentence.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by D)s-202 on 2005-10-09 at 18:28:42
A heart dies from a heart attack while looking in a mirror
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-09 at 19:00:17
[center]Hot potato with a lit pipe bomb.

[sub]I've actually played hot potato with a lit firecracker and an 'armed' baking soda/vinegar bomb.[/sub]
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