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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-10-13 at 23:37:12

Mr. Camo dies of a spam overdose.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-10-13 at 23:50:07

Doodan's Goku-Hitler tries to go super saiyan but since his hair is in black and white it doesn't become yellow. Then he rides a giant buffalo into the sun towing the earth behind him killing everyone, including Doodan.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-14 at 08:44:39

[center]^Went outside without an umbrella while it was raining anvils. Commical.[/center]

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-10-14 at 15:41:37

nuclearrabbit is allowed to have one wish from a genie. He wishes that he could fly and the genie says "Your wish is granted." So nuclearrabbit jumps off of a building and falls to his death. Little did he know that the genie had created plane tickets for him instead of giving him the ability to levitate his body.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-14 at 16:36:05

I start an Super nova in the parking lot of 711...Killing every1

Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-10-14 at 16:52:56

A 7/11 blows up while Yae is hiding bodies in slushie machines.

+ Don't say this is impossible. Carry on with the thread and kill dudes.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-14 at 16:55:20

I know...Just wouldnt kill me...
Me being sad since 711 blew up i have to move to mcdonalds...
and i meet Powerfull horror in the lot of mcdonalds..
ITS NOT THE SAME....
im sad..
711s gone..
Powerfull horror you suck

Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-10-14 at 17:01:07

I'll just assume you killed me at McDonalds. A giant flying Burger King goes on a murderous rampage and destroys every fast food restaurant/ convinience store in the world, and kills Yae and me since we were still in the parking lot.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-14 at 17:02:59

So i gotta move on to the next parking lot..You suck
in powerfull horrors next life i meet him at the parking lot at burger king

Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-10-14 at 17:06:08

Yae gets his head chainsawwed off by the local 7/11 manager for..yeah just chainsawwed off.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-14 at 17:07:22

There is no more 711 remeber you destroyed it..
Missing 711`s lot I pour money into it so they can rebuild it
Then powerfull horror comes..,..

Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-10-14 at 17:11:31

Okay..I'm guessing you shoot my face off with a shotgun on that one...

Yae is hit by a stampede of raging antalopes.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-14 at 17:13:20

No for my normal victems i use an Ritualistic knife...Theres an uzi in my back pocket and an SniperRifle behind the dumpster
I invite you to the 711 lot...Enough said...

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-14 at 17:13:37

I blow up every parking lot on earth, killing horror in the process.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-14 at 17:14:53

[center]^Messed with my mailbox.[/center]

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-14 at 17:15:20

I take Syphon 2 the remains of my lot...
DAMNIT WHY DO YOU ALL HATE 711?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-10-14 at 17:16:42

Yae takes Syphon to the lot, and trips and stabs himself with the ritual knife.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-10-14 at 17:31:12

ate one too many pickles and became a dil.

should have tried useing protection

owned

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-10-14 at 17:33:38

The persons above and below me die from pissheadedness.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-14 at 17:42:48

i offer Wilhelm free nachos at 711s lot...he came..

Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-14 at 17:46:41

[center]nuclearrabbit is on a mission to destroy the American economy. He starts off with bombing every single 7-11 in the country. Yae seems to always be 1 location ahead of nuclearrabbit. While setting the igniter in a vulcan grenade, out of the corner of his eye, nuke notices something in the bushes. It's Yae plotting how to kill the next poster. Yae planned on killing nuclearrabbit, but nuke's reflexes were too great. Nuke jammed the crater maker down Yae's pants, and quickly got out of the 15 yard kill radius then triggered the igniter.

Ouch.[/center]

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-10-14 at 17:47:32

owned

lol

Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-10-14 at 17:50:34

P-p-p-p-p-PWNT

Toothfariy is killed by the National Squad of Typos Suck Typos.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-14 at 17:54:17

While i was PLanning my next strike and he stuck it in my -pants he forgot im made out of Pure Italin Goodiness which you cannot destroy and throw the knife killing him just as he was about 2 revive kurt cobain by offering my soul...
no1 Revives kurt...NO1
Bad enough he made Classic metal(Rock n roll(It was metal at the time))
Into Grunge rock..I dont have anything against him personally
Just the song smells like teen spirit if it wasnt for that Rock in roll would be more popular
I hoper your happy...
then nuclear rabbit feel back and stabbed Powerfull horror in the head

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-10-14 at 17:55:29

became gum stuck to my cowboy boot

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