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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-09 at 19:03:00

Nuclearrabbit is sitting at the train station, and he is very bored. He wonders, "If I stuck my head out infront of the train, would it kill me?"

... Well, the answer is yes.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-09 at 19:03:08

sent to war
Owned on site

Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-09 at 19:04:24

[center]YaeXirillion: Sent to 1st grade writing class, owned on sight.[/center]

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-09 at 19:14:55

[cENTER]Sent to preschool owned on sight[/Center]

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-09 at 19:22:40

Raped To Death.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-09 at 19:26:54

raped by random Letters

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-10-09 at 19:34:34

YaeXirillion is killed until he dies.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-09 at 19:35:50

Killed by smile

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Slyence on 2005-10-09 at 20:18:16

Heart attack.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-09 at 20:24:45

Brain Tumor

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2005-10-09 at 22:32:10

A violent piranha attack on his genitals.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-10-09 at 22:33:44

Internecivus dies when he pumps up a Super Soaker water gun and sticks it up his nose and pulls the trigger.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-09 at 22:37:18

Pizza overload

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2005-10-09 at 22:37:29

Unaware that Ronald McDonald is a registered sex offender, Yae tries to find him. He is found screaming "it puts the lotion on its skin" to hookers at gunpoint. Yae, alarmed, tries to disarm Ronald. He fails and his body is defiled.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-09 at 22:38:33

i didnt die tho
Raped by MIchael jackson 2 death

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2005-10-09 at 22:39:48

Trust me, you died.
Is killed by his insane mother while trying to untangle his pubes.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-10 at 00:24:30

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QUOTE(YaeXirillion @ Oct 9 2005, 06:24 PM)

Brain Tumor
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Please don't.

Internecivus is killed by Mr.Camo for stealing his spamolicious topic.[/center]

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-10 at 01:18:41

Fine... Ass cancer.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-10 at 11:03:28

Killed by the actor who plays "Panda" on "Super Happy Panda's Funtime Play Land".

The murder occured on an episode of the said show. The ratings trippled overnight.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-10-10 at 11:53:55

Voyager7456(MM) commits suicide when his premiere show "I Love Egg" does so poorly it is canceled before the first episode has finished airing.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-10 at 13:34:37

Doodan dies in the new world war 3

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-10 at 17:49:24

why cant i use brain tumor
Heart worms...

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-10 at 18:41:04

QUOTE(YaeXirillion @ Oct 10 2005, 03:49 PM)

why cant i use brain tumor
Heart worms...
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Because nuke has one.

Yae dies from unsensitivity.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-10-10 at 20:37:01

Syphon dies of shock when he watches the episode of Pokemon that made all those kids have siezures.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-10 at 21:18:57

Doodan dies of blood loss when his trusted plastic surgen botches his sexual reassignment surgery.

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